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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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1. Mr. Shine
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3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1069 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (838 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (838 points)
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Jonananathan uploaded 257907 (820 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (795 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Extreme Locorito uploaded 258255 (775 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (755 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 257943 (744 points)


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 2. Warrax: 3322 points
 3. Side Boob: 3038 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 2509 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1908 points
 9. logan: 1868 points
10. DerMantis: 1853 points
11. bromide: 1834 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1712 points
13. cran vodka: 1684 points
14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. trumpet: 1621 points
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Score:
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 UnknownSample: Bye.
 Mr. Shine: Whoop!
 Shay: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
 grizzly: Welcome to the real world, jackass.
 dingding: "...and as the sunlight bathed him, the baby arose from the dead."
 DarkTeddy: Neat *click*
 Hokie333: Baby's first concussion.
Image 226465   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
710
 
 Demon Universe: @Side Boob I called them filthy too. They said they could neither confirm nor deny my allegation.
 Side Boob: @Demon Universe filthy neutrals and their beige planet!
 Demon Universe: Tell my wife I said Hello.
 Side Boob: I haven't read a sound like that since the inscriptions on the cave of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Image 226464   01-12-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
300
 
 Mad Collager: Tell my family ... I'll save myself.
Image 226463   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
190
 
 Prostata: with how they play, they might as well run with this
 bug: "leaves much to be desired" is right! Hubba hubba
 Ulillillia: Looks good to me, might be chilly on the ice, though.
Image 226462   01-12-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
697
 
 Mr. Shine: Jee-zus. *throws away rest of brownie*
 square44: the catnip was laced
 greg: Rainmeow
 wolfpk: In the Garden of Eden baby
 Ulillillia: Lisa Frank kitty.
 Bagels: Rainbow kitty is a good kitty
Image 226461   01-12-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
718
 
 BavidDowie: Leggygam Lincoln
 DrinkMixMan: Hey, Abey, do those legs go all the way up?
 Hokie333: A man's legs should be exactly long enough to reach from his body to th-- Oh wait--
 Lantry: or, lincoln legs
 Lantry: legbraham lincoln
 peeper: @Felicity I don't blame him, he has to look at 'that' all day
 Peach: Real holographic simulated Evil Lincoln is back!!
 logan: It looks like Buddha is smoking a cigarette
Image 226460   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
638
 
 Ulillillia: Beautiful person and wood.
Image 226459   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Image 226458 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by daver. You have brought shame on us, daver.
Score:
303
 
 DrinkMixMan: What time does Laser Floyd start?
 Shay: Ah yes, these were the theater seats for the Nazi soldiers during the unveiling of the Ark of the Covenant.
 Alpha Trion: "Save us the aisle seats."
 Winterneuro: Backup shuttle landing runway?
 WTF: (30 mins prior) "Honey, can you believe we got front-row seats to the first nuclear detonation? And to think the US Government was just giving them away!"
 well duh: "we'll just put some bleachers out in the sun, and have it out on Highway 61"
 VeeKay: Testudo, advance!
Image 226457   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
409
 
 Not A Bot: ARTIE! the STRONGest broccoli...in the WORLD
 Not A Bot: The team decided that since boss day celebrations were now mandatory they would have to find subtle ways to express their feelings to Henry
Image 226456   01-12-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
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