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267946  Micro Jackson: Gonna be hard to get the lasagne stains out

267947  Micro Jackson: ABSolutely not

267949  Micro Jackson: @hapi papi That's kinda the point. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

267953  MrBoffo: HAW! An I bet these weirdos drive on the LEFT side of the road, too!

267936  dangerkeith3000: Haha PUN!

267937  dangerkeith3000: Dr Crusher, I presume?

267938  dangerkeith3000: *Brought to you by PETA

267946  Mr. Butt: The ideal woman.

267959  MrBoffo: Tom of Finland goes bestial

267941  dangerkeith3000: Keith Haring designed this spider.

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3. Not A Bot
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9. Spazstatic
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.



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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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 6. toad: 2147 points
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 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob oh yeah, there's Tunts everywhere.
 sparenamelaptopdied: At first I thought that Kitty didn't like the wallpaper..
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine I wasn't aware that there was another Tunt sister :P
 apoxia: @Hokie333 That's for the info, but that's not cool :( Poor fishing cat.
 Hokie333: @apoxia Yes. These pics went viral like 100 years ago. This Russian (of course) couple keeps it as a pet in their apartment. They bring it live catfish and chickens to "play with".
 Soy Peso: "Mabel ... peel me a grape."
 apoxia: Is that a fishing cat?
 Mr. Shine: Babou?!
 Butcherboy: Go on, change your spots
 Ulillillia: I know the feeling, my cat gets up on the table, too.
Image 226300   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
758
 
 addend: Pretty sure he knocked over the card table. Still a good boy, though.
 Lantry: get a job, ya bum
Image 226299   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
282
 
 Science: "By the way, it will also burn when you pee in 24-48 hours. Sorry about that."
 Skaalar: I really wish you hadnt sprayed my end with burning pee.
Image 226298   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
643
 
 Mr Bleak: I think you're in trouble pupper - you just woke the cat...
 mexican: Performance art.
 addend: Ha ha, doggo's eating... Never mind.
 El hefe: A rare Golden Constrictor
 avemaria: You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to ... Flavourtown.
 tib gubb: nature is beautiful
 Peach: I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Image 226297   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
399
 
 Nope: Whoops, sorry about that
Image 226296   01-11-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
493
 
 grizzly: Hackerman!
 a sedated moose: I NEED, A COMPUTER!
 raditzu: I wouldn't be surprised if the guy on the left would be called Hank, or Gus, or "stick-that-cigar-up-your-rear-dammit"
 tib gubb: shadowrun, good stuff.
Image 226295   01-11-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
284
 
 addend: @Mr. Shine Hmm... you ask a suspicious question.
 mrd0t: @Mr. Shine All you have to do is convince a judge.
 AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Shine in the US, basically none.
 Mr. Shine: What level of suspicion is required for a warrant?
Image 226294   01-11-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
306
 
 Skaalar: Because you sound like an abusive dick, to be honest
Image 226293   01-11-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
717
 
 Teechur: Butt-sniffing's ok, though.
 Mr. Shine: He does tho.
 Sandor: And reminds you not to lick yourself in public
 Warrax: NO LICKING!
Image 226292   01-11-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
346
 
 RiderFan: Dead Velvet cupcake.
 In The Pocket: Shay-oo-bay, shat-tered; shat-tered...
 Mr. Shine: This tastes like blood!
 Warrax: A cupcake to die for.
 when so: Red velvet, red blood
 Shay: There's a party in my mouth and everyone are trespassing and were never invited.
Image 226291   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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