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238813  Captain Marsupial: Oh, when a dog does it, you all say, "look at the cute pupper."

238820  Captain Marsupial: Ice, ice, baby

238821  Captain Marsupial: Y'know, that actually works.

238822  Jabberwikket: How do you do, fellow cats

238815  Jabberwikket: [Kazoo sounds intensify]

238498  Captain Marsupial: That is one erred up merry go round

238752  Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238758  Kaviri: They call me pot, des pot.

238766  Kaviri: To make a "W", face the audience do the worm.

238818  some guy : "King me"

238819  some guy : Free hugs.

238771  Kaviri: The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

238777  Kaviri: I could break your bones with my bare hands, and you seem to want me to do it.

238723  adeadcrab: What is that supposed to mean @jochenau

238791  Kaviri: Please leave; this next part requires a bit of privacy.

238262  Mr Bleak: You are not going to blame *me* for that one! What the heck have you been eating?

238792  Kaviri: @Ulillillia my man

238795  Kaviri: A caucus of delegates.

238796  Kaviri: For removing that pesky dermis.

238733  Amy Housewine: Maybe it was meant to say "I like furniture".

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238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238573 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238733 Amy Housewine: Maybe it was meant to say "I like furniture".

238562 Amy Housewine: I've been waiting for them to take me to the internet for years. I'm still just looking at these pictures they put on the screen to keep you occupied while you wait for them to come and collect you.

238721 Nope: @Ulillillia well shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

238560 Ulillillia: Come on baby tell me what's the bird, bird up!

238697 VeeKay: Well I'm up with the whole LGBTQQIP2SAA thing, so if he wants to, I'm okay with it.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

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10. Warrax: 2084 points
11. Mr. Shine: 2061 points
12. watwatwat: 2055 points
13. Taters: 2016 points
14. barfolomew: 1894 points
15. Shay: 1783 points
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 Yurishiro: It's weird that the order is counter clockwise
 Himesama: Me this morning before work.
 Teechur: I really didn't want to make a comment about afterglow, but I guess I am...
 duckfarts: feels good, man
 Not A Bot: You have a problem, Kathleen.
Image 226559   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 Coach Teacher: @Felicity aren't we doing it already?
 Felicity: Should we do something?
 OldKentuckyShark: i once worked in an injection molding plastics factory, we made parts for bunn coffeemakers. ya had to initial the inside in case there were cosmetic defects they could trace it back to you. anyways, in one of em i wrote, "help, im being held prisoner in a plastic factory".
 Yurishiro: No. You won't learn anything if I do.
 Teechur: I was locked in a junkyard once while searching for electric lock actuators for my van. Wasn't too bad until the dog found me and let me know in no uncertain terms that it was past closing time.
 Coach Teacher: I thought i was trapped at work once; turned out i was just really bored; then, it turned out i had mono and kept falling asleep before the end of each workday. So the only thing i was prisoner to was the Epstein-Barr virus. Then they fired me for incompetence.
Image 226558   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 Teechur: I can swimming? Please? I can swimming?
 Kaviri: Cmon Norbert, at least try to give us a smile.
 duckfarts: oh. my. god, becky, look at that leg
 Coach Teacher: No way, man. No way!
Image 226557   01-13-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 RiderFan: Some songs need not apply.
 Not A Bot: For those nights when Tuxedo Mask is out of town.
 Coach Teacher: The other edge to this sword is how My Sharona is an eternal part of the american consciousness. Just repeat shit until people believe it's true and good. And we're all terrible people for letting it get elected President. All hail Emperor Sharona!
 sparename: But then he could be listening to Little Boots - "Stuck On Repeat"
Image 226556   01-13-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
 Felicity: @confession A handsome, fit, genius billionaire! With a sportscar!
 Kaviri: This proves that they truly know memes.
 crunchymush: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 confession: A fucking billionare
Image 226555   01-13-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
 Kaviri: What a waste.
 duckfarts: whoa, that's nuts
 Coach Teacher: You only smoke cocopuffs with a squirrel once. You may or may not wake up the morning after, with your weed slash crack pocket chewed out, in a strange park in Atlanta, once. I'm just kidding, Atlanta has no parks.
 Chest Rockwell: Asshole.
Image 226554   01-13-18   Uploaded by    charmander
 FireBreathingMarmot: You haven't heard of the Millenium Galcon?!
 Felicity: @NoRagrets She wants to make sure she shoots first
 a robot: Tiny skeleton in the background looks like it needs to pee
 NoRagrets: Trigger discipline. And with a blaster pistol no less!
 Teechur: Cool cosplay. You should dust more, however. Big cobweb there.
 Mr. Shine: Hanna Solo?
 Coach Teacher: I would never have had this much courage after my stroke. Brava, sister.
 ignatz: Sassy af..
Image 226553   01-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
 Felicity: Brilliantly structured joke
 Scoo: Better or worse than being a coroner?
 Derp Herpigan: I once worked in the field of medical, but eventually I was let go. I had a patient mortality rate of only 3% but I was told that was too high for a dentist.
 Kaviri: The setup was nice, just need a little work on the punchline.
 Yurishiro: HA! Animals doctor no peeple doctor! SO FUNNAEY!
 MeTooAlso: Whoops, Forgot about the switcherino, haven't been here in a while...
 MeTooAlso: He just wanted a little beautiful people.
 Off Topic: Wait a sec... A patient to a vet is... Oh no...
 Aufziehvogel: He was doin it for the chicks!
Image 226552   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 Teechur: @ignatz Surprise me....
 duckfarts: waxed apple
 Yurishiro: Awesome.
 ignatz: 'Yank' or 'slow peel'?
Image 226551   01-13-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 Felicity: @Aufziehvogel I want to know more about beefcake pantyhose
 KyleisBobDole: Those rules never stood a chance. Jack had a mean right hook.
 Aufziehvogel: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Image 226550   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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