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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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 well duh: Couldn't rad this fast enough.
 Bluetocracy: micro cheetah
 John Blender: Observe the assassin...
Image 226247   01-11-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
636
 
 Eleftheros: Yasso!
 BavidDowie: Chin chin!
 well duh: Couldn't rad this fast enough.
 Bluetocracy: Salud!
 Not A Bot: "I'm too nervous, Moira. You ask him where he bought the trendy jacket."
 piratepom: @whcvgre78 Der Gemutlichkeit!
 whcvgre78: Prost!
 White Male: Jeers.
Image 226246   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
963
 
 well duh: Meh.
 Hyphae: @Mr. Butt picturesforsadchildren
 Mr. Butt: This comic looked like Tumblr-level commie horseshit, but then turned itself around. RAD.
 Big Beagler: Wisconsin Life.
Image 226245   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
154
 
 tib gubb: "Is that in celcius, or farenheit?" "It doesn't matter."
 addend: "All grammatical constructs have dissolved... You get to decide what words mean now."
 tane: Yes, the good life, to be free and explore the unknown ... Like the heartache, when you learn you must face them alone...
Image 226244   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
362
 
 well duh: Couldn't bad this fast enough.
 wolfpk: Ok, here you are #226241
 Warrax: Sorry but red hats, for any reason at all, have been ruined forever.
 Side Boob: Sign me up for this! Gordon Freeman needs to ride again!
 Shay: Team Fortress 3 anyone?
 VeeKay: Never mind Gordon Freeman, make Fallout 5!
 Not A Bot: He sees you when you're sleeping... He sees you when you're sleeping... HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING!
Image 226243   01-11-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
619
 
 tib gubb: meowcho marx
 well duh: Aaand back to rad.
 Mr. Shine: Witness protection program.
 Taters: If a tabby cat crosses your path, it means hes going somewhere
 Bluetocracy: Groucho would be proud.
 Shay: Fancy meeting you here.
 Uncle Larry: The eyes and ears of horror.
Image 226242   01-11-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
341
 
 Horp Lello: @Skaalar Its scary
 Skaalar: Being old scares me more than it should.
 Mr. Shine: Meth: not even once?
 agentpaint: His older self seems more alert and aware
 Pingu IRL: This is my fetish
 wolfpk: A Half-Life Game
 UltraBeverly: That Tilda Swinton is so damn talented.
 GiveMePlus: Told him not to ride in the car with the window open...
Image 226241   01-11-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
178
 
 Science: Sounds like something an invasive app would say...
 Bad Dad: Don't need no snarky fone, "friend."
 funny in the wall: smash it with a hammer.
Image 226240   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
485
 
 Teechur: @DarkTeddy I hope someone doesn't do this to my lips with a vacuum cleaner! The hoooopppbbbffbppbbbffffth!
 Annoying Vegan : Death on fleek
 DarkTeddy: I hope someone doesnt do this to my eyebrows! The horrororrroreorororo
Image 226239   01-11-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
133
 
 Teechur: @zrj235 Hold your (sea)horses, Hootie! If there's gonna be a battle, let me flex my mussels first.
 zrj235: @Teechur fuck is it a fish pun rap battle? i can't even understand what you're talkin atrout. don't worry, no one can smelt what u delt cuz i'm mayjo u minnow good luck swimmin in thru a window. u only haddock one chance to blowfish
 Teechur: @zrj235 I've been known to flounder on stage.
 zrj235: @Teechur then you can be in my band
 Teechur: What if you slap other kinds of fishes?
 RiderFan: As opposed to manual labor for funziez.
 zrj235: see, this is why i had all of my tendons surgically removed.
Image 226238   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
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