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268238  mexican: The face of existential horror.

268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
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 zrj235: aww he's guarding your drunk ass. good dog. best friend.
Image 226331   01-12-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
417
 
 lionstrong: Do me a solid, bo. Now, do me a gas. Eww.
 zrj235: WRONG AGAIN
Image 226330   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
322
 
 waffles: More truth in there than you'll see on FoxNuuz in a year.
 Dresdenkeogh: Duh nuh nuh nuh, entertainment tonight
 Prostata: laundrotainment
 Side Boob: Time to move...
 zrj235: @Whatever yeah...
 Whatever: Actually its got better programming than whats on the tv.
 zrj235: dude that tv isn't gonna work unless you plug it in
Image 226329   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
281
 
 zrj235: left some kind of 3d resin tattoo in my hand for like years after that.
 zrj235: me and my friends were having a bowl-scraping party cuz we were all broke and out of weed. and i asked dude to pass me the screwdriver so he tossed it to me, but i caught it right next to the floor and it went all the way through my hand. didn't really hurt at all.
Image 226328   01-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
443
 
 Whatever: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 trelyate: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 sparenamelaptopdied: Death Race 2018
 White Rice: @Whatever ...twice.
 Whatever: Here is where Disco died
 zrj235: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
456
 
 mickeyd: Wot about my feets, hoomin?
 phailsauce: @a robot I've read an article about how shoes on a dog/cat can lead to serious injury due to the lost stability/grip and some Just get depressed so I wouldn't suggest that
 zrj235: @a robot he might also appreciate not being out in the fuckin snow
 a robot: Very cute! But he might also appreciate actual booties, not just fashionable legwarmers, to keep those little pawsies warm in the snow
Image 226326   01-11-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
543
 
 Teechur: The picture is reversed as it would be in a selfie. Hmmm...
 a robot: Extra fancy dogs demand to only be washed with San Pellegrino water
 addend: "Actually, this is my daughter, but don't speak to us ever again."
Image 226325   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
640
 
 ssignature: Doggo glory holes
 bookcase: @Bagels priorities amirite?
 Bagels: The snout hole is for easier barking at the neighbors
 boozer: Dogwood!
 Hokie333: Good doggo. Here, take this stick...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We did it. We found the greatest super hero. Fence dog. Round of applause for ourselves people, we can now close up shop.
 Teechur: Snout, snout, let it all out....
 addend: Looks board.
 Ulillillia: Hidden Mickey
Image 226324   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
20
 
 grace: @DrinkMixMan come on
 DrinkMixMan: Get married then waste no time pissing her off playing video games all the time
 Chest Rockwell: You'd be better off just buying the Xbox.
Image 226323   01-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
293
 
 Side Boob: Maybe now Cobra Commander can finally defeat GI Joe.
 Aufziehvogel: This patch was designed for the November 8th 1997 launch of spacecraft USA 136, one of three to enter into the TRUMPET constellation. Nunquam Ante Numquam Iterum translates to never before, never again.
 zrj235: "Kumquats and Snakes, Ants, Kumquats and more Snakes, Again." And everyone said Latin class was useless.
 Bohab: Never before, never again... but with snakes
 addend: She raised her hand to the sky and yelled "How many fingers am I holding up?!" They clearly saw, but would not answer.
Image 226322   01-11-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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