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268926  daisy picker: The answer is animals, specifically dogs because all dogs go to heaven.

268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
145
 
 Emoji: He's pining for the fjords.
 DrinkMixMan: DO NOT EAT
 WTF: It's always good to have one on hand, just in case.
 Shay: This, my good sir, is what I call a dead parrot.
 Sadbot: I choose to believe this is the pilot episode for Bird Futurama
 square44: I don't know what I was expecting
 Mr. Shine: Show some godd@mn respect.
Image 226481   01-12-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
513
 
 Shay: @Peach Now I get it...
 Peach: Insta-rad for LIVING birds
Image 226480   01-12-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
503
 
 PissedOff: Nothin' beats flying First Class.
 Annoying Vegan : This is everything I want in life
 UnknownSample: Chillin, illin, mindin my business
 San DoDo: Don't ever talk to me or my dogecoin millionaire son again!
 Hyphae: @Lantry how dare you talk that way to a dogecoin millionaire
 Lantry: ugh, get a job!
Image 226479   01-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
416
 
 well duh: ... can't find the cat before she has to leave. After work, 10 hours later, we manage to coax her out of hiding with treats, cough drop still stuck to her hip, we had to cut it off. Poor kitty had been licking at it all day trying to remove it. After that, if anyone sneezed in the house she would disappear for hours.
 well duh: So, like 17 yrs ago, when we still smoked, my wife would eat spearmint Hall's cough drops like candy. We had a skinny, super skittish cat named Smokey - scared of her own shadow etc. One day, wife is getting ready for work, projectile sneezes (this is a thing with her), hits Smokey square in the left hip, cough drop sticks, cat bolts for the basement...
 fanny: cute cat sad username :'(
 Hyphae: @Hyphae oh, it's a "size large sticker"... I had a horrible flashback to when one of my little kitties was playing under the house, and came back with a huge hole in his side
 Hyphae: What you got stuck on your side there, kitty?
 Greifer: lefty?!
Image 226478   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
345
 
 propro: And now, scenes from next week's episode of Well DAMNIT: ***SPLAT***
 White Rice: I mean, its better than when the OTHER cousin, Richards, showed up to fill in.
Image 226477   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
257
 
 raditzu: And that's NOT sexist? How?
 zrj235: things have been a little different since Martha In Sales went on sabbatical...
 apoxia: Glad to see the uncircumciseds representin'.
 Admiral Alan: Schlongin' along, singin' a song...
 Prostata: lol dongs
 addend: Beats heart.
 MeTooAlso: Look, I have a heart on.
 wolfpk: Actually I am kind of afraid
Image 226476   01-12-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
543
 
 Shay: Nick-nic-nick-nic-nick-nic-Nick-e-lo-de-on.
Image 226475   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
578
 
 zrj235: PAGE 7 SHITPOST: OH WAIT YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT THAT THAT WAS A THING I DO NOW. WELL IT STILL IS OR ISN'T. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THE LOVE IN THAT DOG'S EYES IS WORTH MORE THAN EVERY SINGLE MEME-THEMED FIDGET SPINNER THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE AND SOLD IN EVERY TIMELINE THAT HAS BEEN OR WILL BE. HUG YOUR PETS. *blood is the harvest*
 Lantry: your puppy dog eyes arent gonna save you, you unemployed mooch! get a job!
 XLY: who badded this good boy??
Image 226474   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
291
 
 mwoody: "No, you idiot! The woman! SHOOT THE WOMAN!"
 square44: @Mr. Shine "this machine kills kulaks"
 Mr. Shine: @square44 He's holding it like a guitar!
 Hyphae: Fa-la-la-la-la La-lah-la-lah! ...I don't know why this is making me think of "Tis the season", but hey, why not
 square44: you'd think if you were to draw a comic like this you'd get the "man holding a gun" bit right
Image 226473   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
336
 
 electrode: @sparenamelaptopdied 18.05.1980
 sparenamelaptopdied: Control: lost
Image 226472   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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