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227716  jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?

227744  Felicity: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo

227745  Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)

227679  jochenau: @Mr. Shine I did Google Juliana Wetmore. It seems that her condition was surprising to both the parents and the doctors, indicating that the parents don't have the condition, so you can't say they shouldn't have tried to have children. So...should she have been immediately euthanized upon discovery? She does require medical intervention for eating and breathing but she's far from a vegetable, can hear and communicate, and generally doesn't seem to feel she's been treated cruelly.

227747  Felicity: I beg your what?

227747  Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology

227784  antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."

227758  jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.

227761  Not A Bot: Best self prostate exam ever.

227783  Ulillillia: That has to be intentional.

227748  Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227750  Felicity: Also, Jimmy makes a very good-looking woman, when you see him in the completed look!

227770  jazzjunkie: @Mr. Butt I concur.

227750  Felicity: This is not the only time Jimmy did this. The Transgender Fiction Archive has the complete set, and when you see it all in one place it really gives you the impression that to Jimmy this is more than just a way to get stories

227777  jazzjunkie: They learn best in a state of lucid dreaming, perhaps?

227786  sparenamelaptopdied: "Your future shows you having been eaten by owls"

227755  Felicity: Im going to say their names are...Jon, Eric, and Jack

227779  Peter Pantsless: SPRARRTS!

227760  Felicity: Every time they issue new Canadian money, they update her portrait. Its an ongoing reminder of the fragility of human existence

227784  Amy Housewine: She looks very young to have achieved as high a rank as hierophant.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

227708 VeeKay: Emigrate to Australia.

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227731 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.

227624 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.

227689 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules

227726 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!



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 funny in the wall: @Teechur roger that
 dangerkeith3000: Hahaha....what a twist!
 Teechur: But don't call me Shirley
Image 226199   01-11-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
498
 
 Robespierre: Introducing Velvet 85 - Soulful, Striking Portraits.
Image 226198   01-11-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
230
 
 jochenau: Tries *multiple times* and fails.
 VeeKay: Who nose why it went wrong?
 funny in the wall: i bet he doesn't sleep well because of restricted airways. it's hard to do evil while tired, your hear just isn't in it
 Robespierre: Totally legit. I done seen it.
Image 226197   01-11-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
251
 
 apoxia: That'll teach 'em.
 Shay: I'd just buy it so if I ever see Joe Pesci walking down the street, I tell him to put on this hat and while he is confused as he puts it on, I would recreate the blowtorch scene from Home Alone.
 DrinkMixMan: Who are you calling "hot stuff" now?
 VeeKay: When you forget and try and light a cigarette with it.
 Psymon: For when a guy smiles at you from 20 feet away and you just KNOW he's a pervert
 trelyate: before I read the text, I thought that was a vape going horribly wrong
Image 226196   01-11-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Image 226195 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trepanation. Your image was bad, trepanation.
Score:
272
 
 Robespierre: On a fast skate to ... The Danger Zone.
Image 226194   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
673
 
 karmakat: DERP!
 Robespierre: Durrrr... Hyup.
 a sedated moose: Er mer gerd! Wert er berterfer kertter!
Image 226193   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
286
 
 charlemagne: ...is mine, all mine
 Urn BooUrn: Crud. So close.
 bug: [theft and destruction]
 Yurishiro: Simplicity leads the world. Live simply. Walk humbly. Love genuinely.
 Robespierre: I like a nice cuppa every now and then.
 Otterman: ...is to replace this sign.
 Teechur: The secret of happiness is too secret.
Image 226192   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
265
 
 Uncle Phil: @Mr. Butt Series finale spoilers! He was a lens flare all along!
 Mr. Butt: Is that Cartman?
 Robespierre: @Teechur That's the one.
 Teechur: @Robespierre The one with the windows?
 Robespierre: The scenic views from Potrero Hill. See that building over there? I used to work in it.
Image 226191   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
758
 
 Jabberwikket: If the glass was deeper, it could be a Purricane
 piranharama: Meowhito
 Jabberwikket: A fine Meowrlot
 karmakat: kitty drink.
 Bohab: A glass of catbernet?
 Robespierre: Anticipating tears, I am.
 Teechur: This wine has a bouquet of catsass
 funny in the wall: this is definitely ending in broken glass and hissing; as well as scratches for all involved
Image 226190   01-11-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
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