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272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

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272205 Terrh: Classy...

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272086 tib gubb: yikes



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 Teechur: @zrj235 Hold your (sea)horses, Hootie! If there's gonna be a battle, let me flex my mussels first.
 zrj235: @Teechur fuck is it a fish pun rap battle? i can't even understand what you're talkin atrout. don't worry, no one can smelt what u delt cuz i'm mayjo u minnow good luck swimmin in thru a window. u only haddock one chance to blowfish
 Teechur: @zrj235 I've been known to flounder on stage.
 zrj235: @Teechur then you can be in my band
 Teechur: What if you slap other kinds of fishes?
 RiderFan: As opposed to manual labor for funziez.
 zrj235: see, this is why i had all of my tendons surgically removed.
Image 226238   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
264
 
 Demon Universe: @jochenau Thank you!
 Teechur: @zrj235 *THE google
 jochenau: why do you defile EarthBound with this nonsense
 zrj235: it's called the internet. look it up on google if you haven't heard of it.
Image 226237   01-11-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
339
 
 wolfpk: After Maxfield Parrish's "Day Break" I see a reproduction of this painting every day at work. As a matter of fact, I am looking at that reproduction right now to compare to this one.
 eumoria: Maxfield Parrished some time ago.
 snipdawg: Fukken Tinker-fukken-belle
Image 226236   01-11-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
710
 
 Coach Teacher: @Prostata Yeah, i'm gonna need you to go ahead and clean out my litterbox on Sunday. So, great, yeah.
 Teechur: Dress for success.
 Peach Toddler: "I HATE YOU."
 Prostata: I'll need those TPS reports in my box by 9am!
Image 226235   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
806
 
 mexican: @tib gubb Redundant.
 Coach Teacher: @Sadbot Ho! Hohohohoho!
 superfudge: Not da Craw - DA CRAW!
 zrj235: i didn't even want to eat them. just wanted to make sure you didn't.
 Sadbot: Your cat just wants to help you make em-paw-nadas. Or are those purrogis?
 tib gubb: evil kitteh
Image 226234   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
602
 
 Coach Teacher: The moon landing was faked. It was mostly tofu, egg, and soy lecithin.
 Teechur: Why NASA? It's obviously a Cowsmonaut.
 Teh Simpson: @VeeKay All questions will be answered, all fears will be allayed ... but first this word from our sponsor! "From The Land Of Sky-Blue Waa-ters..."
 San DoDo: This is space cow to ground control
 teletub: Why wasn't it dehorned? How do they get the gallons of shit and piss out of the suit? What about the gas that leaks out of a cows ass 23.8 hours a day?
 zrj235: probably one of the best animes ever
Image 226233   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
361
 
 Demon Universe: @wolfpk Thought I had this one figured out...
 Coach Teacher: I killed a vegan in 1956.
 well duh: "animals". Doesn't kill animals.
 wolfpk: @Demon Universe Vash only killed 1 person on purpose, but he accedently caused a lot of death.
 Demon Universe: A Trigun?
 wolfpk: Plants are alive, so Vegans kill plants.
 Mr. Shine: A Hi-Point?
Image 226232   01-11-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
537
 
 Coach Teacher: That kid from Modern Family really let himself go.
 Dresdenkeogh: You can't hide you're lionized
 Shay: You lying son of a bitch, you're not a lion.
 zrj235: omg that couch is so cool
Image 226231   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Image 226230 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rockkstar. Your image was bad, rockkstar.
Score:
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 space: Plot twist: The kid gets dies gruesomely in the Resistance War Against America.
Image 226229   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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