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227380  ThoughtlessGentleman: does this come in adult sizes? i simply cant keep my hands off my sin zones and its starting to affect my day to day life.

227380  sparename: *with free packet of 'Itching Powder'

227275  glenalec: @glenalec - also note, the dodgy-MBA spam emails are to my .edu.au work address (Fortunately I mostly only see them when I do a quick scan of my junk mail folder before deleting it).

227377  Otterman: Gravy of Turin

227381  Dr Awkward: I don't want none unless you.... oh wait, are those buns? Thanks, Hon!

227388  dangerkeith3000: Try to play an F barred chord on THAT. I dare ya.

227388  Dr Awkward: Go on. Play a guitar. Just a tall one, even.

227275  glenalec: @Mr. Shine - :-D. The whole building (and all those around) are the university. The business school's post-grad department is on the floor above my (media-arts + graphic-design) department (technically two different departments themselves, but sharing facilities - universities are complex beasts!).

227386  Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender Comment of the day material right here.

227380  Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It ain't. VVV

227380  Mr. Shine: @Himesama LOL no, it isn't: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…

227387  Dr Awkward: This is viscerally upsetting.

227380  FabricMan: If ever there was a clearer example of Poe's Law, I never saw it. I genuinely don't know if this is real or not

227188  Eleftheros: @Ulillillia That's how I found out about the 'ship in the first place!

222890  Mr Bleak: And "Today's weirdo item" is ... the "Bitch fist". I refuse to comment on this coincidence.

227238  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227380  Himesama: It's really abusurd but also it's really real and that's sad.

222894  Mr Bleak: @greg I'm hoping for a potty - the leg angles look about right and the coordination to squat like that at that age isn't easy.

227386  PenguinBartender: "MASS HYSTERIA!"

227357  dangerkeith3000: Make creepy body-sized pillows, not war.

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227156 digabigpig: Me too @SimonSaysGarfunkel

227338 Mad Collager: For an entire book devoted to this: amazon.com/Naughty-Victorian-Hand-Book-Rediscovered/dp/0894806246/…

227238 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227287 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.

227346 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to find that Greek "porne" (prostitute) is not cognate, but comes from a root meaning "sell".

227162 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else read this as "It's fun to be a lobster?"

227208 Science: "That's not fair, Chief! Our seabags are full of Jap skulls and war trophies, and he gets a dame?"

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227214 Science: @funny in the wall: Couldn't say, though a few weeks without shouldn't be an issue, unless you ate like two pounds of cheese. If I had to take a pill to eat cheese, I would do it in a heartbeat. Cheese is wonderful.

227291 Robespierre: Crumple zones galore.



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Score:
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 mexican: @tib gubb Redundant.
 Coach Teacher: @Sadbot Ho! Hohohohoho!
 Robespierre: Not da Craw - DA CRAW!
 zrj235: i didn't even want to eat them. just wanted to make sure you didn't.
 Sadbot: Your cat just wants to help you make em-paw-nadas. Or are those purrogis?
 tib gubb: evil kitteh
Image 226234   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
602
 
 Coach Teacher: The moon landing was faked. It was mostly tofu, egg, and soy lecithin.
 Teechur: Why NASA? It's obviously a Cowsmonaut.
 Robespierre: @VeeKay All questions will be answered, all fears will be allayed ... but first this word from our sponsor! "From The Land Of Sky-Blue Waa-ters..."
 San DoDo: This is space cow to ground control
 VeeKay: Why wasn't it dehorned? How do they get the gallons of shit and piss out of the suit? What about the gas that leaks out of a cows ass 23.8 hours a day?
 zrj235: probably one of the best animes ever
Image 226233   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
307
 
 Demon Universe: @wolfpk Thought I had this one figured out...
 Coach Teacher: I killed a vegan in 1956.
 well duh: "animals". Doesn't kill animals.
 wolfpk: @Demon Universe Vash only killed 1 person on purpose, but he accedently caused a lot of death.
 Demon Universe: A Trigun?
 wolfpk: Plants are alive, so Vegans kill plants.
 Mr. Shine: A Hi-Point?
Image 226232   01-11-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
509
 
 Coach Teacher: That kid from Modern Family really let himself go.
 Dresdenkeogh: You can't hide you're lionized
 Shay: You lying son of a bitch, you're not a lion.
 zrj235: omg that couch is so cool
Image 226231   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Image 226230 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rockkstar. You have brought shame on us, rockkstar.
Score:
346
 
 VeeKay: Plot twist: The kid gets dies gruesomely in the Resistance War Against America.
Image 226229   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
219
 
 Coach Teacher: grizzly bears love how grizzly their vulvas become when they hibernate. Crack cocaine helps them hibernate, because a horse gottado what a crack horse's gotta do. Booya.
 Coach Teacher: The thing zbout a crack grizzly bear is, they got empty eyes...
 Coach Teacher: @well duh Heyooo!
 Felicity: Norm McDonalds car
 well duh: I don't recognize this model of Ford. Maybe this is a Canada only model; a Ford Rob perhaps? (Too soon?)
 Aufziehvogel: Who doesn't
 Chest Rockwell: Ford. What crack grizzly bear lovers drive.
 zrj235: I love crack, grizzly bears.
 kornisjon: They also appreciate you.
 tib gubb: it's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle
 Robespierre: Might not be the best idea to drive around advertising that.
Image 226228   01-11-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
229
 
 Robespierre: @Coach Teacher Did I say anything about Millenials? I did not. Perhaps you should give your particular brand of madness a rest for a while.
 Coach Teacher: @Robespierre I was just trying to tell a joke, but if you think that millenials are the reason your country is completely fucked, you might want to ask Democrats how they let Reagan get elected. Not picking a fight, not a millenial myself, but this situation started a couple decades before instagram celebreties and Logan Paul were considered fashionable.
 Robespierre: @mexican LV is Ground Zero for every damn thing that's wrong with America today. Fortunately I travel overseas on business fairly often; it allows me a little time to cleanse my soul a bit before returning to the gutter. @Coach Teacher: One factor is social media - when bad behaviour becomes an art form, everyone wants to become involved.
 Coach Teacher: What happened to you, America? Who hurt you? You used to just be mindlessly racists occasionally fucking up the middle east and doing enough bath salts to make your cousbsnd's face look delicious. Now lookit ya, yer a fuckin' mess.
 mexican: @Robespierre Daily glad I got out of there. You remember the Walmart Gadsden Flag/ White Supremacist shooting a few years back? That was where I shopped all the time when I lived there
 Robespierre: @Side Boob We're catchin' up quick - 2017 set a new murder record, and that was even without counting the 58 murdered on 10/01! It's good to see our residents overachieve at SOMETHING other than sheer stupidity.
 Side Boob: Look out, Florida Man. Las Vegas Man is coming!
Image 226227   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 San DoDo: And hard to spot, hence super rare! The more you know..
 BavidDowie: How about just spotted cats named "Rusty"?
 Robespierre: @Aufziehvogel I suppose you could call them "kilo cats", that being about what a full-grown one weighs.
 Aufziehvogel: And super small
 Side Boob: And super cute!
Image 226226   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Prostata: radpupper!
Image 226225   01-11-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
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