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253753  dangerkeith3000: @FabricMan Everything but capisce.

253754  dangerkeith3000: I prefer monkey brains.

253757  dangerkeith3000: Take it all, boss.

253759  dangerkeith3000: She's making her way up to 3 F arts.

253541  jochenau: @Mr Bleak ahhh thank you, you're right

253767  jochenau: Be picky; accept only the finest farts.

253767  dangerkeith3000: "Be picky"

253767  dangerkeith3000: I ugly laughed.

253773  Peter Pantsless: Watch dog play. Play, dog, play!

253769  dangerkeith3000: He's popping out of his shell. I don't think he's faking anymore.

253770  dangerkeith3000: Purrrrty dress.

253779  Peter Pantsless: Oh, borther

253770  Peter Pantsless: "...and I'll shred the curtains if I want to."

253762  Shay: *Flavors

253726  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Maybe if I didn't already know where she's been lol

253714  TurkeyVulture: I'm saying it's aliens.

253760  a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.

253767  a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.

253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

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253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253710 ignatz: I would NOT buy a used car from this person.. One careful owner, low mileage *ooh*(loosens tie) Full service history *Aah*(loosens belt) etc..

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253747 Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it



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Score:
257
 
 raditzu: And that's NOT sexist? How?
 zrj235: things have been a little different since Martha In Sales went on sabbatical...
 apoxia: Glad to see the uncircumciseds representin'.
 Admiral Alan: Schlongin' along, singin' a song...
 Prostata: lol dongs
 addend: Beats heart.
 MeTooAlso: Look, I have a heart on.
 wolfpk: Actually I am kind of afraid
Image 226476   01-12-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
543
 
 Shay: Nick-nic-nick-nic-nick-nic-Nick-e-lo-de-on.
Image 226475   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
578
 
 zrj235: PAGE 7 SHITPOST: OH WAIT YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT THAT THAT WAS A THING I DO NOW. WELL IT STILL IS OR ISN'T. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THE LOVE IN THAT DOG'S EYES IS WORTH MORE THAN EVERY SINGLE MEME-THEMED FIDGET SPINNER THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE AND SOLD IN EVERY TIMELINE THAT HAS BEEN OR WILL BE. HUG YOUR PETS. *blood is the harvest*
 Lantry: your puppy dog eyes arent gonna save you, you unemployed mooch! get a job!
 XLY: who badded this good boy??
Image 226474   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
291
 
 mwoody: "No, you idiot! The woman! SHOOT THE WOMAN!"
 square44: @Mr. Shine "this machine kills kulaks"
 Mr. Shine: @square44 He's holding it like a guitar!
 Hyphae: Fa-la-la-la-la La-lah-la-lah! ...I don't know why this is making me think of "Tis the season", but hey, why not
 square44: you'd think if you were to draw a comic like this you'd get the "man holding a gun" bit right
Image 226473   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
336
 
 electrode: @sparenamelaptopdied 18.05.1980
 sparenamelaptopdied: Control: lost
Image 226472   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
375
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed koalas after midnight.
 Lantry: get a job! get two jobs! one for each ear!
 communist: Soooo ... that's what happens when a koala drinks coffee, eh?
Image 226471   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
242
 
 well duh: If your pee looks like orange juice, you should probably lay off on the Nutella.
 funny in the wall: orange juice? that's just gross.
 Urn BooUrn: I don't believe you.
 wolfpk: Don't smell it, just trust me.
 Mr. Whiskers: Mannequin in the bath - not dead body. Drug money on the dresser - not tip
Image 226470   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Image 226469 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rent A Dog. You have brought shame on us, Rent A Dog.
Score:
287
 
 MabelSyrup: Is this one of the "9 Gadgets Guaranteed To Change Your Life in 2018"?
Image 226468   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
477
 
 BavidDowie: Googly boogly
 charlemagne: there's a full sized statue of this tripod in woking
 tiffany: There's a limited supply ... Big-Eyed Beans From Venus.
 Demon Universe: Holy ***! These Carbons are drunk as ****.
 Chest Rockwell: Googly eyes from space!
Image 226467   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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