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228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

228265  Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630

228229  tib gubb: "i already told you. you can't eat only cheese."

228246  tib gubb: classic duffman

228190  Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228193  Aufziehvogel: Is this from one of these "star wars" movies?

228195  Aufziehvogel: Ah, there it is, my collection of spider eggs

228244  addend: It's a pelican, not a pelican't.

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228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228183 glenalec: Please explain?



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Score:
410
 
 Robespierre: @Science Downright grotesque, isn't it?
 Science: @Robespierre: Sweet Jesus, Family Guy does look like these characters, doesn't it? I never realized that...
 Robespierre: This Family Guy seems legit.
 Skaalar: I friggin love this
 well duh: Pbf ftw.
 wolfpk: Funny, the Dentist said the same thing.
 VeeKay: Fukken chumps
Image 226272   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
170
 
 apoxia: *sob*
 VeeKay: There is a reason for this.
Image 226271   01-11-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
598
 
 Korrok: Nope...
 VeeKay: The perfect trifecta.
Image 226270   01-11-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
334
 
 PenguinBartender: duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn-duhn-duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn-ee, duhn, duhn, duhn, duhn-duhn-duhn.
Image 226269   01-11-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
297
 
 Coach Teacher: I can't HEAR YOU, DEBORAH! FORT!
 Not A Bot: MROOOOOOOW!!!!!
 charlemagne: just make a mime wall to block all her sounds
 VeeKay: Over grown ass.
 tib gubb: i think that your definition of "grown-ass man" is slightly different than mine.
 Robespierre: Rather like dining out with my wife. Things get even more interesting when she gets rung up on Messenger and starts shouting into her fone in Ilocano...
 Ulillillia: grown ass-man
 Shay: Or they're playing a solo game of DnD.
Image 226268   01-11-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
359
 
 Robespierre: @Teechur My favourite was always That's Inedible.
 Coach Teacher: And if something embarassing happened to you, some kid halfway around the world had no means through which to convince you to top yourself. Woooooooo, spoooooky.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia How about The Gong Show, That's Incredible, and Real People?
 well duh: @Ulillillia those old blooper shows were awesome as hell.
 VeeKay: Soooo.... Any thoughts on the net neutrality vote?
 sparename: Or Podge and Rodge, A Scare At Bedtime..
 Ulillillia: Hell, I remember when you had to go through Dick Clark and Ed McMahon.
 Robespierre: ... like a SWORD.
Image 226267   01-11-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
748
 
 Side Boob: A good dog
 a robot: Feels good pup
Image 226266   01-11-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
197
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 226265   01-11-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
684
 
 Robespierre: Wha'hoppen? Moistness ... moistness hoppen.
Image 226264   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
289
 
 sparename: Amnio-Gator
 Coach Teacher: Anybody else find this really creepy? Like Amytiville creepy? Rosemary's Baby creepy? I just got back from my weekly eye bleaching, so i could be wrong.
 raditzu: "We expect a baby, but it MAY be a velociraptor"
 Skaalar: Congratulations, name it something that says it will crush your enemies in a wave of their own blood and feces.
 apoxia: Congratulations. You look more pregnant than me. I'm only half way.
 Mr. Butt: Same. (I just ate a family size Stouffer's mac and cheese).
 WTF: Username/fetus heartrate combo.
Image 226263   01-11-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
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