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262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

262489  Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.

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 Vump Plungus: left some kind of 3d resin tattoo in my hand for like years after that.
 Fleft Plumple: me and my friends were having a bowl-scraping party cuz we were all broke and out of weed. and i asked dude to pass me the screwdriver so he tossed it to me, but i caught it right next to the floor and it went all the way through my hand. didn't really hurt at all.
Image 226328   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Girb Rempongus
Score:
443
 
 Thaple Dampumple: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 Fluwn Brungus: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 Rempo Flumombies: Death Race 2018
 Paple Dampumple: @Whatever ...twice.
 Harm Rempungus: Here is where Disco died
 Pemp Grunongo: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 Frimpo Brongus: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Thown Rempupert
Score:
456
 
 Frorbo Horpumbies: Wot about my feets, hoomin?
 Vampo Cremombies: @a robot I've read an article about how shoes on a dog/cat can lead to serious injury due to the lost stability/grip and some Just get depressed so I wouldn't suggest that
 Frempo Drumungo: @a robot he might also appreciate not being out in the fuckin snow
 Puple Plungo: Very cute! But he might also appreciate actual booties, not just fashionable legwarmers, to keep those little pawsies warm in the snow
Image 226326   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Flirt Drumopert
Score:
543
 
 Helm Rempongus: The picture is reversed as it would be in a selfie. Hmmm...
 Dirm Rempungo: Extra fancy dogs demand to only be washed with San Pellegrino water
 Crimp Grunopert: "Actually, this is my daughter, but don't speak to us ever again."
Image 226325   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Pople Alboble
Score:
640
 
 Crampo Rempongo: Doggo glory holes
 Hong Horpongus: @Bagels priorities amirite?
 Fraft Rempopert: The snout hole is for easier barking at the neighbors
 Flirm Dampongo: Dogwood!
 Trirt Morpumple: Good doggo. Here, take this stick...
 Crulm Cremungo: We did it. We found the greatest super hero. Fence dog. Round of applause for ourselves people, we can now close up shop.
 Lort Cremumple: Snout, snout, let it all out....
 Traple Rempomple: Looks board.
 Trimpo Grunuble: Hidden Mickey
Image 226324   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Vaft Flumopert
Score:
20
 
 Flirbo Dampumple: @DrinkMixMan come on
 Fleld Cremomple: Get married then waste no time pissing her off playing video games all the time
 Gort Flumoble: You'd be better off just buying the Xbox.
Image 226323   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Murb Albombies
Score:
293
 
 Durt Rempumple: Maybe now Cobra Commander can finally defeat GI Joe.
 Rawn Albopert: This patch was designed for the November 8th 1997 launch of spacecraft USA 136, one of three to enter into the TRUMPET constellation. Nunquam Ante Numquam Iterum translates to never before, never again.
 Frople Grunongus: "Kumquats and Snakes, Ants, Kumquats and more Snakes, Again." And everyone said Latin class was useless.
 Gemp Brupert: Never before, never again... but with snakes
 Flango Flumple: She raised her hand to the sky and yelled "How many fingers am I holding up?!" They clearly saw, but would not answer.
Image 226322   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Beft Grombies
Score:
790
 
 Vaple Gropert: You did what?!
 Freft Cremungo: thermometer will go where...?!
 Jump Dampumbies: @a robot only if they stop getting naked in fron of me.
 Dimpo Rempongo: Stop getting naked in front of your pets!
Image 226321   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Cralm Morpongus
Score:
514
 
 Frumpo Flungo: @Robespierre @Ulillillia yeah i did that too, but i think this one might be too powerful to defeat. jeez, if i wanted to look at my phone, i'd look at my phone.
 Craft Plemuble: I'm the pop-up ad as soon as the boss fight starts.
 Crurb Morpoble: (Posts the 155,297th note. Criticizes the previous note for being a "classic".)
 Darb Flumupert: I'm the guy clicking the Bad button.
 Goft Plongus: DEATH TO ALL FONE SCREENCAPS
Image 226320   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Thown Brombies
Score:
499
 
 Vemp Flungus: What if it makes a Jesus-shaped splat on the wall? WHAT THEN?!
 Gurm Cremongus: That moment when the joke religion has more photographic proof of its lord and savior than the real ones.
 Golm Plungo: something's wrong with your gravity.
 Vuple Morpupert: Looks like that spaghetti is done.
 Vold Brungus: Beware of the flying spaghetti monster!
 Frerb Flumupert: Behold it's noodley appendage
 Crift Morpombies: @Robespierre is that somehow related to The Noodle Incident, or is it its own incident?
 Mump Albongus: Ah, yes - The Spaghetti Incident live action looks promising.
Image 226319   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Gamp Cremuble
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