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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor



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 charmander: Butter makes you feel good
 Bad Dad: Not I.
 Coach Teacher: Everyone knows goats produce cheese, not butter. This fake news.
 dangerkeith3000: I ain't afraid of no goats.
 fumbduck: Rad because rad.
 Yurishiro: Rad for having fun at work improves everyone's life.
Image 226379   01-12-18   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
386
 
 Coach Teacher: Nobody appreciates art anymore, except those who appreciate it too much, or for the wrong reasons, or in an ironic way. *eats pizza with McCaulay Culkin*
 wootman: And this amuses her.
 Yurishiro: The (upright) walking dead (dog).
 Ulillillia: Hi Dead, I'm Dad.
 ignatz: gotta RAD the Shrigley.. esp the headstone in the background, which is just a short shopping list..
 Aufziehvogel: Add "Blargh!" on the sign.
Image 226378   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
258
 
 Kaviri: You had *one* job.
 Bacon Train: Whaddaya know ... guess that low bridge really was low.
 Donut: What happens when you try to fit a square peg down a round tunnel.
Image 226377   01-12-18   Uploaded by    sparenamelaptopdied
Score:
912
 
 wootman: @ASTER Its tongue is HOLLOW, like a STRAW. Or something.
 mexican: @ASTER Same way a cat does.
 ASTER: How does he possibly get water into his mouth like that!!
 dangerkeith3000: Pangolin or pinecone?
 Yurishiro: What if a dragon and a pear had a baby.
 Sage: Pangolins are always RAD.
 forkbear: Pangolin things.
 ignatz: How is artichoke made
Image 226376   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
382
 
 Theimposter: Uh. She needs treated for narcolepsy, you jackasses.
 Wolfy21: *envious
 Teechur: I'll bet it smells great in there after two weeks.
 Sharkface: @dangerkeith3000 I think the terms "real-life" and "two weeks" are being utilized rather loosely here.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know man, I'd need to pee after 12 hours. Don't know how she does it...
 FabricMan: Most women I know take their makeup off first
 funny in the wall: i bet her hair looks great after two weeks of sleep
 Yurishiro: Sleep is the cousin of death.
 i peed a lil: Uh ... that's the ideal life?
 Aufziehvogel: When she dies in her sleep, people will notice it fourteen days later...
Image 226375   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
835
 
 Kaviri: Good day, Sir-Vomits-a-Lot
 fridaynight: Giddyup.
 TurkeyVulture: @Side Boob in the voice of Johnny Cash
 Yurishiro: "Sometimes I wonder why are we still waging war against the fairies."
 Side Boob: And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death.
Image 226374   01-12-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
257
 
 Xeno: You call that decoration?
 winwolf: Oy! Vey!
Image 226373   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
502
 
 Teechur: How much longer before you can throw a ball? BALL? Did someone say BALL?
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Source of warmth that doesn't move very far.
 funny in the wall: animals are surprisingly cool with infants
 saluted: You fucked, and this came out? Kool.
Image 226372   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 226371 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. Boo, digabigpig.
Score:
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 Albo Grungus: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 VeeKay: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 highdra: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
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