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227716  jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?

227744  Felicity: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo

227745  Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)

227679  jochenau: @Mr. Shine I did Google Juliana Wetmore. It seems that her condition was surprising to both the parents and the doctors, indicating that the parents don't have the condition, so you can't say they shouldn't have tried to have children. So...should she have been immediately euthanized upon discovery? She does require medical intervention for eating and breathing but she's far from a vegetable, can hear and communicate, and generally doesn't seem to feel she's been treated cruelly.

227747  Felicity: I beg your what?

227747  Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology

227784  antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."

227758  jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.

227761  Not A Bot: Best self prostate exam ever.

227783  Ulillillia: That has to be intentional.

227748  Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227750  Felicity: Also, Jimmy makes a very good-looking woman, when you see him in the completed look!

227770  jazzjunkie: @Mr. Butt I concur.

227750  Felicity: This is not the only time Jimmy did this. The Transgender Fiction Archive has the complete set, and when you see it all in one place it really gives you the impression that to Jimmy this is more than just a way to get stories

227777  jazzjunkie: They learn best in a state of lucid dreaming, perhaps?

227786  sparenamelaptopdied: "Your future shows you having been eaten by owls"

227755  Felicity: Im going to say their names are...Jon, Eric, and Jack

227779  Peter Pantsless: SPRARRTS!

227760  Felicity: Every time they issue new Canadian money, they update her portrait. Its an ongoing reminder of the fragility of human existence

227784  Amy Housewine: She looks very young to have achieved as high a rank as hierophant.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

227726 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227689 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!

227624 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.

227708 VeeKay: Emigrate to Australia.

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227731 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.



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 Theimposter: Uh. She needs treated for narcolepsy, you jackasses.
 Felicity: *envious
 Teechur: I'll bet it smells great in there after two weeks.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 I think the terms "real-life" and "two weeks" are being utilized rather loosely here.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know man, I'd need to pee after 12 hours. Don't know how she does it...
 FabricMan: Most women I know take their makeup off first
 funny in the wall: i bet her hair looks great after two weeks of sleep
 Yurishiro: Sleep is the cousin of death.
 Robespierre: Uh ... that's the ideal life?
 Aufziehvogel: When she dies in her sleep, people will notice it fourteen days later...
Image 226375   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
766
 
 Kaviri: Good day, Sir-Vomits-a-Lot
 Robespierre: Giddyup.
 TurkeyVulture: @Side Boob in the voice of Johnny Cash
 Yurishiro: "Sometimes I wonder why are we still waging war against the fairies."
 Side Boob: And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death.
Image 226374   01-12-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
245
 
 Xeno: You call that decoration?
 winwolf: Oy! Vey!
Image 226373   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
491
 
 Teechur: How much longer before you can throw a ball? BALL? Did someone say BALL?
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Source of warmth that doesn't move very far.
 funny in the wall: animals are surprisingly cool with infants
 Robespierre: You fucked, and this came out? Kool.
Image 226372   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 226371 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. Boo, digabigpig.
Score:
308
 
 glenalec: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 VeeKay: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 Robespierre: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
557
 
 Eleftheros: ROUND TWO... FIGHT!
 tib gubb: fuckin' hipsters, man
 Science: Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home... "Oh, boy."
 dangerkeith3000: There's a glitch in the Matrix.
 ignatz: this reminds me of the scene in Altman's Short Cuts where the two guys exchange photos outside the developers..
 Mr. Shine: *record scratch*
 Mr. Butt: I'm interested in this Freaky Friday remake.
 Yurishiro: Confused.exe
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait...
Image 226369   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
520
 
 Kaviri: Weird at last, weird at last, god almighty, weird at last!
 a robot: Me as a fish.
Image 226368   01-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
388
 
 Teechur: Driving the dream....
 Yurishiro: Smart.
 Nope: Ol Half Torso Harry is up to his tricks again
Image 226367   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
317
 
 E. HONDA: First I'll need you to complete a Captcha to confirm you're a human
 Yurishiro: Instructions unclear. Shat on the doormat.
Image 226366   01-12-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
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