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228601  wolfpk: The ghosts are saying: "Hurry up and get it on already. You can't tease up with a peep show and not deliver!"

228486  RiderFan: His next caption would be, "And where can I find one".

228540  RiderFan: Eating cereal with water? *vomits*

228598  wolfpk: This picture is fake. There are two girls in it.

228599  ThoughtlessGentleman: uhhh how do i get on this tour? i need to know for a friend.

228597  wolfpk: Hay buddy. I know where some really good catnip is. Just open the door amd I'll tell you.

228531  BavidDowie: The Poached and the Poacher

228598  Sadbot: at least all these brony pics aren't haunted house pics...yay...

228567  Not A Bot: pineowlpple?

228546  carpwoman: @karmakat - Dog slobber.

228590  ThoughtlessGentleman: thats a keeper!!!

228573  carpwoman: @Robespierre I still do.

228587  wolfpk: Damn it, there is still 5 left. Plus what SimonSaysGarfunkel said!

228594  Psymon: Too vague, unsure of message

228591  wolfpk: They edited out the goat in the background pissing in the stream.

228591  Himesama: @a robot *My heart will go on flute intensifies*

228592  Himesama: My kids would still lose those around the house.

228592  Nope: Sad, so sad...

228574  grizzly: Hit me, you gotta hit the band.

228591  a robot: I miss @Knice :(

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Teechur
6. VeeKay
7. Ulillillia
8. Aufziehvogel
9. Side Boob
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228490 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Been to Philly once, been to Pat's once. Coincidence? Definitely not.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228347 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 tinyurl.com/…

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228485 Matricii: "I'm so happy you exist!" *gets bear maced for 3 full minutes*

228373 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228353 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo:... and shotgun pellets.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 228318 (897 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
waaaaaat uploaded 228460 (874 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
waffle iron uploaded 228402 (834 points)
beefbeef uploaded 228464 (816 points)
confession uploaded 228167 (803 points)


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 1. Robespierre: 16086 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5702 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3806 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. AFanOfSprite: 2249 points
 8. greg: 2012 points
 9. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
10. majorchamp: 1975 points
11. zip file: 1834 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. doggggggie: 1730 points
14. my wheelhouse: 1673 points
15. Side Boob: 1641 points
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Score:
811
 
 Kaviri: Good day, Sir-Vomits-a-Lot
 Robespierre: Giddyup.
 TurkeyVulture: @Side Boob in the voice of Johnny Cash
 Yurishiro: "Sometimes I wonder why are we still waging war against the fairies."
 Side Boob: And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Death.
Image 226374   01-12-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
257
 
 Xeno: You call that decoration?
 winwolf: Oy! Vey!
Image 226373   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
502
 
 Teechur: How much longer before you can throw a ball? BALL? Did someone say BALL?
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Source of warmth that doesn't move very far.
 funny in the wall: animals are surprisingly cool with infants
 Robespierre: You fucked, and this came out? Kool.
Image 226372   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 226371 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. You have brought shame on us, digabigpig.
Score:
308
 
 glenalec: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 VeeKay: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 Robespierre: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
568
 
 Eleftheros: ROUND TWO... FIGHT!
 tib gubb: fuckin' hipsters, man
 Science: Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home... "Oh, boy."
 dangerkeith3000: There's a glitch in the Matrix.
 ignatz: this reminds me of the scene in Altman's Short Cuts where the two guys exchange photos outside the developers..
 Mr. Shine: *record scratch*
 Mr. Butt: I'm interested in this Freaky Friday remake.
 Yurishiro: Confused.exe
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait...
Image 226369   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
520
 
 Kaviri: Weird at last, weird at last, god almighty, weird at last!
 a robot: Me as a fish.
Image 226368   01-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
415
 
 Teechur: Driving the dream....
 Yurishiro: Smart.
 Nope: Ol Half Torso Harry is up to his tricks again
Image 226367   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
317
 
 E. HONDA: First I'll need you to complete a Captcha to confirm you're a human
 Yurishiro: Instructions unclear. Shat on the doormat.
Image 226366   01-12-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
524
 
 trelyate: maybe. who is Off Mate?
 dangerkeith3000: I hate group chats.
 Yurishiro: WILL* you fuck off mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A UK 'comedian' did "The Dave Gorman Project" on similar lines. He can be quite funny sometimes but the largely mirthless build-up interludes do drag, somewhat
Image 226365   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
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