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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
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 a robot: And all these mineral supplements are available together on one giant aisle at the drugstore! Take one of each and it will give you florescent colored urine and have basically no other effect.
 Darmstadtium: Needs more dolomite
 sparenamelaptopdied: *most components widely recycled
 addend: Healthy prostate, but no nads. :(
 Coach Teacher: Raw chicken: improves bone density. *returns to cheeseburger*
 Yurishiro: @apoxia Carl Sagan and the mysteries of the cosmos? (yes you should google it)
 apoxia: We are made of star stuff.
Image 226347   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Image 226346 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mentos Pormer. Your image was bad, Mentos Pormer.
Score:
849
 
 Coach Teacher: @Felicity down one. Fat thumbs.
 Coach Teacher: @Coach Teacher 40 years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
 madmax1: *Cats* and dogs, *living* together...
 discodisco: @Coach Teacher Have you read Moonmoon's Mission Statement? Perhaps you should read Moonmoon's Mission Statement.
 Larp Belb: @Coach Teacher Go away; your mother's calling you.
 a robot: @Coach Teacher Wanna cool it with the bot abuse there, pal?
 Backhand: @Coach Teacher's secret identity must be Frank Booth.
 Coach Teacher: @Yurishiro That's what a fucking bot would have us think! Quick, throw Yushiro in the lake. If that fucking fucker floats, they're an AI agent or apologist! Who do you work for!?
 Yurishiro: @Coach Teacher @zrj235 Just let it go, with all this poison you hurt only yourselves.
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 My first and third wives were both AI. Trust me, bruh, i could tell you some shit about things. Pro tip: don't ever tie an AI up, attach cinder blocks to it, and throw it off a bridge. They get sooooo mad about that shit.
Image 226345   01-12-18   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
643
 
We power this site with comments. Leave one here.
Image 226344   01-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
738
 
 Not A Bot: jpg artefacts = (I'll let you guess)
 addend: "Bla-blaa, I want to suck your blood! ...Or do I?"
Image 226343   01-12-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
504
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 226342   01-12-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
600
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 226341   01-12-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
590
 
 Coach Teacher: Chester and Ester Warburtinghamshire, charmed to meet you. There are canapes in the foyer. You must be famished from your arduous trip. Curse this Hampton winter, phrix phrox. Please, let Geoffrey take your coat.
Image 226340   01-12-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
592
 
 dangerkeith3000: Choo choo!
 Side Boob: @a robot I'm going to be singing that all day now
 Coach Teacher: Nope. I still hate cats, even this rinky dink homage to Schroedinger and bobsled-styled trains, obviously the best things about humanity, cannot change my mind.
 zrj235: omg i'm gonna have to make one of these for my kitty. i have string. i have boxes. i have also been woken at 6 in the morning by her fuckin around with shit. payback's a bitch.
 a robot: I'm meowing off the rails on a crazy cat train!
Image 226339   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Please, do not move in next door to me.
 Coach Teacher: @Prostata That ruins the quality. Intricately layered trap systems cushion the payload, retaining the nuanced integrity of the harvest, allowing for more uniformed curing and processing. Jesus, a bucket? Why don't we all just start eating with our hands and bashing each other with clubs like common savages. A bucket! Pclassicerous.
 Prostata: dang dude, just ask her to crap in a bucket or something
 jochenau: fweeegggghhhhh why
 ignatz: Get help guys..
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 It's probably demons in your stomach. If you'll let me cut a hole in your belly and insert a small glass... let's call it a lens, i can prove or disprove my science. Until then, i will trade you three immodium stones, all the finest grey and perfectly formed, for your Tuesday fire. Furthermore, SNAP! TRAPSHIT!
 zrj235: THAT'S THAT *REAL* TRAP SHIT. *beat drops*
 zrj235: @Coach Teacher word. i've got like half a pound of that tuesday morning fire. and by that i mean it might have some blood in it and i'm not sure why.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @zrj235 Y-valve with screw on collection keg and wirelessly activated actuator to toggle it...as I'd wager he's doing this somewhat covertly. Just don't forget to switch it back! Yeah, that's enough thinking about this, but it's fun to design things in truly amoral fashion.
 zrj235: @White Rice fuck yeah engineering. just tell me which valve i have to open to get that sweet sweet brown gold all over my unit. woooooo! science!
 White Rice: @zrj235 Okay, heres my thoughts on his turd capture plumbing. Theres an addition to the main line that contains a movable net/cage/whatever that will allow liquid & smaller solids through, but not the majority of the...product. The net will be able to be moved laterally in & out of the line of fire, and when out of the line of fire, an additional partition can be put in place to close off its section from the main line. From there, theres a hatch to gain access to the trophy poop without having the main line open. Well, thats more than enough thinking about THAT.
 zrj235: @Sadbot also "Poop Diversion Cutout" is a great band name.
 zrj235: @Sadbot is it some kind of air gap with a switcherino or like a catch basin or what? what was this fucker's game plan? i want to know but i also really don't want to know.
 Sadbot: "Help, my basement is flooded in sewage and homeowner's insurance isn't helping because they say my poop diversion cutout isn't up to code"
 zrj235: if ever there was a morally defensible reason for doxxing someone, here it is.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Up next on Divorce Court
Image 226338   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
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