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237799  Wooden Spoon: Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants!

237901  Teechur: But everything was fine!

237902  Teechur: Nice merkin.

237912  jochenau: That's why there's no sense worrying about this kind of stuff. You are who you are, live with what you've got!

237926  Nope: Fuck art Let's kill

237817  Wooden Spoon: You usually get crabs on fur, not fur on crabs.

237905  Teechur: Hey, when you're done rolling in that, I'd like some pewfume, too.

237921  jochenau: "He kissed me on my bottom!" But seriously, this kind of stuff is terrible.

237931  Nope: Mad with your wife? Talk to her about it like an adult

237908  Teechur: You both should shake with your right hands.

237910  Teechur: Football helmet? Wow, that's kind of cross-cultural....

237898  Not A Bot: Here lies buried Uncle Pol and Antie Histamine

237873  Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237928  glenalec: Rad for something different!

237914  Teechur: MGM ain't got nothin' on you, kitteh!

237921  glenalec: Wot wot?

237916  Teechur: Arrested Fevelopment

237908  fumbduck: Good. Cut the middle man.

237882  Teechur: @fanny Ok, now it's at 375. I am full-blown Gonzo confuzzled.

237913  fumbduck: Stop doing that.

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237857 glenalec: @Mr. Shine - It's because everyone keeps looking in the well.

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

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11. Gomi Day: 2224 points
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 Mr Bleak: Please, do not move in next door to me.
 Coach Teacher: @Prostata That ruins the quality. Intricately layered trap systems cushion the payload, retaining the nuanced integrity of the harvest, allowing for more uniformed curing and processing. Jesus, a bucket? Why don't we all just start eating with our hands and bashing each other with clubs like common savages. A bucket! Pclassicerous.
 Prostata: dang dude, just ask her to crap in a bucket or something
 jochenau: fweeegggghhhhh why
 ignatz: Get help guys..
 Coach Teacher: @zrj235 It's probably demons in your stomach. If you'll let me cut a hole in your belly and insert a small glass... let's call it a lens, i can prove or disprove my science. Until then, i will trade you three immodium stones, all the finest grey and perfectly formed, for your Tuesday fire. Furthermore, SNAP! TRAPSHIT!
 zrj235: THAT'S THAT *REAL* TRAP SHIT. *beat drops*
 zrj235: @Coach Teacher word. i've got like half a pound of that tuesday morning fire. and by that i mean it might have some blood in it and i'm not sure why.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @zrj235 Y-valve with screw on collection keg and wirelessly activated actuator to toggle I'd wager he's doing this somewhat covertly. Just don't forget to switch it back! Yeah, that's enough thinking about this, but it's fun to design things in truly amoral fashion.
 zrj235: @White Rice fuck yeah engineering. just tell me which valve i have to open to get that sweet sweet brown gold all over my unit. woooooo! science!
 White Rice: @zrj235 Okay, heres my thoughts on his turd capture plumbing. Theres an addition to the main line that contains a movable net/cage/whatever that will allow liquid & smaller solids through, but not the majority of the...product. The net will be able to be moved laterally in & out of the line of fire, and when out of the line of fire, an additional partition can be put in place to close off its section from the main line. From there, theres a hatch to gain access to the trophy poop without having the main line open. Well, thats more than enough thinking about THAT.
 zrj235: @Sadbot also "Poop Diversion Cutout" is a great band name.
 zrj235: @Sadbot is it some kind of air gap with a switcherino or like a catch basin or what? what was this fucker's game plan? i want to know but i also really don't want to know.
 Sadbot: "Help, my basement is flooded in sewage and homeowner's insurance isn't helping because they say my poop diversion cutout isn't up to code"
 zrj235: if ever there was a morally defensible reason for doxxing someone, here it is.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Up next on Divorce Court
Image 226338   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
 a sedated moose: @luxuslurch may be gone, but the legacy lives on.
 Coach Teacher: It... it wants to save me money on my car insurance. Why do its eyes keep spinning? Does anybody else hear that droning, grinding half-brother of white noise? Where is that coming from?
 zrj235: dude, your cat looks sick, i think you need to feed her more
Image 226337   01-12-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Futurama. Clamps the robot mobster. So, as far as cross purposes goes, this is a crab flavoured oreo.
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher Well, my comments were making reference to "Horse Outside" by The Rubberbandits (… ). I dunno where you were trying to take it.
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Well i'm lost. Give 'em the clamps!(?)
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher @Coach Teacher What happens if you try and clamp him?
 funny in the wall: moving in with your girlfriend is a big step
 Ulillillia: In Your Eyes...
 apoxia: Bojack?
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine My horse has custom shoes, so...
 Yurishiro: Run! It's behind you!
 zrj235: Water-repellent Essential OUTDOOR PANTS
 Amy Housewine: Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outs... inside.
Image 226336   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 Amy Housewine: Distinguished doggo.
Image 226335   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
 Warrax: I think they're cute and cuddly.
 Robespierre: No coffee for YOU.
 Bagels: There should be a percentage for barking
 tib gubb: actually, i've never met a chihuahua that i didn't like
 jochenau: Chihuahuas are humanity's just reward for inflicting this kind of selective breeding on a species.
 Coach Teacher: @Fiveninety You can take your preciously pedantic points and put them in the pantry, sir. Chihuahuas have but two parts, hate and tremble. Everything else we see is an optical illusion created by the lizard overlords. Chihuahua is but our primitive perception of the dichotomous nimbus of hate and trembling that is Chihuahua.
 zrj235: 13.3 percent YO, 33.3 percent QUIERO, 26.6 percent TACO, 26.6 percent BELL, .2 percent REGRET.
 Fiveninety: anatomy would label all of the parts, so this is more like contents.. contents of a chihuahua
 Ulillillia: Adios!
Image 226334   01-12-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 Robespierre: Silly rabbi ... oh, never mind.
 Otterman: Is it humid today? I think it's humid today.
 zrj235: @wolfpk sure, we'll go with "rabbit"... yeah. that's my "rabbit". no, he/she/it doesn't bite. as far as i know. honestly, the thing just showed up one day and i can't get rid of... whatever it is.
 wolfpk: @zrj235 a partly shaved angora rabbit (I think)
 zrj235: what. is that.
Image 226333   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
 glenalec: Fetch the cheese grater!
 dangerkeith3000: I want some jello pudding
 El hefe: Sees tattoo on bartender, leaves bar
 Coach Teacher: A damn sight better than my personal crest, on my chest, where Roy Moore and Al Franken hold up the Weinstein emblem with the lyrics to Thriller written beneath in Latin. The crest on my chest is tattooed on Charlie Chaplin's vest. So, life choices...
 Aufziehvogel: Hehuahuahuaheheharrharr snortttt
 Dr Awkward: It was an acceptably poor choice that turned into a tragically poor choice
 zrj235: I don't remember getting this tattoo.
 Ulillillia: "This seemed like a good idea in 1991"
Image 226332   01-12-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
 zrj235: aww he's guarding your drunk ass. good dog. best friend.
Image 226331   01-12-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
 Robespierre: Do me a solid, bo. Now, do me a gas. Eww.
 zrj235: WRONG AGAIN
Image 226330   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
 Robespierre: More truth in there than you'll see on FoxNuuz in a year.
 Dresdenkeogh: Duh nuh nuh nuh, entertainment tonight
 Prostata: laundrotainment
 Side Boob: Time to move...
 zrj235: @Whatever yeah...
 Whatever: Actually its got better programming than whats on the tv.
 zrj235: dude that tv isn't gonna work unless you plug it in
Image 226329   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
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