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243947  some guy : That birb is a high ranking user!

243904  a sedated moose: HACKERMAN

243944  ChubbyBuddy: @sparename next stop, everywhere

243912  a sedated moose: I think I came to the right neighborhood!

243946  ChubbyBuddy: @Butcherboy which hole?

243946  Side Boob: Let me out, or I will sing the song of my people.

243946  Butcherboy: Put in your 3-D glasses now

243934  itskando: @Sadbot That's why they don't have a mom!

243892  Side Boob: What have you done, Jerry?!

243899  Side Boob: You're eggs!

243902  Side Boob: I've never seen the end of Titanic. I assume they all live happy and productive lives.

243930  Demon Universe: Puppies are only cute because they help us forget that life is a series of electrical stimuli that gives us the false impression of existing.

243907  Side Boob: Why do bad things happen to dumb people?

243944  sparename: Come on, Cactus is our friend, He'll point out the way

243916  Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 It doesn't say how many calories he consumed :P

243917  Side Boob: I think this kitten wants to box

243936  Demon Universe: @john dough Id wear less masks.

243920  Side Boob: Kylo Ren's lightsaber training took a turn for the weird.

243937  sparename: Going by the 3rd finger being longer that the 1st, (and maybe the 'dark' upper lip) I sort of assume this is a guy in a dress - no problem atall with that but I would need to check for straight/curved calf bone to be slighlty more sure... Anyway barefoot in public toilet? Eeeuuugh!

243927  Side Boob: Cockpit held together!

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243778 Kaviri: CtllHAVlX is opening for Amon Amarth this weekend. I'm painting my face early so it will look extra distressed for the concert!

243797 glenalec: They lead to a big shed.

243886 apoxia: @Coolguy My only advice is don't do a PhD. That is legit crazy.

243841 White Rice: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.

243847 some guy : That's nutty!

243783 BavidDowie: Avogodno

243787 VeeKay: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger

243792 BavidDowie: I know where this is

243805 Kaviri: And that was a short play by the cast members of the friendly spaceship. I hope you all have enjoyed tonight's entertainment and have a safe journey home. Goodnight!

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….



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Score:
530
 
 Felicity: Brilliantly structured joke
 Scoo: Better or worse than being a coroner?
 Derp Herpigan: I once worked in the field of medical, but eventually I was let go. I had a patient mortality rate of only 3% but I was told that was too high for a dentist.
 Kaviri: The setup was nice, just need a little work on the punchline.
 Yurishiro: HA! Animals doctor no peeple doctor! SO FUNNAEY!
 MeTooAlso: Whoops, Forgot about the switcherino, haven't been here in a while...
 MeTooAlso: He just wanted a little beautiful people.
 Off Topic: Wait a sec... A patient to a vet is... Oh no...
 Aufziehvogel: He was doin it for the chicks!
Image 226552   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
580
 
 Teechur: @ignatz Surprise me....
 duckfarts: waxed apple
 Yurishiro: Awesome.
 ignatz: 'Yank' or 'slow peel'?
Image 226551   01-13-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
548
 
 Felicity: @Aufziehvogel I want to know more about beefcake pantyhose
 KyleisBobDole: Those rules never stood a chance. Jack had a mean right hook.
 Aufziehvogel: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Image 226550   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
434
 
 Liar tuck: Not the Cyclone, the Helix.
 Kaviri: What do you think, derailed or just decapitated?
 antipatterns: grew up next to the oldest wooden roller coaster in the US. Basically this, with tracks swaying and bowing with the motion
Image 226549   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
318
 
 Festis: He never got called an asshole
 Sadpygmy: Oh Cisco!
 addend: "Eh, I'll just keep smoking."
 Kaviri: Ha, what am I supposed to do with this?
 Side Boob: They say my art will increase in value after I die...
 Mr. Shine: "You've got P.P. on your smock."
 Coach Teacher: @SimonSaysGarfunkel older brother?
 Amy Housewine: Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Roy Moores grandfather?
Image 226548   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
296
 
 Felicity: I remember him! PJ Phil Guerrero, IIRC
 DrinkMixMan: holy snit
 Gomi Day: @WotGives i have no idea, actually. but this is 100% peak 90's phil.
 WotGives: @Gomi Day Not necessarily. Isn't this guy still doing The Zone?
 Kaviri: Its almost beautiful.
 Gomi Day: THE NINETIES
 tib gubb: holy shit
Image 226547   01-13-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
578
 
 Felicity: A mental-health-related joke I couldnt et to work: Sometimes I think about trying suicide, but then I give myself a pep talk: Dont just try! You can do it!
 Prostata: this with #226586 makes me wonder if this is the start of the uprising
 Gomi Day: @KyleisBobDole let's hear it for frankie.
 KyleisBobDole: Frankie Teardrop is a terrifying song that I highly recommend.
 Yurishiro: @apoxia the vast majority of those Who try are Just doing it for getting attention.
 Coach Teacher: @Volwen Not a recommended activity. I tried it and the fucking afterlife constantly smells like someone's boiling cabbage. 24/7 boiled cabbage. And everyone's super sensitive about the silliest issues.
 tib gubb: i radded this reflexively
 apoxia: I've generally heard regrets from those who tried and didn't succeed. I mean regrets that they tried in the first place (but not exclusively).
 Sadbot: You first
 Volwen: I haven't heard any positive reviews from anyone who's actually done it.
Image 226546   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
534
 
 Side Boob: "Dammit Wally, I need those reports today!"
Image 226545   01-13-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
754
 
 Surprising: "Why me, Lord?"
 Coach Teacher: Do a flip!
 Amy Housewine: Flap those wings and you will fly, poocher.
Image 226544   01-13-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
501
 
 raditzu: There is no steak under the table. Do something about it.
 tib gubb: "are you seriously eating steak right meow"
 addend: *gasp* "With ketchup?!"
Image 226543   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
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