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268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

268747  Teechur: Leave the normal ones in there, I guess.

268719  Teechur: Sorry, doggo. We'll find another one.

268726  Teechur: Go Fix Your Yugo, Fine Friend.

268729  Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.

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268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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 mwoody: "No, you idiot! The woman! SHOOT THE WOMAN!"
 square44: @Mr. Shine "this machine kills kulaks"
 Mr. Shine: @square44 He's holding it like a guitar!
 Hyphae: Fa-la-la-la-la La-lah-la-lah! ...I don't know why this is making me think of "Tis the season", but hey, why not
 square44: you'd think if you were to draw a comic like this you'd get the "man holding a gun" bit right
Image 226473   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
336
 
 electrode: @sparenamelaptopdied 18.05.1980
 sparenamelaptopdied: Control: lost
Image 226472   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
375
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed koalas after midnight.
 Lantry: get a job! get two jobs! one for each ear!
 communist: Soooo ... that's what happens when a koala drinks coffee, eh?
Image 226471   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
242
 
 well duh: If your pee looks like orange juice, you should probably lay off on the Nutella.
 funny in the wall: orange juice? that's just gross.
 Urn BooUrn: I don't believe you.
 wolfpk: Don't smell it, just trust me.
 Mr. Whiskers: Mannequin in the bath - not dead body. Drug money on the dresser - not tip
Image 226470   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Image 226469 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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Score:
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 MabelSyrup: Is this one of the "9 Gadgets Guaranteed To Change Your Life in 2018"?
Image 226468   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
477
 
 BavidDowie: Googly boogly
 charlemagne: there's a full sized statue of this tripod in woking
 tiffany: There's a limited supply ... Big-Eyed Beans From Venus.
 Demon Universe: Holy ***! These Carbons are drunk as ****.
 Chest Rockwell: Googly eyes from space!
Image 226467   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 illBilliam: Oh hey it's a southwestern wolf cat. Also known as a Texan bull cat. I have one of those!
 cybeq: Done tuckered hisself OUT.
Image 226466   01-12-18   Uploaded by    White Male
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 UnknownSample: Bye.
 Mr. Shine: Whoop!
 Shay: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
 grizzly: Welcome to the real world, jackass.
 dingding: "...and as the sunlight bathed him, the baby arose from the dead."
 DarkTeddy: Neat *click*
 Hokie333: Baby's first concussion.
Image 226465   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 Demon Universe: @Side Boob I called them filthy too. They said they could neither confirm nor deny my allegation.
 Side Boob: @Demon Universe filthy neutrals and their beige planet!
 Demon Universe: Tell my wife I said Hello.
 Side Boob: I haven't read a sound like that since the inscriptions on the cave of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
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