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273640  smusher: Homosassa what?

273648  Borp Mento: Today you are the good boy - Kona

273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (824 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (820 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
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 charmander: Butter makes you feel good
 Bad Dad: Not I.
 Coach Teacher: Everyone knows goats produce cheese, not butter. This fake news.
 dangerkeith3000: I ain't afraid of no goats.
 fumbduck: Rad because rad.
 randomhobo: Rad for having fun at work improves everyone's life.
Image 226379   01-12-18   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
386
 
 Coach Teacher: Nobody appreciates art anymore, except those who appreciate it too much, or for the wrong reasons, or in an ironic way. *eats pizza with McCaulay Culkin*
 wootman: And this amuses her.
 scribbs: The (upright) walking dead (dog).
 Ulillillia: Hi Dead, I'm Dad.
 twenty4: gotta RAD the Shrigley.. esp the headstone in the background, which is just a short shopping list..
 Aufziehvogel: Add "Blargh!" on the sign.
Image 226378   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
258
 
 Kaviri: You had *one* job.
 Bacon Train: Whaddaya know ... guess that low bridge really was low.
 Donut: What happens when you try to fit a square peg down a round tunnel.
Image 226377   01-12-18   Uploaded by    sparenamelaptopdied
Score:
912
 
 wootman: @ASTER Its tongue is HOLLOW, like a STRAW. Or something.
 mexican: @ASTER Same way a cat does.
 ASTER: How does he possibly get water into his mouth like that!!
 dangerkeith3000: Pangolin or pinecone?
 bookcase: What if a dragon and a pear had a baby.
 Sage: Pangolins are always RAD.
 forkbear: Pangolin things.
 butt poop: How is artichoke made
Image 226376   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
382
 
 Theimposter: Uh. She needs treated for narcolepsy, you jackasses.
 Wolfy21: *envious
 Teechur: I'll bet it smells great in there after two weeks.
 Sharkface: @dangerkeith3000 I think the terms "real-life" and "two weeks" are being utilized rather loosely here.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know man, I'd need to pee after 12 hours. Don't know how she does it...
 FabricMan: Most women I know take their makeup off first
 funny in the wall: i bet her hair looks great after two weeks of sleep
 Pegged Lamb: Sleep is the cousin of death.
 i peed a lil: Uh ... that's the ideal life?
 Aufziehvogel: When she dies in her sleep, people will notice it fourteen days later...
Image 226375   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
835
 
 Kaviri: Good day, Sir-Vomits-a-Lot
 fridaynight: Giddyup.
 TurkeyVulture: @Side Boob in the voice of Johnny Cash
 The Bees: "Sometimes I wonder why are we still waging war against the fairies."
 Side Boob: And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death.
Image 226374   01-12-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
257
 
 Xeno: You call that decoration?
 winwolf: Oy! Vey!
Image 226373   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
502
 
 Teechur: How much longer before you can throw a ball? BALL? Did someone say BALL?
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Source of warmth that doesn't move very far.
 funny in the wall: animals are surprisingly cool with infants
 saluted: You fucked, and this came out? Kool.
Image 226372   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 226371 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. You have brought shame on us, digabigpig.
Score:
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 Albo Grungus: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 redpeepee: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 highdra: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
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