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238812  Captain Marsupial: Oh, when a dog does it, you all day, "look at the cute pupper."

238813  Captain Marsupial: Oh, when a dog does it, you all say, "look at the cute pupper."

238820  Captain Marsupial: Ice, ice, baby

238821  Captain Marsupial: Y'know, that actually works.

238822  Jabberwikket: How do you do, fellow cats

238815  Jabberwikket: [Kazoo sounds intensify]

238498  Captain Marsupial: That is one erred up merry go round

238752  Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238758  Kaviri: They call me pot, des pot.

238766  Kaviri: To make a "W", face the audience do the worm.

238818  some guy : "King me"

238819  some guy : Free hugs.

238771  Kaviri: The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

238777  Kaviri: I could break your bones with my bare hands, and you seem to want me to do it.

238723  adeadcrab: What is that supposed to mean @jochenau

238791  Kaviri: Please leave; this next part requires a bit of privacy.

238262  Mr Bleak: You are not going to blame *me* for that one! What the heck have you been eating?

238792  Kaviri: @Ulillillia my man

238795  Kaviri: A caucus of delegates.

238796  Kaviri: For removing that pesky dermis.

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238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238560 Ulillillia: Come on baby tell me what's the bird, bird up!

238697 VeeKay: Well I'm up with the whole LGBTQQIP2SAA thing, so if he wants to, I'm okay with it.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238562 Amy Housewine: I've been waiting for them to take me to the internet for years. I'm still just looking at these pictures they put on the screen to keep you occupied while you wait for them to come and collect you.

238689 grizzly: Deep Thought.

238733 Amy Housewine: Maybe it was meant to say "I like furniture".

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238573 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*

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15. Shay: 1783 points
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 E. HONDA: I like how the 3rd bullet point implies you need to stay a safe distance away from the police. Pretty good advice in 2018 I'd say
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot How is that racist? It was historically and culturally relevant for a long period of time.
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine Exactly who I was thinking of. Bonus personal aside: in my grandparent's hometown in BFE Montana, the classiest bar has an antique sign in English and Mandarin that says "opium smoking prohibited", and I always waffle between "that's awesome" and "that's old timey racist" when I see it.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, John Madden
 charlemagne: ...I'd still know where I'd want to be, locked up inside my opium den, surrounded by some china men, I'd sing the song that I sang then, about the time they called me jackie
 Robespierre: Verizon, eh? BAD.
 addend: "Thank you for calling the opium hotline! Press 1 for rehabs, Press 2 for dens..."
 Hyphae: Oh, ONE TIME, and now my house is an opium den, then
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Alan Quatermain, I see you!
 Sadbot: I can usually spot an opium den by how many self-hating 1800s anti-heroes I see in there...smoking opium.
 Nope: It's not wrong
Image 226487   01-12-18   Uploaded by    androbot
 Urn BooUrn: Partake of my wisdom child. Now, what troubles you?
 Prostata: wise old doggo
 Ulillillia: Ghostface Pupper
Image 226486   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Image 226485   01-12-18   Uploaded by    eykei
 glenalec: Some Hollywood types could learn a lot from Keanu here!
 Shay: @tib gubb Or maybe he has a cold and doesn't want to spread his germs?
 tib gubb: hover hands paradoxically make a person more creepy. did you know?
Image 226484   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
 Theimposter: a manmoosepig once bit my sister...
 Shay: Is he from this shithole that CNN's been talking about?
 tib gubb: the rare manmoosepig... how majestic
Image 226483   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
 addend: The ART ELLAs cancel out, leaving 2SMF.
 Side Boob: Same
Image 226482   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Robespierre: He's pining for the fjords.
 DrinkMixMan: DO NOT EAT
 WTF: It's always good to have one on hand, just in case.
 Shay: This, my good sir, is what I call a dead parrot.
 Sadbot: I choose to believe this is the pilot episode for Bird Futurama
 square44: I don't know what I was expecting
 Mr. Shine: Show some godd@mn respect.
Image 226481   01-12-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Shay: @Peach Now I get it...
 Peach: Insta-rad for LIVING birds
Image 226480   01-12-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Robespierre: Nothin' beats flying First Class.
 Annoying Vegan : This is everything I want in life
 UnknownSample: Chillin, illin, mindin my business
 San DoDo: Don't ever talk to me or my dogecoin millionaire son again!
 Hyphae: @Lantry how dare you talk that way to a dogecoin millionaire
 Lantry: ugh, get a job!
Image 226479   01-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
 well duh: ... can't find the cat before she has to leave. After work, 10 hours later, we manage to coax her out of hiding with treats, cough drop still stuck to her hip, we had to cut it off. Poor kitty had been licking at it all day trying to remove it. After that, if anyone sneezed in the house she would disappear for hours.
 well duh: So, like 17 yrs ago, when we still smoked, my wife would eat spearmint Hall's cough drops like candy. We had a skinny, super skittish cat named Smokey - scared of her own shadow etc. One day, wife is getting ready for work, projectile sneezes (this is a thing with her), hits Smokey square in the left hip, cough drop sticks, cat bolts for the basement...
 fanny: cute cat sad username :'(
 Hyphae: @Hyphae oh, it's a "size large sticker"... I had a horrible flashback to when one of my little kitties was playing under the house, and came back with a huge hole in his side
 Hyphae: What you got stuck on your side there, kitty?
 Greifer: lefty?!
Image 226478   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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