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227378  PenguinBartender: I will eat. For. Weeks.

227360  dangerkeith3000: Kosmo Kramer, is that you?

227361  dangerkeith3000: Facebook isn't real life. Tho some people act like it is.

227322  Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there. Especially considering the stereotypical "outhouse" door.

227384  Scoo: Box of Holding

227362  dangerkeith3000: The Secret of NIMH 3

227365  dangerkeith3000: That is totally Chelsea Clinton on the far right.

227382  Mr. Whiskers: HD makes the MGM logo look weak as heck

227368  dangerkeith3000: That crappy (or so bad, it's good) Stephen King movie "Maximum Overdrive"

227368  dangerkeith3000: Ultimate bumper cars.

227370  dangerkeith3000: @jochenau A wonderful instance where spending NO time and money will improve results.

227381  Mr. Butt: @Micro Jackson m.youtube.com/…

227371  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahahahahaha

227384  Ulillillia: Really Useful Box for Mascots on the right.

227230  DimwaldtThrockmorton: Try it he said. It will revolutionize motoring he said

227339  Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Raffi's sister

227383  Scoo: Orcs-and-pants-and-orcs-and-pants-and-orcs-and-pants

227345  Ulillillia: BILL SKELETOR

227350  Ulillillia: The sun is set. The stars shine in the sky. The night air is tinged with anticipation. And it is time to meet the Continental.

227353  Robespierre: Everybody hates 1962.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
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9. Aufziehvogel
10. Side Boob



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227167 DrinkMixMan: Ice see you

227338 Mad Collager: For an entire book devoted to this: amazon.com/Naughty-Victorian-Hand-Book-Rediscovered/dp/0894806246/…

227287 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227291 Robespierre: Crumple zones galore.

227208 Science: "That's not fair, Chief! Our seabags are full of Jap skulls and war trophies, and he gets a dame?"

227346 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to find that Greek "porne" (prostitute) is not cognate, but comes from a root meaning "sell".

227238 KyleisBobDole: @Peter Pantsless @Spazstatic I last ended up on that big science ship flying around so who knows where I am now,but I'm cmdr drsynthesizer iffen y'all wanna do some AG wing stuff.

227214 Science: @funny in the wall: Couldn't say, though a few weeks without shouldn't be an issue, unless you ate like two pounds of cheese. If I had to take a pill to eat cheese, I would do it in a heartbeat. Cheese is wonderful.

227162 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else read this as "It's fun to be a lobster?"



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 7. jimbiscuit: 1867 points
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11. berlin: 1743 points
12. boxboxbox: 1693 points
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 Robespierre: @White Rice Whoa - some people sure know how to live!
 White Rice: @Robespierre nah, a newer Lamborghini. It was at the dealership in San Francisco (getting work done or just for storage, not sure either way) and this kid broke in, got the keys, stole it & took it to Oakland (the kid also tried to murder a girl & her boyfriend because she didnt return his advances, but he failed at that)
 Robespierre: @White Rice Which car? His '69 Camaro SS? Nice ride!
 White Rice: @Robespierre so, his overenthusiastic, super loud & pretty obnoxious personality is either mostly an act, or hes just really good at dialing it back when he really needs to. I was working at the courthouse where he had to go to testify after his car (among other things) was stolen, and while he had a little entourage with him, nobody was loud, boisterous, or even a little out of place (no over the top attire either). I think he just kinda fell into the media personality hes known for, and unfortunately for us it just happened to be SUPER EXCITED & INTENSE 24/7/365/...WOOOOOO!
 Robespierre: @a sedated moose It's also the name of a Hoodoo Gurus album.
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre "Magna Cum Louder" is my dancing name.
 Robespierre: @Science True, true; but I just wish he could dial back the shouty a little - which ain't gonna happen. He's Magna cum Louder of the California Institute for the Overenthusiastic.
 Otterman: He's gonna eat that Cambodian guy!
 Science: @mexican: Regardless of your thoughts, he's a good guy who donates a lot of time to charity and gives local restaurants free nationwide advertising.
 FabricMan: @Coach Teacher [Incredible Hulk theme music plays]
 mexican: Jesus Christ stop posting this troglodyte already.
 Coach Teacher: Having been ousted as Mayor of Flavourtown, Guy hit the open road, wind at his back, searching for the day's leftovers and overly chlorinated swimming pools, desperately clinging to a life he once had.
Image 226356   01-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
157
 
 tib gubb: this is called the milky way chug
 Robespierre: It's eclipsing! IT'S ECLIPSING!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Move over, Brian May - this is Astronomy's Freddie Mercury
 Demon Universe: She looks strong. I aint gonna say **** about it.
 Coach Teacher: I'm going to go ahead and say that i finally found the demographic responsible for all my coffee cups warning me that my coffee is hot.
Image 226355   01-12-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
253
 
 Robespierre: Timely? I get it - you vape.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Rudolph wanted to join THOSE reindeer games
Image 226354   01-12-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
156
 
 FabricMan: It's called a trash can, not a trash can't.
Image 226353   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
693
 
 a robot: Quality tested by a certified expert!
 Side Boob: ...slightly used catnip 1.00
 Coach Teacher: And here we see Lil Wayne, having finally done up all the drugs in America. Ghe opiod epidemic is solved.
 Teechur: *catnap in a bingebasket
Image 226352   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
290
 
 Felicity: Started ironing her laundry and didnt know when to stop
 dangerkeith3000: Way too thin
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town - beep-beep.
 addend: "And the shoes? Little foot-boats, of course!"
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur Um, radio towers exist to control our minds, not to evade the curvature of the earth.
 Teechur: Crazy flat-earthers
 Coach Teacher: Obvious rectangle people conspiracy. Look away, children. This is not what humans look like.
 Yurishiro: Too much irony here.
Image 226351   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
776
 
 Beeble: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
 Not A Bot: To be honest, wrong. Cocaine isn't difficult to track down.
 Coach Teacher: It's made from monkey cum, you know. The drug, it's made from monkey cum. They get all these monkeys and they put them in a room and make them jack off, using special animal pornography. Like really kinky stuff. Like a bat and a cat, or a parrot and a dog...
 Yurishiro: It's nice to see the media covering something positive for once.
Image 226350   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
448
 
 Mad Collager: Six out of seven dwarf cars are not Happy.
 Side Boob: The 2018 lolcar. Transportation for the 'sophisticated' memelord.
 addend: Road-rage magnet.
 Coach Teacher: The fuck you smilin' 'bout, kid. You fuckin' hipster ass punk kid. Punk.
 Yurishiro: :D
Image 226349   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
327
 
 VeeKay: That reek of raw fatty meat.
 UltraBeverly: You're next
 tib gubb: delicious murder
 Coach Teacher: J. Dahmer: The Early Years.
 Yurishiro: 99%fat meat
Image 226348   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
179
 
 a robot: And all these mineral supplements are available together on one giant aisle at the drugstore! Take one of each and it will give you florescent colored urine and have basically no other effect.
 Darmstadtium: Needs more dolomite
 sparenamelaptopdied: *most components widely recycled
 addend: Healthy prostate, but no nads. :(
 Coach Teacher: Raw chicken: improves bone density. *returns to cheeseburger*
 Yurishiro: @apoxia Carl Sagan and the mysteries of the cosmos? (yes you should google it)
 apoxia: We are made of star stuff.
Image 226347   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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