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268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

268739  White Rice: @trelyate I mean, when it was small on that memo card it didn't seem so bad, but blown up to this size...it's just obscene.

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268749  lecj07: *high fives the pupper*

268751  lecj07: I can guarantee there are no low tables in this house. We lost many lamps and glasses to near lethal lab tails when I was a kid.

268749  Mr. Butt: That's bullshit I did not sniff her I did not. Oh hi Mark.

268747  Knice: Butter & sugar= relationship goals

268731  AlexDeLarge: Battery acid, fucknuts!

268749  Knice: Sup dawg?

268745  AlexDeLarge: Real life porg

268738  Uncle Phil: Just take the donut.

268747  a robot: I mean unless you had no cupboard space or lived in a studio or something, I guess

268747  a robot: Storing pots and pans in the oven seems like some kind of moral failing to me. I'm a fucking slob but I have my limits

268747  Teechur: Leave the normal ones in there, I guess.

268719  Teechur: Sorry, doggo. We'll find another one.

268726  Teechur: Go Fix Your Yugo, Fine Friend.

268729  Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.

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 Troll: @White Rice Whoa - some people sure know how to live!
 White Rice: @Robespierre nah, a newer Lamborghini. It was at the dealership in San Francisco (getting work done or just for storage, not sure either way) and this kid broke in, got the keys, stole it & took it to Oakland (the kid also tried to murder a girl & her boyfriend because she didnt return his advances, but he failed at that)
 youshall: @White Rice Which car? His '69 Camaro SS? Nice ride!
 White Rice: @Robespierre so, his overenthusiastic, super loud & pretty obnoxious personality is either mostly an act, or hes just really good at dialing it back when he really needs to. I was working at the courthouse where he had to go to testify after his car (among other things) was stolen, and while he had a little entourage with him, nobody was loud, boisterous, or even a little out of place (no over the top attire either). I think he just kinda fell into the media personality hes known for, and unfortunately for us it just happened to be SUPER EXCITED & INTENSE 24/7/365/...WOOOOOO!
 seahawks: @a sedated moose It's also the name of a Hoodoo Gurus album.
 a sedated moose: @Robespierre "Magna Cum Louder" is my dancing name.
 magicmormon: @Science True, true; but I just wish he could dial back the shouty a little - which ain't gonna happen. He's Magna cum Louder of the California Institute for the Overenthusiastic.
 Otterman: He's gonna eat that Cambodian guy!
 Science: @mexican: Regardless of your thoughts, he's a good guy who donates a lot of time to charity and gives local restaurants free nationwide advertising.
 FabricMan: @Coach Teacher [Incredible Hulk theme music plays]
 mexican: Jesus Christ stop posting this troglodyte already.
 Coach Teacher: Having been ousted as Mayor of Flavourtown, Guy hit the open road, wind at his back, searching for the day's leftovers and overly chlorinated swimming pools, desperately clinging to a life he once had.
Image 226356   01-12-18   Uploaded by    chemical
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 tib gubb: this is called the milky way chug
 Double-Munched Tacotito: It's eclipsing! IT'S ECLIPSING!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Move over, Brian May - this is Astronomy's Freddie Mercury
 Demon Universe: She looks strong. I aint gonna say **** about it.
 Coach Teacher: I'm going to go ahead and say that i finally found the demographic responsible for all my coffee cups warning me that my coffee is hot.
Image 226355   01-12-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
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 Larp Belb: Timely? I get it - you vape.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Rudolph wanted to join THOSE reindeer games
Image 226354   01-12-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
156
 
 FabricMan: It's called a trash can, not a trash can't.
Image 226353   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
720
 
 Mr Bleak: Catnip catnap
 a robot: Quality tested by a certified expert!
 Side Boob: ...slightly used catnip 1.00
 Coach Teacher: And here we see Lil Wayne, having finally done up all the drugs in America. Ghe opiod epidemic is solved.
 Teechur: *catnap in a bingebasket
Image 226352   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
290
 
 Chaplin: Started ironing her laundry and didnt know when to stop
 dangerkeith3000: Way too thin
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 hexxx: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town - beep-beep.
 addend: "And the shoes? Little foot-boats, of course!"
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur Um, radio towers exist to control our minds, not to evade the curvature of the earth.
 Teechur: Crazy flat-earthers
 Coach Teacher: Obvious rectangle people conspiracy. Look away, children. This is not what humans look like.
 BabyVaccine: Too much irony here.
Image 226351   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
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 Beeble: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
 Not A Bot: To be honest, wrong. Cocaine isn't difficult to track down.
 professorpig: It's nice to see the media covering something positive for once.
Image 226350   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
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 Mad Collager: Six out of seven dwarf cars are not Happy.
 Side Boob: The 2018 lolcar. Transportation for the 'sophisticated' memelord.
 addend: Road-rage magnet.
 Coach Teacher: The fuck you smilin' 'bout, kid. You fuckin' hipster ass punk kid. Punk.
 GiveMePlus: :D
Image 226349   01-12-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
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 VeeKay: That reek of raw fatty meat.
 UltraBeverly: You're next
 tib gubb: delicious murder
 Coach Teacher: J. Dahmer: The Early Years.
 beckybecky: 99%fat meat
Image 226348   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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 a robot: And all these mineral supplements are available together on one giant aisle at the drugstore! Take one of each and it will give you florescent colored urine and have basically no other effect.
 Darmstadtium: Needs more dolomite
 sparenamelaptopdied: *most components widely recycled
 addend: Healthy prostate, but no nads. :(
 Coach Teacher: Raw chicken: improves bone density. *returns to cheeseburger*
 berlin: @apoxia Carl Sagan and the mysteries of the cosmos? (yes you should google it)
 apoxia: We are made of star stuff.
Image 226347   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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