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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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 Teechur: @ignatz Well done! I would never be able to make it look this good using MSPaint.....
 grizzly: @ignatz he sakted to mutch.
 ignatz: Apologies to @Knice -better looking by far..
 Dr Awkward: I wish I was good at computer things like @ignatz
 teletub: Just NOPE.
Image 226426   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
503
 
 qazwsx: Heeeeers Ducky!
 Mr. Shine: Nobody gets in to see the Gizzard! Not no way, not no how!!
 Shay: Hey kid, wanna buy some insurance?
 Life Whacker: Looks as worn as the pickguard on my Telecaster.
Image 226425   01-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
113
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh hai Mark
 Donut: No, it's just we couldn't find Tommy Wiseau and you're the closest guy we can find that looks like him.
 Korrok: Nope....
Image 226424   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
241
 
 Mr Bleak: "that insatiable urge to visited" these switcheroos are getting sillier...
 Mr Bleak: @sparename And then you got some damn virus that insatiable urge to visited your dial up to them ... and that was an international call. Ouch! That was not a fun phone bill...
 carpwoman: @sparename - We were the shit. Man. 56k!!!!
 pewdiepie: @Teechur Can I have the chicken Kiev instead?
 Teechur: @sparename The Freenet service where we met was limited to 60 minutes per connection. Then it was busy signal after busy signal. And because we didn't have touch tone service AND it was a 1+area code, it took forever to reconnect!
 sparename: @dangerkeith3000 @Teechur The good ol' days of dial-up when, after your first nasty phone bill, you realise that even though you set your modem to auto-disconnect after 10 mins of inactivity, you'd set your e-mail client to check every 5 mins...
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 @sparename My wife and I met at 14.4 I soon upgraded to a 33k. She almost broke up with me because I was moving too fast.... Badump TSS! I'm here all week. Try the veal!
 dangerkeith3000: @sparename 56K used to be the bomb...
 sparename: I remember when I upgraded my USRobotics modem from 33k to 56k...
 tib gubb: is this one of those ironic internets?
 space: It's an oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction that's housed in a paradox - must exist in some other dimension.
Image 226423   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
548
 
 VoR: ..and that's when the doping started
 Shay: Last panel: *sonichorn*
 dangerkeith3000: Tails is being a little bitch
Image 226422   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
328
 
 Dr Awkward: I can't tell how big those dumpsters are... this could be a Halflinger, if small, but if it's a full-sized draft, it a Belgian.
 ignatz: @Dr Awkward Krekt!
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I'm a little hoarse!
 WTF: "Look Honey! Someone is throwing out a perfectly good pony."
 ignatz: What did the pony with a sore throat say?
 dangerkeith3000: You can lead a horse to garbage but you can't make him eat.
Image 226421   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
392
 
 sparename: I can't find Gregory's hole.. I'm sure it was called that.. When I learnt about lining-up TV studio cameras in the dim and very distant past, we had test charts with the usual black to white and colour bars but because black ink isn't exactly black, the chart had a hole in it, an inch or so square, filled with black velvet so that on an oscilloscope we could measure a real black level coming from the camera
 mwoody: I want a third one that's even blacker in the picture, labeled "photoshop"
 carpwoman: I want my next bike to be vantablack.
 VoR: I see your black paint and I vantablack
 Dr Awkward: Apparently the Bird-of-Paradise has black feathers that are nearly as black as Vantablack. It makes their incandescent feathers looks even more brilliant.
 matos: Vantablack is the new black.
 Side Boob: Does it absorb Radar? Asking for a friend :P
 grizzly: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want this sooooo bad. think of the pranks!!!! also my 4runner would be a depthless void into nothingness.
 dangerkeith3000: Vertically aligned carbon nanotubes really turn me on.
Image 226420   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
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 wolfpk: Maybe they are saying they won't put out unless there is reform?
 Admiral Alan: Sounds like a Thai sentiment.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 A hand job?
 dangerkeith3000: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Image 226419   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
210
 
 Admiral Alan: There they were, jus' groovin' on a Sunday afternoon, when out of a clear blue sky...
 dangerkeith3000: Better to go out smilin' than to go out cryin'.
Image 226418   01-12-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
119
 
 Entertainmentalist: I feel that there should be a more substantial wall between those two lunch counters.
 Not A Bot: The decorators are in... Guess I'll have to come in around the back...
 Ignatius: Blanda Express - and I do not mean George.
 Minnesotan: I was very disappointed to learn Panda Express does not, in fact, have any panda dishes at all.
Image 226417   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
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