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227275  glenalec: @Mr. Shine - :-D. The whole building (and all those around) are the university. The business school's post-grad department is on the floor above my (media-arts + graphic-design) department (technically two different departments themselves, but sharing facilities - universities are complex beasts!).

227386  Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender Comment of the day material right here.

227380  Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It ain't. VVV

227380  Mr. Shine: @Himesama LOL no, it isn't: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…

227387  Dr Awkward: This is viscerally upsetting.

227380  FabricMan: If ever there was a clearer example of Poe's Law, I never saw it. I genuinely don't know if this is real or not

227188  Eleftheros: @Ulillillia That's how I found out about the 'ship in the first place!

222890  Mr Bleak: And "Today's weirdo item" is ... the "Bitch fist". I refuse to comment on this coincidence.

227238  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227380  Himesama: It's really abusurd but also it's really real and that's sad.

222894  Mr Bleak: @greg I'm hoping for a potty - the leg angles look about right and the coordination to squat like that at that age isn't easy.

227386  PenguinBartender: "MASS HYSTERIA!"

227357  dangerkeith3000: Make creepy body-sized pillows, not war.

227378  PenguinBartender: I will eat. For. Weeks.

227360  dangerkeith3000: Kosmo Kramer, is that you?

227361  dangerkeith3000: Facebook isn't real life. Tho some people act like it is.

227322  Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there. Especially considering the stereotypical "outhouse" door.

227384  Scoo: Box of Holding

227362  dangerkeith3000: The Secret of NIMH 3

227365  dangerkeith3000: That is totally Chelsea Clinton on the far right.

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227357 dangerkeith3000: Make creepy body-sized pillows, not war.

227162 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else read this as "It's fun to be a lobster?"

227291 Robespierre: Crumple zones galore.

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227208 Science: "That's not fair, Chief! Our seabags are full of Jap skulls and war trophies, and he gets a dame?"

227338 Mad Collager: For an entire book devoted to this: amazon.com/Naughty-Victorian-Hand-Book-Rediscovered/dp/0894806246/…

227287 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.

227346 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to find that Greek "porne" (prostitute) is not cognate, but comes from a root meaning "sell".

227238 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227214 Science: @funny in the wall: Couldn't say, though a few weeks without shouldn't be an issue, unless you ate like two pounds of cheese. If I had to take a pill to eat cheese, I would do it in a heartbeat. Cheese is wonderful.



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 Teechur: @ignatz Well done! I would never be able to make it look this good using MSPaint.....
 grizzly: @ignatz he sakted to mutch.
 ignatz: Apologies to @Knice -better looking by far..
 Dr Awkward: I wish I was good at computer things like @ignatz
 Robespierre: Just NOPE.
Image 226426   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
503
 
 glenalec: Heeeeers Ducky!
 Mr. Shine: Nobody gets in to see the Gizzard! Not no way, not no how!!
 Shay: Hey kid, wanna buy some insurance?
 Robespierre: Looks as worn as the pickguard on my Telecaster.
Image 226425   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
113
 
 Felicity: Oh hai Mark
 Donut: No, it's just we couldn't find Tommy Wiseau and you're the closest guy we can find that looks like him.
 Korrok: Nope....
Image 226424   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
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 carpwoman: @sparename - We were the shit. Man. 56k!!!!
 Robespierre: @Teechur Can I have the chicken Kiev instead?
 Teechur: @sparename The Freenet service where we met was limited to 60 minutes per connection. Then it was busy signal after busy signal. And because we didn't have touch tone service AND it was a 1+area code, it took forever to reconnect!
 sparename: @dangerkeith3000 @Teechur The good ol' days of dial-up when, after your first nasty phone bill, you realise that even though you set your modem to auto-disconnect after 10 mins of inactivity, you'd set your e-mail client to check every 5 mins...
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 @sparename My wife and I met at 14.4 I soon upgraded to a 33k. She almost broke up with me because I was moving too fast.... Badump TSS! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename 56K used to be the bomb...
 sparename: I remember when I upgraded my USRobotics modem from 33k to 56k...
 tib gubb: is this one of those ironic internets?
 Robespierre: It's an oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction that's housed in a paradox - must exist in some other dimension.
Image 226423   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
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 VoR: ..and that's when the doping started
 Shay: Last panel: *sonichorn*
 dangerkeith3000: Tails is being a little bitch
Image 226422   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: I can't tell how big those dumpsters are... this could be a Halflinger, if small, but if it's a full-sized draft, it a Belgian.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Krekt!
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I'm a little hoarse!
 WTF: "Look Honey! Someone is throwing out a perfectly good pony."
 ignatz: What did the pony with a sore throat say?
 dangerkeith3000: You can lead a horse to garbage but you can't make him eat.
Image 226421   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
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 sparename: I can't find Gregory's hole.. I'm sure it was called that.. When I learnt about lining-up TV studio cameras in the dim and very distant past, we had test charts with the usual black to white and colour bars but because black ink isn't exactly black, the chart had a hole in it, an inch or so square, filled with black velvet so that on an oscilloscope we could measure a real black level coming from the camera
 mwoody: I want a third one that's even blacker in the picture, labeled "photoshop"
 carpwoman: I want my next bike to be vantablack.
 VoR: I see your black paint and I vantablack
 Dr Awkward: Apparently the Bird-of-Paradise has black feathers that are nearly as black as Vantablack. It makes their incandescent feathers looks even more brilliant.
 Robespierre: Vantablack is the new black.
 Side Boob: Does it absorb Radar? Asking for a friend :P
 grizzly: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want this sooooo bad. think of the pranks!!!! also my 4runner would be a depthless void into nothingness.
 dangerkeith3000: Vertically aligned carbon nanotubes really turn me on.
Image 226420   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
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 wolfpk: Maybe they are saying they won't put out unless there is reform?
 Robespierre: Sounds like a Thai sentiment.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 A hand job?
 dangerkeith3000: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Image 226419   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
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 Robespierre: There they were, jus' groovin' on a Sunday afternoon, when out of a clear blue sky...
 dangerkeith3000: Better to go out smilin' than to go out cryin'.
Image 226418   01-12-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
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 Entertainmentalist: I feel that there should be a more substantial wall between those two lunch counters.
 Not A Bot: The decorators are in... Guess I'll have to come in around the back...
 Robespierre: Blanda Express - and I do not mean George.
 Minnesotan: I was very disappointed to learn Panda Express does not, in fact, have any panda dishes at all.
Image 226417   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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