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273711  Passive: Ah yes, the short lived car you drive with your butthole

273716  Passive: Haha. You see, the joke is that people in Maryland don't use turn blinkers

273727  dragon horn: I think he just figured out the "surprise" she was going to show him later

273724  tib gubb: turns out that zebra stripe camo works because it's less identifiable, not more identifiable

273714  Annoying Vegan : This particular mlem is extra soft and warm.

273719  romangreek: Murica 'n cheese.

273718  Annoying Vegan : Once again, the line between actual pet and needle felting project has blurred.

273668  Korrok: Korrok approves.

273716  tib gubb: it is a maryland joke

273730  Mr Mumble: PC Load letter? WTF does that mean?

273716  square44: is there any place known for having *good* drivers?

273717  Greek Fire: "In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court struck down the 19th Amendment as unconstitutional"

273719  Not A Bot: Will have no difficulty convincing anyone of its origins.

273675  Bill Rye: no, that's right. gotta hold yer boobs for safety.

273694  Bill Rye: has science gone too far?

273679  Air Biscuit: Is the "simplified spelling society" still a thing?

273696  BoiledEggs: "What if Babybop.. The kids.. They're all in my head.."

273691  Air Biscuit: Diesel volvos rollin coal are nice.

273707  SuedeOxford: Giraffe at Indianapolis Zoo: Does your wife seem unhappy?

273710  SuedeOxford: Patrick Fischler looking a little old on the left.

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273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Score:
132
 
 Fiveninety: hairhorn
 Kaviri: Thats why we shower in the morning.
 Mern Trulbo: It's a Pantene planet, cartoonette. And then the sun comes up.
 Coach Teacher: I identify as a hairless aquatic mammal. I am etrrnally both bald and wet. As such, this offends me and i will be protesting it.
 funny in the wall: the apostrophe "li'rally" could indicate a glottal stop and make sense phonetically. the way it's used above is just dumb
 hammy: 'apostrophe' instead of 'e' saves time yo.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I get it now! It is from the Temperance Society's new range!
 Ulillillia: Lit Rally
Image 226383   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
613
 
 Not A Bot: Wrong hole, I believe.
 Largehand: Crank it UP!
 fanny: @Aufziehvogel my favorite book. rad!
 a robot: You win this round, @Aufziehvogel :D
 Aufziehvogel: Vogel. Aufziehvogel!
Image 226382   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
369
 
 Mr Bleak: Keep the shiny side UP. It's the first rule of city driving.
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro But Krieger san, my cherry brossoms are wirting.
 kristy: Raising awareness for NOT watching anime while you drive.
 a robot: *sad trombone*
 Prostata: you're doing it wrong
Image 226381   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
115
 
 afroking: Mime flashback
 youshall: I haven't seen anyone dance the Boogaloo in DECADES.
 Kaviri: You go girl!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro or is it her crocs?
 funy speling: @a robot The old lady is trying to not disturb the guys trying to take a full body pic and in doing so, she apparently resulted more interesting than the couple and became the star of said photo. Now maybe someone would consider the whole thing deserving of attention, but we think not. Let's hear what our listeners think about it. Caller number one you're up:
 Ulillillia: I can't dance
 a robot: Here are some people. Doing some things. I have no idea what is supposed to be interesting about this picture.
Image 226380   01-12-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
1055
 
 charmander: Butter makes you feel good
 Bad Dad: Not I.
 Coach Teacher: Everyone knows goats produce cheese, not butter. This fake news.
 dangerkeith3000: I ain't afraid of no goats.
 fumbduck: Rad because rad.
 randomhobo: Rad for having fun at work improves everyone's life.
Image 226379   01-12-18   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
386
 
 Coach Teacher: Nobody appreciates art anymore, except those who appreciate it too much, or for the wrong reasons, or in an ironic way. *eats pizza with McCaulay Culkin*
 wootman: And this amuses her.
 scribbs: The (upright) walking dead (dog).
 Ulillillia: Hi Dead, I'm Dad.
 twenty4: gotta RAD the Shrigley.. esp the headstone in the background, which is just a short shopping list..
 Aufziehvogel: Add "Blargh!" on the sign.
Image 226378   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
258
 
 Kaviri: You had *one* job.
 Bacon Train: Whaddaya know ... guess that low bridge really was low.
 Donut: What happens when you try to fit a square peg down a round tunnel.
Image 226377   01-12-18   Uploaded by    sparenamelaptopdied
Score:
912
 
 wootman: @ASTER Its tongue is HOLLOW, like a STRAW. Or something.
 mexican: @ASTER Same way a cat does.
 ASTER: How does he possibly get water into his mouth like that!!
 dangerkeith3000: Pangolin or pinecone?
 bookcase: What if a dragon and a pear had a baby.
 Sage: Pangolins are always RAD.
 forkbear: Pangolin things.
 butt poop: How is artichoke made
Image 226376   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
382
 
 Theimposter: Uh. She needs treated for narcolepsy, you jackasses.
 Wolfy21: *envious
 Teechur: I'll bet it smells great in there after two weeks.
 Sharkface: @dangerkeith3000 I think the terms "real-life" and "two weeks" are being utilized rather loosely here.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know man, I'd need to pee after 12 hours. Don't know how she does it...
 FabricMan: Most women I know take their makeup off first
 funny in the wall: i bet her hair looks great after two weeks of sleep
 Pegged Lamb: Sleep is the cousin of death.
 i peed a lil: Uh ... that's the ideal life?
 Aufziehvogel: When she dies in her sleep, people will notice it fourteen days later...
Image 226375   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
835
 
 Kaviri: Good day, Sir-Vomits-a-Lot
 fridaynight: Giddyup.
 TurkeyVulture: @Side Boob in the voice of Johnny Cash
 The Bees: "Sometimes I wonder why are we still waging war against the fairies."
 Side Boob: And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death.
Image 226374   01-12-18   Uploaded by    canada
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