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249492  Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.

249492  WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.

249493  WTF: Senor Esqueleto of course!

249495  WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.

249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
265
 
 Prostata: 100% snake oil
 zrj235: ok, it's technically illicit amphetamine analogs, but hey. pH strips don't test for that.
 addend: "Trust me, it's alkaline."
 Fiveninety: also, water with stuff added to it != pure
 Nope: We're too AWESOME for the FDA
 Fiveninety: i think you should still test it.. especially because you make it sound like it's watered-down drain cleaner
 Sandor: Does that mean the pH is above 14??
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Boiled tap water sent through a Brita filter.
Image 226315   01-11-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
466
 
 younglink: Wonder if it made bagels.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Raisin Donuts are my favorite
 Science: "No bookkeeping!" In other words, "Don't report your earnings!"
 addend: Oh, the yearning to be new, greaseless, and different!
 dobbiesdoogs: comment spam was different in the 50's
Image 226314   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
699
 
 Bad Dad: Ah, that brings back memories!
 DrinkMixMan: Haha got me again Spookissimus
 sparenamelaptopdied: Then Alice met the Cheshire Caterpillar..
 Ulillillia: Grab them by the spookissimus
 El hefe: My basement too
 Skaalar: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Wait until you start those goddamn bats.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Image 226313   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
573
 
 ignatz: Flappy New Ears to you too
Image 226312   01-11-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
472
 
 mexican: The label takes away from it in my opinion.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im a fun doctor. We have fun at my office. See this? Isnt that fun?! Hahaha! Okay, now lets see that bhole.
 Ulillillia: "You really need to stop swallowing those plastic toppers on pizzas"
Image 226311   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
948
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot This is a rad pic tho
 Not A Bot: My bad votes are not replenishing. There is shit EVERYWHERE !!! :(
Image 226310   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
228
 
 Amy Housewine: 'Water Cup' is presumably a euphemism for something obscene.
 Joseph: [drinks straight from the machine and burps loudly]
 Side Boob: Gang initiation for Heck's Angels
 mexican: This is the pettiest shit. I don't even do this and I still think it is bullshit.
 El hefe: I'll finally obtain OG status
 illBilliam: 3 hots and a cot for $1! What a steal!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Me. Krabs IRL
 Ulillillia: I'd be tempted to do it just to hear the police yell at them for wasting their time.
 Sadbot: Still better than I'd feel if I were a passive-aggressive restaurateur with no customers
 Warrax: Like I finally had some real "street cred."
Image 226309   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
435
 
 Warrax: Please do not touch me I am put soda in a water cup.
Image 226308   01-11-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
171
 
 funny in the wall: i thought it was about puzzles at first and almost radded
 Side Boob: *sad trombone*
 raditzu: SOON - PZLWIN(E)
 Cory Trevor: "Why bother?"
 Ulillillia: Brown's the color of poo
 Warrax: You jinxed it.
 dobbiesdoogs: "no"
Image 226307   01-11-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
673
 
 Amy Housewine: You got that whole surplus value thing as well.
 hajjpodge: @bug It's just popular with a very specific demographic, and they're whales.
 addend: 1. Start a business. 2. Hire employees. 3. Profit?
 tib gubb: @bug oh, but it's a very exclusive game
 bug: Yet, for some reason, Grand Theft Minimum Wage Violations IV isn't a popular game.
Image 226306   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
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