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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
720
 
 Thirt Brongo: Catnip catnap
 Frert Plombies: Quality tested by a certified expert!
 Bing Plemopert: ...slightly used catnip 1.00
 Daft Rempupert: And here we see Lil Wayne, having finally done up all the drugs in America. Ghe opiod epidemic is solved.
 Ping Cremungus: *catnap in a bingebasket
Image 226352   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rarb Flumopert
Score:
290
 
 Jewn Drumopert: Started ironing her laundry and didnt know when to stop
 Giple Horpumple: Way too thin
 Lart Morpuble: Stylish AND practical!
 Truwn Grumple: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town - beep-beep.
 Leple Brumbies: "And the shoes? Little foot-boats, of course!"
 Traft Albupert: @Teechur Um, radio towers exist to control our minds, not to evade the curvature of the earth.
 Jurb Morpongo: Crazy flat-earthers
 Pirbo Flumongus: Obvious rectangle people conspiracy. Look away, children. This is not what humans look like.
 Pilm Flumomple: Too much irony here.
Image 226351   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Crelm Flumoble
Score:
776
 
 Rarbo Brumbies: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
 Moft Rempongo: To be honest, wrong. Cocaine isn't difficult to track down.
 Vorm Plopert: It's nice to see the media covering something positive for once.
Image 226350   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Trumpo Bromple
Score:
448
 
 Vumpo Gruble: Six out of seven dwarf cars are not Happy.
 Theld Bruble: The 2018 lolcar. Transportation for the 'sophisticated' memelord.
 Rurt Cremuble: Road-rage magnet.
 Palm Cremumbies: The fuck you smilin' 'bout, kid. You fuckin' hipster ass punk kid. Punk.
 Puld Drumoble: :D
Image 226349   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rewn Plungo
Score:
327
 
 Fremp Plemoble: That reek of raw fatty meat.
 Jampo Brombies: You're next
 Rung Dampumple: delicious murder
 Ruft Horpomple: J. Dahmer: The Early Years.
 Garm Grunuble: 99%fat meat
Image 226348   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Freld Horpungus
Score:
207
 
 Parb Plongo: And all these mineral supplements are available together on one giant aisle at the drugstore! Take one of each and it will give you florescent colored urine and have basically no other effect.
 Frirm Grunongus: Needs more dolomite
 Thango Rempumbies: *most components widely recycled
 Crirm Drumomple: Healthy prostate, but no nads. :(
 Lingo Plemoble: Raw chicken: improves bone density. *returns to cheeseburger*
 Flirbo Flungus: @apoxia Carl Sagan and the mysteries of the cosmos? (yes you should google it)
 Dorb Morpumple: We are made of star stuff.
Image 226347   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Hurbo Grunombies
Image 226346 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mentos Pormer. You have brought shame on us, Mentos Pormer.
Score:
849
 
 Crongo Cremongo: @Felicity down one. Fat thumbs.
 Thump Dampopert: @Coach Teacher 40 years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
 Maple Plemumple: *Cats* and dogs, *living* together...
 Rulm Grungo: @Coach Teacher Have you read Moonmoon's Mission Statement? Perhaps you should read Moonmoon's Mission Statement.
 Trongo Grunupert: @Coach Teacher Go away; your mother's calling you.
 Girbo Dampongo: @Coach Teacher Wanna cool it with the bot abuse there, pal?
 Verb Rempongo: @Coach Teacher's secret identity must be Frank Booth.
 Ruft Morpopert: @Yurishiro That's what a fucking bot would have us think! Quick, throw Yushiro in the lake. If that fucking fucker floats, they're an AI agent or apologist! Who do you work for!?
 Rurm Grunuble: @Coach Teacher @zrj235 Just let it go, with all this poison you hurt only yourselves.
 Jart Dampungus: @zrj235 My first and third wives were both AI. Trust me, bruh, i could tell you some shit about things. Pro tip: don't ever tie an AI up, attach cinder blocks to it, and throw it off a bridge. They get sooooo mad about that shit.
Image 226345   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Rongo Plupert
Score:
643
 
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Image 226344   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Cruwn Morpomple
Score:
738
 
 Palm Gropert: jpg artefacts = (I'll let you guess)
 Frold Rempongus: "Bla-blaa, I want to suck your blood! ...Or do I?"
Image 226343   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jarb Horpungus
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