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243894  Knice: She looks happier on the right.

243899  Knice: Sick burn.

243892  Warrax: Bullshit. Nobody eats apples.

243897  Demon Universe: Just... just... Ill have a synonym roll, I guess.

243877  Korrok: I can dig it....

243815  jazzjunkie: Timely

243874  BavidDowie: Snooooop (Snoop-Dogg)

243812  piranharama: I dont think that word means what you think it means

243899  WannaBee: Yeah toast!

243897  Coolguy: awww geeez...

243894  Urn BooUrn: Good for her.

243886  Coolguy: Does it make me crazy to be going to collage later in life because I am curious about math and science stuff? Like right now in my modern physics course we just finished talking about Special Relativity and Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle? I mean I have an ok job but am going to school part time for my BS in math. So far I think its worth it, but some people look at me crazy.

243870  Not A Bot: but don't you see, increasing the minimum wage will force wal-mart to go bankrupt!

243792  Ment Thorp: hahah @Wooden Spoon

243892  Spazstatic: $250,000 in debt? So as long as you don't play golf on your lunch tomorrow you'll be up again.

243895  glenalec: Oh, I see. The tool includes a useful pencil sharpener.

243894  Spazstatic: Looks good both ways, but whatever way feels right is the best way.

243894  Nope: And?

243886  Teechur: @jochenau I DID know it was an option for me. My parents told me it was not. I was at an HVAC guy's house to buy a part for my furnace a while back. 72" TV on the wall, 6-bay garage with lots of shiny cars and trucks. If I were still in my 20s with no kids, I would consider shifting careers. But with 2 kids headed to college soon, I need the steady income.

243901  Nope: Well Dick Deal I brought my Cock Coupon... wait..

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243778 Kaviri: CtllHAVlX is opening for Amon Amarth this weekend. I'm painting my face early so it will look extra distressed for the concert!

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….

243787 VeeKay: Fingerbanged in the ass by my own finger

243797 glenalec: They lead to a big shed.

243638 XLY: holy shit

243847 Shay: I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

243841 White Rice: @fanny heh, I guess I was seeing it more as an arrival than a departure (also, someone mentioned it was the curved/angled apostrophes/quotation marks that stopped working, and that purely verticle ones work fine (which I found on my phone when holding over the regular ones, then selecting " ' " instead of the standard ones)). Note sure how to specify quotation mark/apostrophe types on a desktop, but at least I've got my mobile ones down.

243783 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"

243805 Kaviri: And that was a short play by the cast members of the friendly spaceship. I hope you all have enjoyed tonight's entertainment and have a safe journey home. Goodnight!

243792 Ment Thorp: hahah @Wooden Spoon



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Image 226344   01-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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 Not A Bot: jpg artefacts = (I'll let you guess)
 addend: "Bla-blaa, I want to suck your blood! ...Or do I?"
Image 226343   01-12-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
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Image 226342   01-12-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
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Image 226341   01-12-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
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 Coach Teacher: Chester and Ester Warburtinghamshire, charmed to meet you. There are canapes in the foyer. You must be famished from your arduous trip. Curse this Hampton winter, phrix phrox. Please, let Geoffrey take your coat.
Image 226340   01-12-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Choo choo!
 Side Boob: @a robot I'm going to be singing that all day now
 Coach Teacher: Nope. I still hate cats, even this rinky dink homage to Schroedinger and bobsled-styled trains, obviously the best things about humanity, cannot change my mind.
 zrj235: omg i'm gonna have to make one of these for my kitty. i have string. i have boxes. i have also been woken at 6 in the morning by her fuckin around with shit. payback's a bitch.
 a robot: I'm meowing off the rails on a crazy cat train!
Image 226339   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Please, do not move in next door to me.
 Coach Teacher: @Prostata That ruins the quality. Intricately layered trap systems cushion the payload, retaining the nuanced integrity of the harvest, allowing for more uniformed curing and processing. Jesus, a bucket? Why don't we all just start eating with our hands and bashing each other with clubs like common savages. A bucket! Pclassicerous.
 Prostata: dang dude, just ask her to crap in a bucket or something
 jochenau: fweeegggghhhhh why
 ignatz: Get help guys..
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 It's probably demons in your stomach. If you'll let me cut a hole in your belly and insert a small glass... let's call it a lens, i can prove or disprove my science. Until then, i will trade you three immodium stones, all the finest grey and perfectly formed, for your Tuesday fire. Furthermore, SNAP! TRAPSHIT!
 zrj235: THAT'S THAT *REAL* TRAP SHIT. *beat drops*
 zrj235: @Coach Teacher word. i've got like half a pound of that tuesday morning fire. and by that i mean it might have some blood in it and i'm not sure why.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @zrj235 Y-valve with screw on collection keg and wirelessly activated actuator to toggle it...as I'd wager he's doing this somewhat covertly. Just don't forget to switch it back! Yeah, that's enough thinking about this, but it's fun to design things in truly amoral fashion.
 zrj235: @White Rice fuck yeah engineering. just tell me which valve i have to open to get that sweet sweet brown gold all over my unit. woooooo! science!
 White Rice: @zrj235 Okay, heres my thoughts on his turd capture plumbing. Theres an addition to the main line that contains a movable net/cage/whatever that will allow liquid & smaller solids through, but not the majority of the...product. The net will be able to be moved laterally in & out of the line of fire, and when out of the line of fire, an additional partition can be put in place to close off its section from the main line. From there, theres a hatch to gain access to the trophy poop without having the main line open. Well, thats more than enough thinking about THAT.
 zrj235: @Sadbot also "Poop Diversion Cutout" is a great band name.
 zrj235: @Sadbot is it some kind of air gap with a switcherino or like a catch basin or what? what was this fucker's game plan? i want to know but i also really don't want to know.
 Sadbot: "Help, my basement is flooded in sewage and homeowner's insurance isn't helping because they say my poop diversion cutout isn't up to code"
 zrj235: if ever there was a morally defensible reason for doxxing someone, here it is.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Up next on Divorce Court
Image 226338   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
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 a sedated moose: @luxuslurch may be gone, but the legacy lives on.
 Coach Teacher: It... it wants to save me money on my car insurance. Why do its eyes keep spinning? Does anybody else hear that droning, grinding half-brother of white noise? Where is that coming from?
 zrj235: dude, your cat looks sick, i think you need to feed her more
Image 226337   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Futurama. Clamps the robot mobster. So, as far as cross purposes goes, this is a crab flavoured oreo.
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher Well, my comments were making reference to "Horse Outside" by The Rubberbandits ( youtube.com/… ). I dunno where you were trying to take it.
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Well i'm lost. Give 'em the clamps!(?)
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher @Coach Teacher What happens if you try and clamp him?
 funny in the wall: moving in with your girlfriend is a big step
 Ulillillia: In Your Eyes...
 apoxia: Bojack?
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine My horse has custom shoes, so...
 Yurishiro: Run! It's behind you!
 zrj235: Water-repellent Essential OUTDOOR PANTS
 Amy Housewine: Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outs... inside.
Image 226336   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
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 Amy Housewine: Distinguished doggo.
Image 226335   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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