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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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 Teechur: @ignatz Well done! I would never be able to make it look this good using MSPaint.....
 grizzly: @ignatz he sakted to mutch.
 mrmaestro: Apologies to @Knice -better looking by far..
 Dr Awkward: I wish I was good at computer things like @ignatz
 teletub: Just NOPE.
Image 226426   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
503
 
 qazwsx: Heeeeers Ducky!
 Mr. Shine: Nobody gets in to see the Gizzard! Not no way, not no how!!
 Shay: Hey kid, wanna buy some insurance?
 Life Whacker: Looks as worn as the pickguard on my Telecaster.
Image 226425   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
113
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh hai Mark
 Donut: No, it's just we couldn't find Tommy Wiseau and you're the closest guy we can find that looks like him.
 Korrok: Nope....
Image 226424   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: "that insatiable urge to visited" these switcheroos are getting sillier...
 Mr Bleak: @sparename And then you got some damn virus that insatiable urge to visited your dial up to them ... and that was an international call. Ouch! That was not a fun phone bill...
 carpwoman: @sparename - We were the shit. Man. 56k!!!!
 pewdiepie: @Teechur Can I have the chicken Kiev instead?
 Teechur: @sparename The Freenet service where we met was limited to 60 minutes per connection. Then it was busy signal after busy signal. And because we didn't have touch tone service AND it was a 1+area code, it took forever to reconnect!
 sparename: @dangerkeith3000 @Teechur The good ol' days of dial-up when, after your first nasty phone bill, you realise that even though you set your modem to auto-disconnect after 10 mins of inactivity, you'd set your e-mail client to check every 5 mins...
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 @sparename My wife and I met at 14.4 I soon upgraded to a 33k. She almost broke up with me because I was moving too fast.... Badump TSS! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename 56K used to be the bomb...
 sparename: I remember when I upgraded my USRobotics modem from 33k to 56k...
 tib gubb: is this one of those ironic internets?
 space: It's an oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction that's housed in a paradox - must exist in some other dimension.
Image 226423   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
548
 
 VoR: ..and that's when the doping started
 Shay: Last panel: *sonichorn*
 dangerkeith3000: Tails is being a little bitch
Image 226422   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
328
 
 Dr Awkward: I can't tell how big those dumpsters are... this could be a Halflinger, if small, but if it's a full-sized draft, it a Belgian.
 million laffs: @Dr Awkward Krekt!
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I'm a little hoarse!
 WTF: "Look Honey! Someone is throwing out a perfectly good pony."
 Chinese Buffet: What did the pony with a sore throat say?
 dangerkeith3000: You can lead a horse to garbage but you can't make him eat.
Image 226421   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
392
 
 sparename: I can't find Gregory's hole.. I'm sure it was called that.. When I learnt about lining-up TV studio cameras in the dim and very distant past, we had test charts with the usual black to white and colour bars but because black ink isn't exactly black, the chart had a hole in it, an inch or so square, filled with black velvet so that on an oscilloscope we could measure a real black level coming from the camera
 mwoody: I want a third one that's even blacker in the picture, labeled "photoshop"
 carpwoman: I want my next bike to be vantablack.
 VoR: I see your black paint and I vantablack
 Dr Awkward: Apparently the Bird-of-Paradise has black feathers that are nearly as black as Vantablack. It makes their incandescent feathers looks even more brilliant.
 matos: Vantablack is the new black.
 Side Boob: Does it absorb Radar? Asking for a friend :P
 grizzly: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want this sooooo bad. think of the pranks!!!! also my 4runner would be a depthless void into nothingness.
 dangerkeith3000: Vertically aligned carbon nanotubes really turn me on.
Image 226420   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
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 wolfpk: Maybe they are saying they won't put out unless there is reform?
 Admiral Alan: Sounds like a Thai sentiment.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 A hand job?
 dangerkeith3000: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Image 226419   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
210
 
 Admiral Alan: There they were, jus' groovin' on a Sunday afternoon, when out of a clear blue sky...
 dangerkeith3000: Better to go out smilin' than to go out cryin'.
Image 226418   01-12-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
119
 
 Entertainmentalist: I feel that there should be a more substantial wall between those two lunch counters.
 Not A Bot: The decorators are in... Guess I'll have to come in around the back...
 Ignatius: Blanda Express - and I do not mean George.
 Minnesotan: I was very disappointed to learn Panda Express does not, in fact, have any panda dishes at all.
Image 226417   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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