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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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14. Soviette: 1620 points
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 Emoji: He's pining for the fjords.
 DrinkMixMan: DO NOT EAT
 WTF: It's always good to have one on hand, just in case.
 Shay: This, my good sir, is what I call a dead parrot.
 Sadbot: I choose to believe this is the pilot episode for Bird Futurama
 square44: I don't know what I was expecting
 Mr. Shine: Show some godd@mn respect.
Image 226481   01-12-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
513
 
 Shay: @Peach Now I get it...
 Peach: Insta-rad for LIVING birds
Image 226480   01-12-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
503
 
 PissedOff: Nothin' beats flying First Class.
 Annoying Vegan : This is everything I want in life
 UnknownSample: Chillin, illin, mindin my business
 San DoDo: Don't ever talk to me or my dogecoin millionaire son again!
 Hyphae: @Lantry how dare you talk that way to a dogecoin millionaire
 Lantry: ugh, get a job!
Image 226479   01-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
416
 
 well duh: ... can't find the cat before she has to leave. After work, 10 hours later, we manage to coax her out of hiding with treats, cough drop still stuck to her hip, we had to cut it off. Poor kitty had been licking at it all day trying to remove it. After that, if anyone sneezed in the house she would disappear for hours.
 well duh: So, like 17 yrs ago, when we still smoked, my wife would eat spearmint Hall's cough drops like candy. We had a skinny, super skittish cat named Smokey - scared of her own shadow etc. One day, wife is getting ready for work, projectile sneezes (this is a thing with her), hits Smokey square in the left hip, cough drop sticks, cat bolts for the basement...
 fanny: cute cat sad username :'(
 Hyphae: @Hyphae oh, it's a "size large sticker"... I had a horrible flashback to when one of my little kitties was playing under the house, and came back with a huge hole in his side
 Hyphae: What you got stuck on your side there, kitty?
 Greifer: lefty?!
Image 226478   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
345
 
 propro: And now, scenes from next week's episode of Well DAMNIT: ***SPLAT***
 White Rice: I mean, its better than when the OTHER cousin, Richards, showed up to fill in.
Image 226477   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
257
 
 raditzu: And that's NOT sexist? How?
 zrj235: things have been a little different since Martha In Sales went on sabbatical...
 apoxia: Glad to see the uncircumciseds representin'.
 Admiral Alan: Schlongin' along, singin' a song...
 Prostata: lol dongs
 addend: Beats heart.
 MeTooAlso: Look, I have a heart on.
 wolfpk: Actually I am kind of afraid
Image 226476   01-12-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
543
 
 Shay: Nick-nic-nick-nic-nick-nic-Nick-e-lo-de-on.
Image 226475   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
578
 
 zrj235: PAGE 7 SHITPOST: OH WAIT YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT THAT THAT WAS A THING I DO NOW. WELL IT STILL IS OR ISN'T. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THE LOVE IN THAT DOG'S EYES IS WORTH MORE THAN EVERY SINGLE MEME-THEMED FIDGET SPINNER THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE AND SOLD IN EVERY TIMELINE THAT HAS BEEN OR WILL BE. HUG YOUR PETS. *blood is the harvest*
 Lantry: your puppy dog eyes arent gonna save you, you unemployed mooch! get a job!
 XLY: who badded this good boy??
Image 226474   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
291
 
 mwoody: "No, you idiot! The woman! SHOOT THE WOMAN!"
 square44: @Mr. Shine "this machine kills kulaks"
 Mr. Shine: @square44 He's holding it like a guitar!
 Hyphae: Fa-la-la-la-la La-lah-la-lah! ...I don't know why this is making me think of "Tis the season", but hey, why not
 square44: you'd think if you were to draw a comic like this you'd get the "man holding a gun" bit right
Image 226473   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
336
 
 electrode: @sparenamelaptopdied 18.05.1980
 sparenamelaptopdied: Control: lost
Image 226472   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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