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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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Score:
1055
 
 Rango Grunumbies: Butter makes you feel good
 Flomp Gromple: Not I.
 Varbo Plemungo: Everyone knows goats produce cheese, not butter. This fake news.
 Gorb Gromple: I ain't afraid of no goats.
 Viple Plongus: Rad because rad.
 Liple Grunuble: Rad for having fun at work improves everyone's life.
Image 226379   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Ping Cremongus
Score:
386
 
 Tring Brumbies: Nobody appreciates art anymore, except those who appreciate it too much, or for the wrong reasons, or in an ironic way. *eats pizza with McCaulay Culkin*
 Lirm Flongus: And this amuses her.
 Geng Broble: The (upright) walking dead (dog).
 Daple Grunongo: Hi Dead, I'm Dad.
 Rolm Albopert: gotta RAD the Shrigley.. esp the headstone in the background, which is just a short shopping list..
 Buwn Dampumple: Add "Blargh!" on the sign.
Image 226378   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Lump Cremumple
Score:
258
 
 Flirbo Dampombies: You had *one* job.
 Thirm Bromple: Whaddaya know ... guess that low bridge really was low.
 Frerbo Plemongus: What happens when you try to fit a square peg down a round tunnel.
Image 226377   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rurb Plemomple
Score:
912
 
 Morb Broble: @ASTER Its tongue is HOLLOW, like a STRAW. Or something.
 Frople Gropert: @ASTER Same way a cat does.
 Flople Morpungus: How does he possibly get water into his mouth like that!!
 Jold Flumungo: Pangolin or pinecone?
 Trang Morpungus: What if a dragon and a pear had a baby.
 Bomp Plumbies: Pangolins are always RAD.
 Flaft Dampombies: Pangolin things.
 Dango Drumombies: How is artichoke made
Image 226376   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Crift Flungus
Score:
382
 
 Crold Morpoble: Uh. She needs treated for narcolepsy, you jackasses.
 Jirm Drumomple: *envious
 Ring Horpombies: I'll bet it smells great in there after two weeks.
 Jengo Flumbies: @dangerkeith3000 I think the terms "real-life" and "two weeks" are being utilized rather loosely here.
 Mift Grunupert: I don't know man, I'd need to pee after 12 hours. Don't know how she does it...
 Vort Grunumple: Most women I know take their makeup off first
 Creft Grunuble: i bet her hair looks great after two weeks of sleep
 Pople Drumungus: Sleep is the cousin of death.
 Frald Flumbies: Uh ... that's the ideal life?
 Haple Horpomple: When she dies in her sleep, people will notice it fourteen days later...
Image 226375   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Thurm Drumumbies
Score:
835
 
 Jiwn Brongo: Good day, Sir-Vomits-a-Lot
 Rold Flomple: Giddyup.
 Vompo Brumbies: @Side Boob in the voice of Johnny Cash
 Durt Grumple: "Sometimes I wonder why are we still waging war against the fairies."
 Huld Cremongo: And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death.
Image 226374   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jorb Rempungus
Score:
257
 
 Heng Flumomple: You call that decoration?
 Ling Cremoble: Oy! Vey!
Image 226373   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Mort Horpupert
Score:
502
 
 Thoft Plumple: How much longer before you can throw a ball? BALL? Did someone say BALL?
 Mompo Flumopert: @funny in the wall Source of warmth that doesn't move very far.
 Frirbo Flungo: animals are surprisingly cool with infants
 Gang Plemongus: You fucked, and this came out? Kool.
Image 226372   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bimpo Grunumbies
Image 226371 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. Boo, digabigpig.
Score:
308
 
 Barbo Plongo: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 Hirm Brumbies: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Gurb Morpongo: Walk like an emperor.
 Vuwn Dampombies: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Rold Plemumple: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Porm Plemomple: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 Huple Plemoble: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 Veng Flumombies: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Verb Morpongus
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