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244533  WannaBee: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.

244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

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2. glenalec
3. lecj07
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
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7. Scoo
8. Dr Awkward
9. VoR
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244369 wolfpk: What are you going to do? Here's an idea; do Japan a favor and decline the acceptance.

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
foreversmug uploaded 244168 (982 points)
buds420 uploaded 244424 (976 points)
Unicorn uploaded 244105 (975 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 10790 points
 3. Yurishiro: 7948 points
 4. Scoo: 7721 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 6615 points
 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
455
 
 duckfarts: Kinder egg is getting nervous
 Scoo: 4 Finger Discount
 VoR: Go on. Snatch it.
 Not A Bot: If you get bitten, and come down with Johnny Fever, take 2 tabs of WKRP and you'll be fine.
 Mad Collager: Careful, one more finger, and it's a five-finger discount after you took it.
 i peed a lil: More Delft than most.
 Not A Bot: thispigishappy.jpg
 Coach Teacher: So when Delfi says it, it's ok for mass distribution, bt when i suggest it to a coworker, i lose my Netflix special, morning talk show, and nobody wants me to tell them jokes about how gross the mind of a fat, bald ginger can get? This is egregious.
 karmakat: seems to wants to take it DEEP!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Not all at once!!! *whispers* you gotta work up to that
Image 226563   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
319
 
 Coach Teacher: If i get it, does that make me a nerd or a dork?
 Kaviri: This exclusive patch is only given to our most illustrious members: those who have finally managed to catch the dragon.
Image 226562   01-13-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
445
 
 E. HONDA: I'm real fuckin sorry
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Coach Teacher I would say something vulgar, but i believe my president will do that for me in a few moments so hold tight.
 Yurishiro: I'm sorry to be sorry so often. damn!
 Teechur: I would have to have a "My bad" jar in my klassrum. And an overflow swear jar for the "I'll bring it tomorrow" notes that will live in them for eternity.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: America vs Canada
Image 226561   01-13-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Image 226560 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by silver. We'll pray for you, silver.
Score:
939
 
 Yurishiro: It's weird that the order is counter clockwise
 Himesama: Me this morning before work.
 Teechur: I really didn't want to make a comment about afterglow, but I guess I am...
 duckfarts: feels good, man
 Not A Bot: You have a problem, Kathleen.
Image 226559   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
447
 
 Coach Teacher: @Felicity aren't we doing it already?
 Felicity: Should we do something?
 OldKentuckyShark: i once worked in an injection molding plastics factory, we made parts for bunn coffeemakers. ya had to initial the inside in case there were cosmetic defects they could trace it back to you. anyways, in one of em i wrote, "help, im being held prisoner in a plastic factory".
 Yurishiro: No. You won't learn anything if I do.
 Teechur: I was locked in a junkyard once while searching for electric lock actuators for my van. Wasn't too bad until the dog found me and let me know in no uncertain terms that it was past closing time.
 Coach Teacher: I thought i was trapped at work once; turned out i was just really bored; then, it turned out i had mono and kept falling asleep before the end of each workday. So the only thing i was prisoner to was the Epstein-Barr virus. Then they fired me for incompetence.
Image 226558   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
521
 
 Teechur: I can swimming? Please? I can swimming?
 Kaviri: Cmon Norbert, at least try to give us a smile.
 duckfarts: oh. my. god, becky, look at that leg
 Coach Teacher: No way, man. No way!
Image 226557   01-13-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
292
 
 RiderFan: Some songs need not apply.
 Not A Bot: For those nights when Tuxedo Mask is out of town.
 Coach Teacher: The other edge to this sword is how My Sharona is an eternal part of the american consciousness. Just repeat shit until people believe it's true and good. And we're all terrible people for letting it get elected President. All hail Emperor Sharona!
 sparename: But then he could be listening to Little Boots - "Stuck On Repeat"
Image 226556   01-13-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
614
 
 Felicity: @confession A handsome, fit, genius billionaire! With a sportscar!
 Kaviri: This proves that they truly know memes.
 crunchymush: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 confession: A fucking billionare
Image 226555   01-13-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
107
 
 Kaviri: What a waste.
 duckfarts: whoa, that's nuts
 Coach Teacher: You only smoke cocopuffs with a squirrel once. You may or may not wake up the morning after, with your weed slash crack pocket chewed out, in a strange park in Atlanta, once. I'm just kidding, Atlanta has no parks.
 Chest Rockwell: Asshole.
Image 226554   01-13-18   Uploaded by    charmander
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