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258024  XLY: beauty of North korea

258048  Lantry: The annual trade, where each country tries to get rid of their most annoying child.

258066  frenk: Cool! I'll see you in 2 days when this is classiced for the 12th time.

257828  Mr Bleak: They have spotted #257827

257836  Mr Bleak: Two in the pink, and ... let's not go there.

258047  apoxia: I made a cover for the cot our of a net curtain to stop the cat from trying to sleep with the baby.

258058  apoxia: I hope those are safety matches

258044  Terrh: SHINY!

258050  HandBanana: Your catnip is bad and you should feel bad!!!

258059  HandBanana: Nothing really matters..... anyone can see...... nothing really matters..... nothing really matters...... to meeeeeeeeee......

258069  m o l e m a n: Home for sale. Lifetime supply of honey included in purchase price.

258070  dobbiesdoogs: keep calm and lick fast

258044  dobbiesdoogs: this kills the human

258054  dobbiesdoogs: we have fun

258048  Felicity: @Knice Only if you see the Queen of Diamonds

258051  Felicity: Not a problem! Iron Man went through many version of his suit. Remember the lumpy gray Iron Man?

257855  Mr Bleak: I heard that yo momma was doing some modeling work.

258061  Felicity: I liked their song Selfie

258070  Amy Housewine: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.

258062  Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.

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257996 Entertainmentalist: That is Neil Diamond, and it's been close to 50 years since the album it was on was released, so "aging well" is pretty relative. I got curious, the video of this performance on Youtube is awful...should've just played a karaoke track rather than singing along, out of synch, with his own song.

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257855 Mr Bleak: I heard that yo momma was doing some modeling work.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

258009 tib gubb: scare them crap out of them - chicks love that



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 Teechur: How much longer before you can throw a ball? BALL? Did someone say BALL?
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Source of warmth that doesn't move very far.
 funny in the wall: animals are surprisingly cool with infants
 saluted: You fucked, and this came out? Kool.
Image 226372   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 226371 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by digabigpig. Boo, digabigpig.
Score:
308
 
 Albo Grungus: I learned exactly this when I over-wintered in Northern China!
 VeeKay: Or wear spiky clip on things on your shoes.
 Kaviri: Walk like an emperor.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic woah. Maybe a direct link is a better idea... static.sluggy.com/comics/900/…
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic my comment reminds me of this #2000-10-12">archives.sluggy.com/…
 Spazstatic: I tried keeping my knees loose before, but my legs fell off.
 highdra: @XLY It's a Weeble thing - don't knock it until you've tried it.
 XLY: but penguins fall over all the damn time, straight onto their faces!
Image 226370   01-12-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
595
 
 Eleftheros: ROUND TWO... FIGHT!
 tib gubb: fuckin' hipsters, man
 Science: Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home... "Oh, boy."
 dangerkeith3000: There's a glitch in the Matrix.
 ignatz: this reminds me of the scene in Altman's Short Cuts where the two guys exchange photos outside the developers..
 Mr. Shine: *record scratch*
 Mr. Butt: I'm interested in this Freaky Friday remake.
 Watch Out: Confused.exe
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait...
Image 226369   01-12-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
520
 
 Kaviri: Weird at last, weird at last, god almighty, weird at last!
 a robot: Me as a fish.
Image 226368   01-12-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
415
 
 Teechur: Driving the dream....
 georgerino: Smart.
 Nope: Ol Half Torso Harry is up to his tricks again
Image 226367   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
317
 
 E. HONDA: First I'll need you to complete a Captcha to confirm you're a human
 Morn Bumbies: Instructions unclear. Shat on the doormat.
Image 226366   01-12-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
524
 
 trelyate: maybe. who is Off Mate?
 dangerkeith3000: I hate group chats.
 White Male: WILL* you fuck off mate.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A UK 'comedian' did "The Dave Gorman Project" on similar lines. He can be quite funny sometimes but the largely mirthless build-up interludes do drag, somewhat
Image 226365   01-12-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
930
 
 Korrok: Korrok refuses....
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # Mr Clover-Lover, Mmmmmmm # "
Image 226364   01-12-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
260
 
 VeeKay: @Ulillillia or seventy pence.
 Ulillillia: Three American dollars and two American quarters, in Scotland.
 Black Jesus: Too soon.
 lebron: Something something Irn Bru.
 Nope: Tired Jokes?
Image 226363   01-12-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
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