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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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11. 1979: 1494 points
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Score:
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 Vango Broble: If i get it, does that make me a nerd or a dork?
 Mold Morpungo: This exclusive patch is only given to our most illustrious members: those who have finally managed to catch the dragon.
Image 226562   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Gango Drumomple
Score:
445
 
 Meld Flumungus: I'm real fuckin sorry
 Thald Rempombies: @Coach Teacher I would say something vulgar, but i believe my president will do that for me in a few moments so hold tight.
 Lold Rempumbies: I'm sorry to be sorry so often. damn!
 Lirb Morpungo: I would have to have a "My bad" jar in my klassrum. And an overflow swear jar for the "I'll bring it tomorrow" notes that will live in them for eternity.
 Durm Flumopert: America vs Canada
Image 226561   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Thuple Grumple
Image 226560 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by silver. You have brought shame on us, silver.
Score:
964
 
 Guple Grunopert: It's weird that the order is counter clockwise
 Damp Morpupert: Me this morning before work.
 Jolm Plongus: I really didn't want to make a comment about afterglow, but I guess I am...
 Rurb Morpoble: feels good, man
 Memp Brombies: You have a problem, Kathleen.
Image 226559   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Birm Bruble
Score:
447
 
 Jongo Morpupert: @Felicity aren't we doing it already?
 Vurb Albongo: Should we do something?
 Jort Morpumbies: i once worked in an injection molding plastics factory, we made parts for bunn coffeemakers. ya had to initial the inside in case there were cosmetic defects they could trace it back to you. anyways, in one of em i wrote, "help, im being held prisoner in a plastic factory".
 Lorb Drumupert: No. You won't learn anything if I do.
 Mown Grongo: I was locked in a junkyard once while searching for electric lock actuators for my van. Wasn't too bad until the dog found me and let me know in no uncertain terms that it was past closing time.
 Mort Plemungo: I thought i was trapped at work once; turned out i was just really bored; then, it turned out i had mono and kept falling asleep before the end of each workday. So the only thing i was prisoner to was the Epstein-Barr virus. Then they fired me for incompetence.
Image 226558   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Rurt Flongus
Score:
521
 
 Gongo Flongo: I can swimming? Please? I can swimming?
 Trold Grunupert: Cmon Norbert, at least try to give us a smile.
 Vurt Grunongus: oh. my. god, becky, look at that leg
 Domp Albombies: No way, man. No way!
Image 226557   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Dorbo Gruble
Score:
315
 
 Darbo Dampombies: Some songs need not apply.
 Deple Grunupert: For those nights when Tuxedo Mask is out of town.
 Trampo Horpumple: The other edge to this sword is how My Sharona is an eternal part of the american consciousness. Just repeat shit until people believe it's true and good. And we're all terrible people for letting it get elected President. All hail Emperor Sharona!
 Thung Flomple: But then he could be listening to Little Boots - "Stuck On Repeat"
Image 226556   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Trang Plopert
Score:
614
 
 Gongo Grumple: @confession A handsome, fit, genius billionaire! With a sportscar!
 Lald Cremomple: This proves that they truly know memes.
 Thamp Grongus: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 Darb Drumopert: A fucking billionare
Image 226555   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Mingo Drumongo
Score:
130
 
 Crorm Rempupert: What a waste.
 Hemp Plongus: whoa, that's nuts
 Rarbo Flumungo: You only smoke cocopuffs with a squirrel once. You may or may not wake up the morning after, with your weed slash crack pocket chewed out, in a strange park in Atlanta, once. I'm just kidding, Atlanta has no parks.
 Liple Cremuble: Asshole.
Image 226554   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Pild Cremumbies
Score:
770
 
 Crown Dampuble: You haven't heard of the Millenium Galcon?!
 Mople Grungus: @NoRagrets She wants to make sure she shoots first
 Harm Alboble: Tiny skeleton in the background looks like it needs to pee
 Bempo Flopert: Trigger discipline. And with a blaster pistol no less!
 Crople Flumumple: Cool cosplay. You should dust more, however. Big cobweb there.
 Vuld Plupert: Hanna Solo?
 Therbo Plomple: I would never have had this much courage after my stroke. Brava, sister.
 Hurbo Bruble: Sassy af..
Image 226553   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Lempo Albumbies
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