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253723  Prostata: he wants to help pre-wash the dishes

253725  Prostata: this pic implies that there are nature photographer photographers who take photos of nature photographers in their natural habitat

253729  Prostata: that is a really gneiss stone. (really, i joke but it's very pretty and we miss ya mitch)

253729  Side Boob: You should just stand on his grave and do his act.

253716  Bluetocracy: so, wait, 25 Danny DeVitos... that's about 8 feet, right?

253717  Bluetocracy: It's a settler of Catan

253737  Bernie 2016: Cool if real

253737  HermwoodLitmajor: "Shhhh...I don't think they see us."

253737  sandwiches: What is this? A Gopro for ants?

253677  brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253724  Butcherboy: What are you? A gay fish

253725  Bluetocracy: I want to see the 5 years later picture

253701  brian greene: its a mummery

253736  Messed Up Dog: She might want to lay off the Monster Energy drinks as well.

253726  charlemagne: I don't care

253717  charlemagne: @sporky they're buddhist

253725  Robespierre: Wildlife magnet

253664  Robespierre: Exile on Main Street

253730  Ihminen: she seems fun.

253701  Christina: Birdnado.

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253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253433 redmonkey3: Someone needs pet time / play time and you need rests from maus time - win win

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Zochrot: if they are a couple, can you imagine their sex life?

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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 E. HONDA: I like how the 3rd bullet point implies you need to stay a safe distance away from the police. Pretty good advice in 2018 I'd say
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot How is that racist? It was historically and culturally relevant for a long period of time.
 Sadbot: @Mr. Shine Exactly who I was thinking of. Bonus personal aside: in my grandparent's hometown in BFE Montana, the classiest bar has an antique sign in English and Mandarin that says "opium smoking prohibited", and I always waffle between "that's awesome" and "that's old timey racist" when I see it.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, John Madden
 charlemagne: ...I'd still know where I'd want to be, locked up inside my opium den, surrounded by some china men, I'd sing the song that I sang then, about the time they called me jackie
 deadwombat: Verizon, eh? BAD.
 addend: "Thank you for calling the opium hotline! Press 1 for rehabs, Press 2 for dens..."
 Hyphae: Oh, ONE TIME, and now my house is an opium den, then
 Mr. Shine: @Sadbot Alan Quatermain, I see you!
 Sadbot: I can usually spot an opium den by how many self-hating 1800s anti-heroes I see in there...smoking opium.
 Nope: It's not wrong
Image 226487   01-12-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
393
 
 Urn BooUrn: Partake of my wisdom child. Now, what troubles you?
 Prostata: wise old doggo
 Ulillillia: Ghostface Pupper
Image 226486   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
154
 
 Hokie333: YES! YES! ROLL TIDE, BABY!
Image 226485   01-12-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
333
 
 mickeyd: Some Hollywood types could learn a lot from Keanu here!
 Shay: @tib gubb Or maybe he has a cold and doesn't want to spread his germs?
 tib gubb: hover hands paradoxically make a person more creepy. did you know?
Image 226484   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
250
 
 Theimposter: a manmoosepig once bit my sister...
 Shay: Is he from this shithole that CNN's been talking about?
 tib gubb: the rare manmoosepig... how majestic
Image 226483   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
612
 
 addend: The ART ELLAs cancel out, leaving 2SMF.
 Side Boob: Same
Image 226482   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
145
 
 Emoji: He's pining for the fjords.
 DrinkMixMan: DO NOT EAT
 WTF: It's always good to have one on hand, just in case.
 Shay: This, my good sir, is what I call a dead parrot.
 Sadbot: I choose to believe this is the pilot episode for Bird Futurama
 square44: I don't know what I was expecting
 Mr. Shine: Show some godd@mn respect.
Image 226481   01-12-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
513
 
 Shay: @Peach Now I get it...
 Peach: Insta-rad for LIVING birds
Image 226480   01-12-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
503
 
 PissedOff: Nothin' beats flying First Class.
 Annoying Vegan : This is everything I want in life
 UnknownSample: Chillin, illin, mindin my business
 San DoDo: Don't ever talk to me or my dogecoin millionaire son again!
 Hyphae: @Lantry how dare you talk that way to a dogecoin millionaire
 Lantry: ugh, get a job!
Image 226479   01-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
416
 
 well duh: ... can't find the cat before she has to leave. After work, 10 hours later, we manage to coax her out of hiding with treats, cough drop still stuck to her hip, we had to cut it off. Poor kitty had been licking at it all day trying to remove it. After that, if anyone sneezed in the house she would disappear for hours.
 well duh: So, like 17 yrs ago, when we still smoked, my wife would eat spearmint Hall's cough drops like candy. We had a skinny, super skittish cat named Smokey - scared of her own shadow etc. One day, wife is getting ready for work, projectile sneezes (this is a thing with her), hits Smokey square in the left hip, cough drop sticks, cat bolts for the basement...
 fanny: cute cat sad username :'(
 Hyphae: @Hyphae oh, it's a "size large sticker"... I had a horrible flashback to when one of my little kitties was playing under the house, and came back with a huge hole in his side
 Hyphae: What you got stuck on your side there, kitty?
 Greifer: lefty?!
Image 226478   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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