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227188  Eleftheros: @Ulillillia That's how I found out about the 'ship in the first place!

222890  Mr Bleak: And "Today's weirdo item" is ... the "Bitch fist". I refuse to comment on this coincidence.

227238  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227380  Himesama: It's really abusurd but also it's really real and that's sad.

222894  Mr Bleak: @greg I'm hoping for a potty - the leg angles look about right and the coordination to squat like that at that age isn't easy.

227386  PenguinBartender: "MASS HYSTERIA!"

227357  dangerkeith3000: Make creepy body-sized pillows, not war.

227378  PenguinBartender: I will eat. For. Weeks.

227360  dangerkeith3000: Kosmo Kramer, is that you?

227361  dangerkeith3000: Facebook isn't real life. Tho some people act like it is.

227322  Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there. Especially considering the stereotypical "outhouse" door.

227384  Scoo: Box of Holding

227362  dangerkeith3000: The Secret of NIMH 3

227365  dangerkeith3000: That is totally Chelsea Clinton on the far right.

227382  Mr. Whiskers: HD makes the MGM logo look weak as heck

227368  dangerkeith3000: That crappy (or so bad, it's good) Stephen King movie "Maximum Overdrive"

227368  dangerkeith3000: Ultimate bumper cars.

227370  dangerkeith3000: @jochenau A wonderful instance where spending NO time and money will improve results.

227381  Mr. Butt: @Micro Jackson m.youtube.com/…

227371  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahahahahaha

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227214 Science: @funny in the wall: Couldn't say, though a few weeks without shouldn't be an issue, unless you ate like two pounds of cheese. If I had to take a pill to eat cheese, I would do it in a heartbeat. Cheese is wonderful.

227162 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else read this as "It's fun to be a lobster?"

227238 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227338 Mad Collager: For an entire book devoted to this: amazon.com/Naughty-Victorian-Hand-Book-Rediscovered/dp/0894806246/…

227291 Robespierre: Crumple zones galore.

227208 Science: "That's not fair, Chief! Our seabags are full of Jap skulls and war trophies, and he gets a dame?"

227287 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.

227346 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to find that Greek "porne" (prostitute) is not cognate, but comes from a root meaning "sell".

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227167 DrinkMixMan: Ice see you



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Score:
503
 
 Robespierre: Nothin' beats flying First Class.
 Annoying Vegan : This is everything I want in life
 UnknownSample: Chillin, illin, mindin my business
 San DoDo: Don't ever talk to me or my dogecoin millionaire son again!
 Hyphae: @Lantry how dare you talk that way to a dogecoin millionaire
 Lantry: ugh, get a job!
Image 226479   01-12-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
393
 
 well duh: ... can't find the cat before she has to leave. After work, 10 hours later, we manage to coax her out of hiding with treats, cough drop still stuck to her hip, we had to cut it off. Poor kitty had been licking at it all day trying to remove it. After that, if anyone sneezed in the house she would disappear for hours.
 well duh: So, like 17 yrs ago, when we still smoked, my wife would eat spearmint Hall's cough drops like candy. We had a skinny, super skittish cat named Smokey - scared of her own shadow etc. One day, wife is getting ready for work, projectile sneezes (this is a thing with her), hits Smokey square in the left hip, cough drop sticks, cat bolts for the basement...
 fanny: cute cat sad username :'(
 Hyphae: @Hyphae oh, it's a "size large sticker"... I had a horrible flashback to when one of my little kitties was playing under the house, and came back with a huge hole in his side
 Hyphae: What you got stuck on your side there, kitty?
 Greifer: lefty?!
Image 226478   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
345
 
 Robespierre: And now, scenes from next week's episode of Well DAMNIT: ***SPLAT***
 White Rice: I mean, its better than when the OTHER cousin, Richards, showed up to fill in.
Image 226477   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
257
 
 raditzu: And that's NOT sexist? How?
 zrj235: things have been a little different since Martha In Sales went on sabbatical...
 apoxia: Glad to see the uncircumciseds representin'.
 Robespierre: Schlongin' along, singin' a song...
 Prostata: lol dongs
 addend: Beats heart.
 MeTooAlso: Look, I have a heart on.
 wolfpk: Actually I am kind of afraid
Image 226476   01-12-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
543
 
 Shay: Nick-nic-nick-nic-nick-nic-Nick-e-lo-de-on.
Image 226475   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
554
 
 zrj235: PAGE 7 SHITPOST: OH WAIT YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT THAT THAT WAS A THING I DO NOW. WELL IT STILL IS OR ISN'T. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THE LOVE IN THAT DOG'S EYES IS WORTH MORE THAN EVERY SINGLE MEME-THEMED FIDGET SPINNER THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE AND SOLD IN EVERY TIMELINE THAT HAS BEEN OR WILL BE. HUG YOUR PETS. *blood is the harvest*
 Lantry: your puppy dog eyes arent gonna save you, you unemployed mooch! get a job!
 XLY: who badded this good boy??
Image 226474   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
296
 
 mwoody: "No, you idiot! The woman! SHOOT THE WOMAN!"
 square44: @Mr. Shine "this machine kills kulaks"
 Mr. Shine: @square44 He's holding it like a guitar!
 Hyphae: Fa-la-la-la-la La-lah-la-lah! ...I don't know why this is making me think of "Tis the season", but hey, why not
 square44: you'd think if you were to draw a comic like this you'd get the "man holding a gun" bit right
Image 226473   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
336
 
 Robespierre: @sparenamelaptopdied 18.05.1980
 sparenamelaptopdied: Control: lost
Image 226472   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
375
 
 Lantry: get a job! get two jobs! one for each ear!
 Robespierre: Soooo ... that's what happens when a koala drinks coffee, eh?
Image 226471   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
242
 
 well duh: If your pee looks like orange juice, you should probably lay off on the Nutella.
 funny in the wall: orange juice? that's just gross.
 Urn BooUrn: I don't believe you.
 wolfpk: Don't smell it, just trust me.
 Mr. Whiskers: Mannequin in the bath - not dead body. Drug money on the dresser - not tip
Image 226470   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
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