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228601  wolfpk: The ghosts are saying: "Hurry up and get it on already. You can't tease up with a peep show and not deliver!"

228486  RiderFan: His next caption would be, "And where can I find one".

228540  RiderFan: Eating cereal with water? *vomits*

228598  wolfpk: This picture is fake. There are two girls in it.

228599  ThoughtlessGentleman: uhhh how do i get on this tour? i need to know for a friend.

228597  wolfpk: Hay buddy. I know where some really good catnip is. Just open the door amd I'll tell you.

228531  BavidDowie: The Poached and the Poacher

228598  Sadbot: at least all these brony pics aren't haunted house pics...yay...

228567  Not A Bot: pineowlpple?

228546  carpwoman: @karmakat - Dog slobber.

228590  ThoughtlessGentleman: thats a keeper!!!

228573  carpwoman: @Robespierre I still do.

228587  wolfpk: Damn it, there is still 5 left. Plus what SimonSaysGarfunkel said!

228594  Psymon: Too vague, unsure of message

228591  wolfpk: They edited out the goat in the background pissing in the stream.

228591  Himesama: @a robot *My heart will go on flute intensifies*

228592  Himesama: My kids would still lose those around the house.

228592  Nope: Sad, so sad...

228574  grizzly: Hit me, you gotta hit the band.

228591  a robot: I miss @Knice :(

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228490 Robespierre: @Ulillillia Been to Philly once, been to Pat's once. Coincidence? Definitely not.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228347 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 tinyurl.com/…

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228485 Matricii: "I'm so happy you exist!" *gets bear maced for 3 full minutes*

228373 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre TILL I BURN UP

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228353 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo:... and shotgun pellets.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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Score:
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COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 226341   01-12-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
590
 
 Coach Teacher: Chester and Ester Warburtinghamshire, charmed to meet you. There are canapes in the foyer. You must be famished from your arduous trip. Curse this Hampton winter, phrix phrox. Please, let Geoffrey take your coat.
Image 226340   01-12-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
565
 
 dangerkeith3000: Choo choo!
 Side Boob: @a robot I'm going to be singing that all day now
 Coach Teacher: Nope. I still hate cats, even this rinky dink homage to Schroedinger and bobsled-styled trains, obviously the best things about humanity, cannot change my mind.
 zrj235: omg i'm gonna have to make one of these for my kitty. i have string. i have boxes. i have also been woken at 6 in the morning by her fuckin around with shit. payback's a bitch.
 a robot: I'm meowing off the rails on a crazy cat train!
Image 226339   01-12-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
213
 
 Mr Bleak: Please, do not move in next door to me.
 Coach Teacher: @Prostata That ruins the quality. Intricately layered trap systems cushion the payload, retaining the nuanced integrity of the harvest, allowing for more uniformed curing and processing. Jesus, a bucket? Why don't we all just start eating with our hands and bashing each other with clubs like common savages. A bucket! Pclassicerous.
 Prostata: dang dude, just ask her to crap in a bucket or something
 jochenau: fweeegggghhhhh why
 ignatz: Get help guys..
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 It's probably demons in your stomach. If you'll let me cut a hole in your belly and insert a small glass... let's call it a lens, i can prove or disprove my science. Until then, i will trade you three immodium stones, all the finest grey and perfectly formed, for your Tuesday fire. Furthermore, SNAP! TRAPSHIT!
 zrj235: THAT'S THAT *REAL* TRAP SHIT. *beat drops*
 zrj235: @Coach Teacher word. i've got like half a pound of that tuesday morning fire. and by that i mean it might have some blood in it and i'm not sure why.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @zrj235 Y-valve with screw on collection keg and wirelessly activated actuator to toggle it...as I'd wager he's doing this somewhat covertly. Just don't forget to switch it back! Yeah, that's enough thinking about this, but it's fun to design things in truly amoral fashion.
 zrj235: @White Rice fuck yeah engineering. just tell me which valve i have to open to get that sweet sweet brown gold all over my unit. woooooo! science!
 White Rice: @zrj235 Okay, heres my thoughts on his turd capture plumbing. Theres an addition to the main line that contains a movable net/cage/whatever that will allow liquid & smaller solids through, but not the majority of the...product. The net will be able to be moved laterally in & out of the line of fire, and when out of the line of fire, an additional partition can be put in place to close off its section from the main line. From there, theres a hatch to gain access to the trophy poop without having the main line open. Well, thats more than enough thinking about THAT.
 zrj235: @Sadbot also "Poop Diversion Cutout" is a great band name.
 zrj235: @Sadbot is it some kind of air gap with a switcherino or like a catch basin or what? what was this fucker's game plan? i want to know but i also really don't want to know.
 Sadbot: "Help, my basement is flooded in sewage and homeowner's insurance isn't helping because they say my poop diversion cutout isn't up to code"
 zrj235: if ever there was a morally defensible reason for doxxing someone, here it is.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Up next on Divorce Court
Image 226338   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
616
 
