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227615  jazzjunkie: This poor dog always looks confused that someone posted his pic again

227787  Dr Awkward: Finally, they made a unicycle lane on the moving walkway.

227730  Felicity: V for Venti

227778  Teechur: @Teechur dik dik (*maniacal cackling)

227778  Teechur: @Dr Awkward And I suppose you're going to tell us that's actually a dik dik, too. I just wanted to type "dik dik"

227790  Hokie333: WE WIN. (#227760)

227778  funny in the wall: that's a chimp

227631  jazzjunkie: @Skaalar No! Khajiit is innocent of this crime.

227790  Shay: Incoming PETA disruption in 5...4...3...

227733  Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 Agreed! I radded it just for that

227783  Teechur: I would not like a baked pinata.

227736  Felicity: I wonder if thats a 1970s carpet pattern

227737  Felicity: They all seem equally happy for once. Rad

227786  Teechur: This telescope shows that something wicked this way comes.

227662  jazzjunkie: @Yurishiro Destroyed again 2008

227667  jazzjunkie: Sounds like something from the "nihilist Arby's" Twitter account.

227660  jochenau: Linguistics is the science of discovering patterns and rules we have zero conscious awareness of, yet use and manipulate effortlessly every day as we communicate.

227731  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227674  jazzjunkie: Having life figured out is overrated.

227684  jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

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4. Ulillillia
5. dangerkeith3000
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227624 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.

227726 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227720 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227684 jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules



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Score:
367
 
 Felicity: Like a cross between something from an Asimov novel and /12 Monkeys/
 Coach Teacher: @Dr Awkward Kiss me, you dirty, dirty boy.
 Dr Awkward: @Coach Teacher "Requisition me a beat"
 Kaviri: Equilibrium
 a sedated moose: I don't think I'd be able to do serious work in those things.
 Coach Teacher: Which one is Hermes?
 Not A Bot: It sounds a little...detached, as though coming from far away. Everything seems a little detached, and your head feels strangely light. You continue to laugh, barely pausing to breathe, as you walk, unsteadily, toward the chairs.
 Robespierre: From "How A Hard Drive Works" - Lippincott, New York, 1958
Image 226389   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
800
 
 tib gubb: yeah? get in line.
 glenalec: What a way to go!
 a robot: In GTA San Andreas you could replace your baseball bat with a dildo if you received one as a gift after a hot date
 Felicity: Not before I kill you with a cheeseburger
 Warrax: Is the dildo a witness, accomplice, or murder weapon?
 Side Boob: Many have tried. All have failed.
 Kaviri: Thank you very much!
 Robespierre: You ... an entrepreneur?
 Yurishiro: Please don't.
 Ulillillia: I'll have had so many mushrooms, I won't even notice.
 bug: whoa, spoiler alert!
 Coach Teacher: You can die of exhaustion while trying, bitch.
Image 226388   01-12-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
283
 
 Felicity: He looks like an old Randall Flagg (1990s version)
 Robespierre: Now that's a philosophy if I've ever heard one.
 Coach Teacher: Ray, you live at the fuckin' dump! There's no road! You can't just keep tossin' piss jugs all over the fuckin' place!
Image 226387   01-12-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
623
 
 Warrax: We're always looking for dog stylists.
 Kaviri: Dogbear
 Robespierre: As windswept as the coast where he resides.
 dangerkeith3000: Majeestic boy.
Image 226386   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
694
 
 ignatz: (Weirdly high score for such a nasty sentiment..)
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro It could also be radiation poisoning. It's probably radiation poisoning.
 Eleftheros: Caillou means 'pebble' in French, I thought it was cute that a smooth stone headed golem could star in a show
 dangerkeith3000: I heard somewhere that Caillou was original conceived of as a baby but on the cartoon they aged him up but still kept him bald
 Yurishiro: Evolution takes the (now) useless hair away from humans. Have you ever thought that bald humans could actually be the future humans hence more physically evolved? Yes I have hair. No I cannot remove my hat.
 Mr. Butt: mobile.twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/…
Image 226385   01-12-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
706
 
 Teechur: Already has a bed in his parents' basement.
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 Ulillillia: @Lantry But you need experience to get a job. How to get that experience? Get a job!
 Lantry: congratulations on graduating! now get a job.
 WTF: Valeborkftorian
Image 226384   01-12-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
132
 
 Fiveninety: hairhorn
 Kaviri: Thats why we shower in the morning.
 Robespierre: It's a Pantene planet, cartoonette. And then the sun comes up.
 Coach Teacher: I identify as a hairless aquatic mammal. I am etrrnally both bald and wet. As such, this offends me and i will be protesting it.
 funny in the wall: the apostrophe "li'rally" could indicate a glottal stop and make sense phonetically. the way it's used above is just dumb
 Yurishiro: 'apostrophe' instead of 'e' saves time yo.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I get it now! It is from the Temperance Society's new range!
 Ulillillia: Lit Rally
Image 226383   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
613
 
 Not A Bot: Wrong hole, I believe.
 Robespierre: Crank it UP!
 fanny: @Aufziehvogel my favorite book. rad!
 a robot: You win this round, @Aufziehvogel :D
 Aufziehvogel: Vogel. Aufziehvogel!
Image 226382   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
369
 
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro But Krieger san, my cherry brossoms are wirting.
 Yurishiro: Raising awareness for NOT watching anime while you drive.
 a robot: *sad trombone*
 Prostata: you're doing it wrong
Image 226381   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
115
 
 Felicity: Mime flashback
 Robespierre: I haven't seen anyone dance the Boogaloo in DECADES.
 Kaviri: You go girl!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro or is it her crocs?
 Coach Teacher: @a robot That's my fochin fsmily up there, you foch. Respect my family with the respect i give them, because they raised me and that makes me in charge! Adopt my values but let me still be in charge!
 Yurishiro: @a robot The old lady is trying to not disturb the guys trying to take a full body pic and in doing so, she apparently resulted more interesting than the couple and became the star of said photo. Now maybe someone would consider the whole thing deserving of attention, but we think not. Let's hear what our listeners think about it. Caller number one you're up:
 Ulillillia: I can't dance
 a robot: Here are some people. Doing some things. I have no idea what is supposed to be interesting about this picture.
Image 226380   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
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