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268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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Score:
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 prospector: A mental-health-related joke I couldnt et to work: Sometimes I think about trying suicide, but then I give myself a pep talk: Dont just try! You can do it!
 Prostata: this with #226586 makes me wonder if this is the start of the uprising
 Gomi Day: @KyleisBobDole let's hear it for frankie.
 KyleisBobDole: Frankie Teardrop is a terrifying song that I highly recommend.
 yawgmoth: @apoxia the vast majority of those Who try are Just doing it for getting attention.
 Coach Teacher: @Volwen Not a recommended activity. I tried it and the fucking afterlife constantly smells like someone's boiling cabbage. 24/7 boiled cabbage. And everyone's super sensitive about the silliest issues.
 tib gubb: i radded this reflexively
 apoxia: I've generally heard regrets from those who tried and didn't succeed. I mean regrets that they tried in the first place (but not exclusively).
 Sadbot: You first
 Volwen: I haven't heard any positive reviews from anyone who's actually done it.
Image 226546   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
557
 
 Side Boob: "Dammit Wally, I need those reports today!"
Image 226545   01-13-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
754
 
 Surprising: "Why me, Lord?"
 Coach Teacher: Do a flip!
 Amy Housewine: Flap those wings and you will fly, poocher.
Image 226544   01-13-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
527
 
 raditzu: There is no steak under the table. Do something about it.
 tib gubb: "are you seriously eating steak right meow"
 addend: *gasp* "With ketchup?!"
Image 226543   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: You are dirty from thinking about it. Better wash em all again just to be safe.
 waynelord: @OldKentuckyShark What about a bro? Have you ever worn a bro? Or how about a manssiere?
 celebgate: @OldKentuckyShark im a dude, so... i enjoy wearing men's thongs, and occasionally women's panties, but never a bra.
 marxist: Follow-up: how many times do you wash a bra before wearing it?
 veryblue: @OldKentuckyShark A lot, in the underboob area
 Mustyrats: @VoR LMFAO
 VoR: @OldKentuckyShark for the owner or the 14yr old next door?
 robocop: how much sweat do boobs create? (asking for a friend)
 Kaviri: Boob acne.
 Coach Teacher: @apoxia Was this reported for the benefit of aliens and inquisitive dogs?
 sparename: Aren't they like underpants? Just turn 'em inside-out and they're good for another three weeks?
 Coach Teacher: Let he who is without underpants cast the first bra snap. *looks down* Welp, looks like it's my show from here, ponies and dogs.
 apoxia: Your body sweats all over, including the boobs and chest.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Sadbot because sometimes the slow kid deserves an extra rice krispy trewt.
 Sadbot: The real question we should be asking gals is : yall lookin like the main character underdog in in The Devil Wears Prada, so why you steppin out with guys that look and sound like Jesse Pinkman from Season 1 of Breaking Bad?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Theyre basically elbow pads with lace right? Unless you eat cereal out of them, good to go.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Honestly Im shocked once has any got
Image 226542   01-13-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
834
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Concept bug for trade show.
 sparename: Prettydator
 Mr. Shine: *GENTLY throws Pokeball*
Image 226541   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
444
 
 Mr Bleak: I turned it into a jigsaw for you!
 Kaviri: Ah, mission accomplished.
 Side Boob: "I didn't do it"
 sparenamelaptopdied: "AKITA, AKITA, UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY, YEEHAW!" .. besides the fact it's probably not an akita and Speedy Gonzales was probably a bad stereotype, growing up in England with no other spanish language stuff on TV (apart from the odd bit in Sesame Street) this is kind of like what we thought he said. Though I don't think akitas had been invented when I was little
 tib gubb: "i smelled something. thought it might be dangerous. you're welcome."
 karmakat: you said you wanted to change the carpet...I thought I would start helping...right?
Image 226540   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
795
 
 apoxia: People pay for Windows?
 addend: 1... The correct answer is 1.
Image 226539   01-13-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
596
 
 piratepom: The Zagats couple, in dog form
 Prostata: doubleboop!
Image 226538   01-13-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
345
 
 Coach Teacher: There's aquiet wisdom to being mystified by everything.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Probably gonna be everyones synopsis of 2018
 Sadbot: youtube.com/…
Image 226537   01-13-18   Uploaded by    zoe
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