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273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273255  AlexDeLarge: Always rad for pet rats

273225  KickassHellyeah: same here @addend!!!

273297  Kevin II: Obviously the other pic of them all 25 years older dressed up and posing in the same way got whack offped...

273293  tib gubb: the forest - it is haunted

273267  a robot: The apocalypse is happening but at least we have tacos?

273294  Annoying Vegan : This is me trying to eat less sugar even though my husband is really good at baking.

273265  El hefe: The world leader in nilla wafer research

273279  HermwoodLitmajor: Despite the geometry, would.

273290  Prostata: gtfo with this shit

273292  Prostata: good doggo

273292  ignatz: Yeah but it's Coors Light so what's the point?

273296  ignatz: Is this a sportish thing? I normally associate those marshmallow microphone headsets with sportsing..

273282  tib gubb: turns out granny keeps it realer

273233  Prostata: wtf were you eating in May?

273299  ignatz: Shots when turning dad: cheap.

273281  Air Biscuit: Unknown album you rat!

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Futurama. Clamps the robot mobster. So, as far as cross purposes goes, this is a crab flavoured oreo.
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher Well, my comments were making reference to "Horse Outside" by The Rubberbandits ( youtube.com/… ). I dunno where you were trying to take it.
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Well i'm lost. Give 'em the clamps!(?)
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher @Coach Teacher What happens if you try and clamp him?
 funny in the wall: moving in with your girlfriend is a big step
 Ulillillia: In Your Eyes...
 apoxia: Bojack?
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine My horse has custom shoes, so...
 Niels Bohr: Run! It's behind you!
 zrj235: Water-repellent Essential OUTDOOR PANTS
 Amy Housewine: Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outs... inside.
Image 226336   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
634
 
 Amy Housewine: Distinguished doggo.
Image 226335   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
508
 
 Warrax: I think they're cute and cuddly.
 waffle iron: No coffee for YOU.
 Bagels: There should be a percentage for barking
 tib gubb: actually, i've never met a chihuahua that i didn't like
 jochenau: Chihuahuas are humanity's just reward for inflicting this kind of selective breeding on a species.
 Coach Teacher: @Fiveninety You can take your preciously pedantic points and put them in the pantry, sir. Chihuahuas have but two parts, hate and tremble. Everything else we see is an optical illusion created by the lizard overlords. Chihuahua is but our primitive perception of the dichotomous nimbus of hate and trembling that is Chihuahua.
 zrj235: 13.3 percent YO, 33.3 percent QUIERO, 26.6 percent TACO, 26.6 percent BELL, .2 percent REGRET.
 Fiveninety: anatomy would label all of the parts, so this is more like contents.. contents of a chihuahua
 Ulillillia: Adios!
Image 226334   01-12-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
512
 
 Albo Grungus: Silly rabbi ... oh, never mind.
 kristy: Is it humid today? I think it's humid today.
 zrj235: @wolfpk sure, we'll go with "rabbit"... yeah. that's my "rabbit". no, he/she/it doesn't bite. as far as i know. honestly, the thing just showed up one day and i can't get rid of... whatever it is.
 wolfpk: @zrj235 a partly shaved angora rabbit (I think)
 zrj235: what. is that.
Image 226333   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
181
 
 CheezGrater: Fetch the cheese grater!
 Beeble: SOME RAGRETS
 dangerkeith3000: I want some jello pudding
 El hefe: Sees tattoo on bartender, leaves bar
 Coach Teacher: A damn sight better than my personal crest, on my chest, where Roy Moore and Al Franken hold up the Weinstein emblem with the lyrics to Thriller written beneath in Latin. The crest on my chest is tattooed on Charlie Chaplin's vest. So, life choices...
 Aufziehvogel: Hehuahuahuaheheharrharr snortttt
 Dr Awkward: It was an acceptably poor choice that turned into a tragically poor choice
 zrj235: I don't remember getting this tattoo.
 Ulillillia: "This seemed like a good idea in 1991"
Image 226332   01-12-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
460
 
 zrj235: aww he's guarding your drunk ass. good dog. best friend.
Image 226331   01-12-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
417
 
 lionstrong: Do me a solid, bo. Now, do me a gas. Eww.
 zrj235: WRONG AGAIN
Image 226330   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
322
 
 waffles: More truth in there than you'll see on FoxNuuz in a year.
 Dresdenkeogh: Duh nuh nuh nuh, entertainment tonight
 Prostata: laundrotainment
 Side Boob: Time to move...
 zrj235: @Whatever yeah...
 Whatever: Actually its got better programming than whats on the tv.
 zrj235: dude that tv isn't gonna work unless you plug it in
Image 226329   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
281
 
 zrj235: left some kind of 3d resin tattoo in my hand for like years after that.
 zrj235: me and my friends were having a bowl-scraping party cuz we were all broke and out of weed. and i asked dude to pass me the screwdriver so he tossed it to me, but i caught it right next to the floor and it went all the way through my hand. didn't really hurt at all.
Image 226328   01-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
443
 
 Whatever: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 trelyate: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 sparenamelaptopdied: Death Race 2018
 White Rice: @Whatever ...twice.
 Whatever: Here is where Disco died
 zrj235: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
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