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273288  WTF: PPS You park like an asshole!

273291  WTF: If I could do that I'd never leave the house!

273292  WTF: re:re:re:fwd:fwd:lolrotflmao

273255  LurkedMoar: Rats!

273294  camellia: Tina?

273190  UltraBeverly: More like malware that forced a download.

273251  BavidDowie: Foreshadowing

273265  BavidDowie: Nice buns

273273  BavidDowie: @lecj07 This isn't a cat wedding.

273299  Prostata: and whiskey

273263  UltraBeverly: Catpooter

273265  UltraBeverly: Let's see, 2 for me, and the rest split 25m ways. Seems right.

273306  BavidDowie: the irony

273308  BavidDowie: *anonymous comments*

273313  madmax1: All watched over by machines of loving grace.

273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
636
 
 Eleftheros: Yasso!
 BavidDowie: Chin chin!
 well duh: Couldn't rad this fast enough.
 Bluetocracy: Salud!
 Not A Bot: "I'm too nervous, Moira. You ask him where he bought the trendy jacket."
 piratepom: @whcvgre78 Der Gemutlichkeit!
 whcvgre78: Prost!
 White Male: Jeers.
Image 226246   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
963
 
 well duh: Meh.
 Hyphae: @Mr. Butt picturesforsadchildren
 Mr. Butt: This comic looked like Tumblr-level commie horseshit, but then turned itself around. RAD.
 Big Beagler: Wisconsin Life.
Image 226245   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
154
 
 tib gubb: "Is that in celcius, or farenheit?" "It doesn't matter."
 addend: "All grammatical constructs have dissolved... You get to decide what words mean now."
 tane: Yes, the good life, to be free and explore the unknown ... Like the heartache, when you learn you must face them alone...
Image 226244   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
362
 
 well duh: Couldn't bad this fast enough.
 wolfpk: Ok, here you are #226241
 Warrax: Sorry but red hats, for any reason at all, have been ruined forever.
 Side Boob: Sign me up for this! Gordon Freeman needs to ride again!
 Shay: Team Fortress 3 anyone?
 Rembo Prundus: Never mind Gordon Freeman, make Fallout 5!
 Not A Bot: He sees you when you're sleeping... He sees you when you're sleeping... HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING!
Image 226243   01-11-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
619
 
 tib gubb: meowcho marx
 well duh: Aaand back to rad.
 Mr. Shine: Witness protection program.
 Taters: If a tabby cat crosses your path, it means hes going somewhere
 Bluetocracy: Groucho would be proud.
 Shay: Fancy meeting you here.
 Uncle Larry: The eyes and ears of horror.
Image 226242   01-11-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
341
 
 Horp Lello: @Skaalar Its scary
 Skaalar: Being old scares me more than it should.
 Mr. Shine: Meth: not even once?
 agentpaint: His older self seems more alert and aware
 Pingu IRL: This is my fetish
 wolfpk: A Half-Life Game
 UltraBeverly: That Tilda Swinton is so damn talented.
 GiveMePlus: Told him not to ride in the car with the window open...
Image 226241   01-11-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
178
 
 Science: Sounds like something an invasive app would say...
 Bad Dad: Don't need no snarky fone, "friend."
 funny in the wall: smash it with a hammer.
Image 226240   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
485
 
 Teechur: @DarkTeddy I hope someone doesn't do this to my lips with a vacuum cleaner! The hoooopppbbbffbppbbbffffth!
 Annoying Vegan : Death on fleek
 DarkTeddy: I hope someone doesnt do this to my eyebrows! The horrororrroreorororo
Image 226239   01-11-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
133
 
 Teechur: @zrj235 Hold your (sea)horses, Hootie! If there's gonna be a battle, let me flex my mussels first.
 zrj235: @Teechur fuck is it a fish pun rap battle? i can't even understand what you're talkin atrout. don't worry, no one can smelt what u delt cuz i'm mayjo u minnow good luck swimmin in thru a window. u only haddock one chance to blowfish
 Teechur: @zrj235 I've been known to flounder on stage.
 zrj235: @Teechur then you can be in my band
 Teechur: What if you slap other kinds of fishes?
 RiderFan: As opposed to manual labor for funziez.
 zrj235: see, this is why i had all of my tendons surgically removed.
Image 226238   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
264
 
 Demon Universe: @jochenau Thank you!
 Teechur: @zrj235 *THE google
 jochenau: why do you defile EarthBound with this nonsense
 zrj235: it's called the internet. look it up on google if you haven't heard of it.
Image 226237   01-11-18   Uploaded by    frenk
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