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272429  SuedeOxford: "Bend over, I'm here to motivate you."

272415  SuedeOxford: Same

272421  namename: Her face of "really mister text box I get arrested? Yeah right"

272371  Air Biscuit: Hes so tiny tho. Youd need like 30 nemos to get full.

272420  SuedeOxford: "We don't have a picture, but she looks a lot like you. That'll be handy when we find the remains."

272373  Korrok: Probably....

272425  SuedeOxford: How good was that officer's pasta that homeboy wanted to seduce it away from them?

272437  carpwoman: Omfg her eyes...

272425  Minnesotan: does it look like it worked?

272414  Not A Bot: whats up you meme loving fuck

272425  Nope: Well, did it work?

272407  tib gubb: mondays, amirite

272423  grizzly: It's deathday, my dudes!

272372  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272420  addend: (Demands reward money.)

272395  Scoo: You think I have hands? That's specist!

272406  Scoo: Hahaha!

272409  Scoo: Diabeeeetus

272410  Scoo: Poor Peter Norton; his name has been taken in such vain

272401  FarmerWalk: the Alan Parsons pie chart

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Mad Collager
6. Teechur
7. addend
8. Shay
9. a robot
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
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White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (834 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 272062 (796 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)


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 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Side Boob: 5072 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 4762 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2659 points
 6. youshall: 2410 points
 7. grizzly: 2050 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1775 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1612 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1516 points
14. Snow Plow: 1500 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
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 apoxia: People are weird. Some put carpet in their bathroom.
 Dr Awkward: Major win... someone was protecting the wood floor for your for the last few years!
 Teechur: Are you covering up or uncovering?
Image 226398   01-12-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
489
 
 hoobleton: Pomade-delic!
Image 226397   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
678
 
 McBomalds: "Can anybody tell me what 'diddy-wa-diddy' means?"
 Side Boob: Dawwww.
Image 226396   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
624
 
 Mr Bleak: So, I take the blue pill, right?
 pig 3: just listen to Slough Feg
 dangerkeith3000: If it's the weekend and I wake up during a good dream, I always go back to sleep again to get that dream back.
Image 226395   01-12-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
263
 
 Kaviri: What is this? A walk for ants?
 Teechur: @Robespierre *colonics
 twisty: If you like pina coladas...
Image 226394   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
543
 
 Mr Bleak: Don't panic - it'll go away the next time you career wildy around a left hand bend.
 CrookedCop: @VeeKay Even Mercedes? No fuckin way.
 snipdawg: The EU has directed that all German vehicles will be fitted with them from 2021.
 a sedated moose: I thought when you drive a car that costs more than a certain amount of money you don't have to use those things.
 XLY: typical bmw leasee
 sparename: "Taxi" is supposedly the most recognised word all over the world, whereas taxiDRIVERS the world over have no idea what indicators are for
 wootman: That's what you get for living in a Turn Signal Optional zone, BeemerBoi.
Image 226393   01-12-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
795
 
 Side Boob: RAD for old pupper
 Kaviri: Douglass was having enormous difficulty concentrating; his coke habit had driven him to the brink.
 danny: Hey, Gramps.
Image 226392   01-12-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
841
 
 Demon Universe: @trelyate Coors!
 trelyate: Bud...
 Ulillillia: :) :D
 Kaviri: Wasssaaaaaaap
 Mike Michael: ***brrrrp***
 ani625: boi
Image 226391   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: The dental hygienist will see you now ... she's just quit? Oh. So do I.
 Mr. Shine: Is this a coma patient? A mental vegetable?
 grizzly: I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
 Jorp Lulter: My tooth dreams were bad enough already..
 Dr Awkward: How... is... possible?
 jochenau: I'd have taken a chisel to my own teeth long before it got to that point...
 WTF: A little Crest Anti-Plaque rinse will clean that right up!
 Kaviri: Ouch.
 Zukero: Meltdown.
 KickassHellyeah: This dental implant prototype is rather crude, innit?
 Wort Mumpus: NO NO NO
Image 226390   01-12-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
367
 
 the snark: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Oober: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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