 a sedated moose: @luxuslurch may be gone, but the legacy lives on.
 Coach Teacher: It... it wants to save me money on my car insurance. Why do its eyes keep spinning? Does anybody else hear that droning, grinding half-brother of white noise? Where is that coming from?
 zrj235: dude, your cat looks sick, i think you need to feed her more
Image 226337   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
382
 
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Futurama. Clamps the robot mobster. So, as far as cross purposes goes, this is a crab flavoured oreo.
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher Well, my comments were making reference to "Horse Outside" by The Rubberbandits ( youtube.com/… ). I dunno where you were trying to take it.
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Well i'm lost. Give 'em the clamps!(?)
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher @Coach Teacher What happens if you try and clamp him?
 funny in the wall: moving in with your girlfriend is a big step
 Ulillillia: In Your Eyes...
 apoxia: Bojack?
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine My horse has custom shoes, so...
 Yurishiro: Run! It's behind you!
 zrj235: Water-repellent Essential OUTDOOR PANTS
 Amy Housewine: Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outs... inside.
Image 226336   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
634
 
 Amy Housewine: Distinguished doggo.
Image 226335   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
508
 
 Warrax: I think they're cute and cuddly.
 Robespierre: No coffee for YOU.
 Bagels: There should be a percentage for barking
 tib gubb: actually, i've never met a chihuahua that i didn't like
 jochenau: Chihuahuas are humanity's just reward for inflicting this kind of selective breeding on a species.
 Coach Teacher: @Fiveninety You can take your preciously pedantic points and put them in the pantry, sir. Chihuahuas have but two parts, hate and tremble. Everything else we see is an optical illusion created by the lizard overlords. Chihuahua is but our primitive perception of the dichotomous nimbus of hate and trembling that is Chihuahua.
 zrj235: 13.3 percent YO, 33.3 percent QUIERO, 26.6 percent TACO, 26.6 percent BELL, .2 percent REGRET.
 Fiveninety: anatomy would label all of the parts, so this is more like contents.. contents of a chihuahua
 Ulillillia: Adios!
Image 226334   01-12-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
487
 
 Robespierre: Silly rabbi ... oh, never mind.
 Otterman: Is it humid today? I think it's humid today.
 zrj235: @wolfpk sure, we'll go with "rabbit"... yeah. that's my "rabbit". no, he/she/it doesn't bite. as far as i know. honestly, the thing just showed up one day and i can't get rid of... whatever it is.
 wolfpk: @zrj235 a partly shaved angora rabbit (I think)
 zrj235: what. is that.
Image 226333   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
181
 
 glenalec: Fetch the cheese grater!
 Beeble: SOME RAGRETS
 dangerkeith3000: I want some jello pudding
 El hefe: Sees tattoo on bartender, leaves bar
 Coach Teacher: A damn sight better than my personal crest, on my chest, where Roy Moore and Al Franken hold up the Weinstein emblem with the lyrics to Thriller written beneath in Latin. The crest on my chest is tattooed on Charlie Chaplin's vest. So, life choices...
 Aufziehvogel: Hehuahuahuaheheharrharr snortttt
 Dr Awkward: It was an acceptably poor choice that turned into a tragically poor choice
 zrj235: I don't remember getting this tattoo.
 Ulillillia: "This seemed like a good idea in 1991"
Image 226332   01-12-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
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