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227388  Dr Awkward: Go on. Play a guitar. Just a tall one, even.

227275  glenalec: @Mr. Shine - :-D. The whole building (and all those around) are the university. The business school's post-grad department is on the floor above my (media-arts + graphic-design) department (technically two different departments themselves, but sharing facilities - universities are complex beasts!).

227386  Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender Comment of the day material right here.

227380  Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It ain't. VVV

227380  Mr. Shine: @Himesama LOL no, it isn't: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…

227387  Dr Awkward: This is viscerally upsetting.

227380  FabricMan: If ever there was a clearer example of Poe's Law, I never saw it. I genuinely don't know if this is real or not

227188  Eleftheros: @Ulillillia That's how I found out about the 'ship in the first place!

222890  Mr Bleak: And "Today's weirdo item" is ... the "Bitch fist". I refuse to comment on this coincidence.

227238  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227380  Himesama: It's really abusurd but also it's really real and that's sad.

222894  Mr Bleak: @greg I'm hoping for a potty - the leg angles look about right and the coordination to squat like that at that age isn't easy.

227386  PenguinBartender: "MASS HYSTERIA!"

227357  dangerkeith3000: Make creepy body-sized pillows, not war.

227378  PenguinBartender: I will eat. For. Weeks.

227360  dangerkeith3000: Kosmo Kramer, is that you?

227361  dangerkeith3000: Facebook isn't real life. Tho some people act like it is.

227322  Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there. Especially considering the stereotypical "outhouse" door.

227384  Scoo: Box of Holding

227362  dangerkeith3000: The Secret of NIMH 3

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227357 dangerkeith3000: Make creepy body-sized pillows, not war.

227162 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else read this as "It's fun to be a lobster?"

227291 Robespierre: Crumple zones galore.

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227208 Science: "That's not fair, Chief! Our seabags are full of Jap skulls and war trophies, and he gets a dame?"

227338 Mad Collager: For an entire book devoted to this: amazon.com/Naughty-Victorian-Hand-Book-Rediscovered/dp/0894806246/…

227287 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.

227346 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to find that Greek "porne" (prostitute) is not cognate, but comes from a root meaning "sell".

227238 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227214 Science: @funny in the wall: Couldn't say, though a few weeks without shouldn't be an issue, unless you ate like two pounds of cheese. If I had to take a pill to eat cheese, I would do it in a heartbeat. Cheese is wonderful.



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 Yurishiro: It's weird that the order is counter clockwise
 Himesama: Me this morning before work.
 Teechur: I really didn't want to make a comment about afterglow, but I guess I am...
 duckfarts: feels good, man
 Not A Bot: You have a problem, Kathleen.
Image 226559   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
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 Felicity: Should we do something?
 OldKentuckyShark: i once worked in an injection molding plastics factory, we made parts for bunn coffeemakers. ya had to initial the inside in case there were cosmetic defects they could trace it back to you. anyways, in one of em i wrote, "help, im being held prisoner in a plastic factory".
 Yurishiro: No. You won't learn anything if I do.
 Teechur: I was locked in a junkyard once while searching for electric lock actuators for my van. Wasn't too bad until the dog found me and let me know in no uncertain terms that it was past closing time.
 Coach Teacher: I thought i was trapped at work once; turned out i was just really bored; then, it turned out i had mono and kept falling asleep before the end of each workday. So the only thing i was prisoner to was the Epstein-Barr virus. Then they fired me for incompetence.
Image 226558   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
508
 
 Teechur: I can swimming? Please? I can swimming?
 Kaviri: Cmon Norbert, at least try to give us a smile.
 duckfarts: oh. my. god, becky, look at that leg
 Coach Teacher: No way, man. No way!
Image 226557   01-13-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
292
 
 RiderFan: Some songs need not apply.
 Not A Bot: For those nights when Tuxedo Mask is out of town.
 Coach Teacher: The other edge to this sword is how My Sharona is an eternal part of the american consciousness. Just repeat shit until people believe it's true and good. And we're all terrible people for letting it get elected President. All hail Emperor Sharona!
 sparename: But then he could be listening to Little Boots - "Stuck On Repeat"
Image 226556   01-13-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
614
 
 Felicity: @confession A handsome, fit, genius billionaire! With a sportscar!
 Kaviri: This proves that they truly know memes.
 crunchymush: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 confession: A fucking billionare
Image 226555   01-13-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
107
 
 Kaviri: What a waste.
 duckfarts: whoa, that's nuts
 Coach Teacher: You only smoke cocopuffs with a squirrel once. You may or may not wake up the morning after, with your weed slash crack pocket chewed out, in a strange park in Atlanta, once. I'm just kidding, Atlanta has no parks.
 Chest Rockwell: Asshole.
Image 226554   01-13-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
740
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You haven't heard of the Millenium Galcon?!
 Felicity: @NoRagrets She wants to make sure she shoots first
 a robot: Tiny skeleton in the background looks like it needs to pee
 NoRagrets: Trigger discipline. And with a blaster pistol no less!
 Teechur: Cool cosplay. You should dust more, however. Big cobweb there.
 Mr. Shine: Hanna Solo?
 Coach Teacher: I would never have had this much courage after my stroke. Brava, sister.
 ignatz: Sassy af..
Image 226553   01-13-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
530
 
 Felicity: Brilliantly structured joke
 Scoo: Better or worse than being a coroner?
 Derp Herpigan: I once worked in the field of medical, but eventually I was let go. I had a patient mortality rate of only 3% but I was told that was too high for a dentist.
 Kaviri: The setup was nice, just need a little work on the punchline.
 Yurishiro: HA! Animals doctor no peeple doctor! SO FUNNAEY!
 MeTooAlso: Whoops, Forgot about the switcherino, haven't been here in a while...
 MeTooAlso: He just wanted a little beautiful people.
 Off Topic: Wait a sec... A patient to a vet is... Oh no...
 Aufziehvogel: He was doin it for the chicks!
Image 226552   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
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 Teechur: @ignatz Surprise me....
 duckfarts: waxed apple
 Yurishiro: Awesome.
 ignatz: 'Yank' or 'slow peel'?
Image 226551   01-13-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
548
 
 Felicity: @Aufziehvogel I want to know more about beefcake pantyhose
 KyleisBobDole: Those rules never stood a chance. Jack had a mean right hook.
 Aufziehvogel: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Image 226550   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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