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258048  Lantry: The annual trade, where each country tries to get rid of their most annoying child.

258066  frenk: Cool! I'll see you in 2 days when this is classiced for the 12th time.

257828  Mr Bleak: They have spotted #257827

257836  Mr Bleak: Two in the pink, and ... let's not go there.

258047  apoxia: I made a cover for the cot our of a net curtain to stop the cat from trying to sleep with the baby.

258058  apoxia: I hope those are safety matches

258044  Terrh: SHINY!

258050  HandBanana: Your catnip is bad and you should feel bad!!!

258059  HandBanana: Nothing really matters..... anyone can see...... nothing really matters..... nothing really matters...... to meeeeeeeeee......

258069  m o l e m a n: Home for sale. Lifetime supply of honey included in purchase price.

258070  dobbiesdoogs: keep calm and lick fast

258044  dobbiesdoogs: this kills the human

258054  dobbiesdoogs: we have fun

258048  Felicity: @Knice Only if you see the Queen of Diamonds

258051  Felicity: Not a problem! Iron Man went through many version of his suit. Remember the lumpy gray Iron Man?

257855  Mr Bleak: I heard that yo momma was doing some modeling work.

258061  Felicity: I liked their song Selfie

258070  Amy Housewine: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.

258062  Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.

258057  Amy Housewine: The strain of trying to remember this gave me a heart attack.

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

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258009 tib gubb: scare them crap out of them - chicks love that

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

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Score:
795
 
 Side Boob: RAD for old pupper
 Kaviri: Douglass was having enormous difficulty concentrating; his coke habit had driven him to the brink.
 danny: Hey, Gramps.
Image 226392   01-12-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
841
 
 Demon Universe: @trelyate Coors!
 trelyate: Bud...
 Ulillillia: :) :D
 Kaviri: Wasssaaaaaaap
 Mike Michael: ***brrrrp***
 ani625: boi
Image 226391   01-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
189
 
 Mr Bleak: The dental hygienist will see you now ... she's just quit? Oh. So do I.
 Mr. Shine: Is this a coma patient? A mental vegetable?
 grizzly: I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
 ignatz: My tooth dreams were bad enough already..
 Dr Awkward: How... is... possible?
 jochenau: I'd have taken a chisel to my own teeth long before it got to that point...
 WTF: A little Crest Anti-Plaque rinse will clean that right up!
 Kaviri: Ouch.
 Zukero: Meltdown.
 KickassHellyeah: This dental implant prototype is rather crude, innit?
 Wort Mumpus: NO NO NO
Image 226390   01-12-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
367
 
 the snark: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Oober: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
813
 
 tib gubb: yeah? get in line.
 mission2mars: What a way to go!
 a robot: In GTA San Andreas you could replace your baseball bat with a dildo if you received one as a gift after a hot date
 whiplash: Not before I kill you with a cheeseburger
 Warrax: Is the dildo a witness, accomplice, or murder weapon?
 Side Boob: Many have tried. All have failed.
 Kaviri: Thank you very much!
 Porm Munties: You ... an entrepreneur?
 hapi papi: Please don't.
 Ulillillia: I'll have had so many mushrooms, I won't even notice.
 bug: whoa, spoiler alert!
 Coach Teacher: You can die of exhaustion while trying, bitch.
Image 226388   01-12-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
327
 
 nclaw: He looks like an old Randall Flagg (1990s version)
 westerner: Now that's a philosophy if I've ever heard one.
 Coach Teacher: Ray, you live at the fuckin' dump! There's no road! You can't just keep tossin' piss jugs all over the fuckin' place!
Image 226387   01-12-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
637
 
 Warrax: We're always looking for dog stylists.
 Kaviri: Dogbear
 dope: As windswept as the coast where he resides.
 dangerkeith3000: Majeestic boy.
Image 226386   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
694
 
 ignatz: (Weirdly high score for such a nasty sentiment..)
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro It could also be radiation poisoning. It's probably radiation poisoning.
 Eleftheros: Caillou means 'pebble' in French, I thought it was cute that a smooth stone headed golem could star in a show
 dangerkeith3000: I heard somewhere that Caillou was original conceived of as a baby but on the cartoon they aged him up but still kept him bald
 Jonananathan: Evolution takes the (now) useless hair away from humans. Have you ever thought that bald humans could actually be the future humans hence more physically evolved? Yes I have hair. No I cannot remove my hat.
 Mr. Butt: mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
Image 226385   01-12-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
706
 
 Teechur: Already has a bed in his parents' basement.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 Ulillillia: @Lantry But you need experience to get a job. How to get that experience? Get a job!
 Lantry: congratulations on graduating! now get a job.
 WTF: Valeborkftorian
Image 226384   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
132
 
 Fiveninety: hairhorn
 Kaviri: Thats why we shower in the morning.
 Mern Trulbo: It's a Pantene planet, cartoonette. And then the sun comes up.
 Coach Teacher: I identify as a hairless aquatic mammal. I am etrrnally both bald and wet. As such, this offends me and i will be protesting it.
 funny in the wall: the apostrophe "li'rally" could indicate a glottal stop and make sense phonetically. the way it's used above is just dumb
 hammy: 'apostrophe' instead of 'e' saves time yo.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I get it now! It is from the Temperance Society's new range!
 Ulillillia: Lit Rally
Image 226383   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
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