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258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

258748  Passive: He just wants an elephant pop, it's his birthday, come on, please?

258751  Mr. Whiskers: I feel like its been longer than that

258754  sparename: "I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you medalling kids!"

258746  VeeKay: Mmmmmm cystic acne

258746  BavidDowie: I have this over my hip-replacement scar

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery



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 funny in the wall: @Teechur roger that
 dangerkeith3000: Hahaha....what a twist!
 Teechur: But don't call me Shirley
Image 226199   01-11-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
524
 
 bromide: Introducing Velvet 85 - Soulful, Striking Portraits.
Image 226198   01-11-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
245
 
 jochenau: Tries *multiple times* and fails.
 VeeKay: Who nose why it went wrong?
 funny in the wall: i bet he doesn't sleep well because of restricted airways. it's hard to do evil while tired, your hear just isn't in it
 catsanddogs: Totally legit. I done seen it.
Image 226197   01-11-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
251
 
 apoxia: That'll teach 'em.
 Shay: I'd just buy it so if I ever see Joe Pesci walking down the street, I tell him to put on this hat and while he is confused as he puts it on, I would recreate the blowtorch scene from Home Alone.
 DrinkMixMan: Who are you calling "hot stuff" now?
 VeeKay: When you forget and try and light a cigarette with it.
 Psymon: For when a guy smiles at you from 20 feet away and you just KNOW he's a pervert
 trelyate: before I read the text, I thought that was a vape going horribly wrong
Image 226196   01-11-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Image 226195 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trepanation. You have brought shame on us, trepanation.
Score:
272
 
 Fantasy: On a fast skate to ... The Danger Zone.
Image 226194   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
709
 
 karmakat: DERP!
 hosehorse: Durrrr... Hyup.
 a sedated moose: Er mer gerd! Wert er berterfer kertter!
Image 226193   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
302
 
 charlemagne: ...is mine, all mine
 Urn BooUrn: Crud. So close.
 bug: [theft and destruction]
 skylark: Simplicity leads the world. Live simply. Walk humbly. Love genuinely.
 Mister Beef: I like a nice cuppa every now and then.
 Otterman: ...is to replace this sign.
 Teechur: The secret of happiness is too secret.
Image 226192   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
265
 
 Uncle Phil: @Mr. Butt Series finale spoilers! He was a lens flare all along!
 Mr. Butt: Is that Cartman?
 flying sheep: @Teechur That's the one.
 Teechur: @Robespierre The one with the windows?
 cj22: The scenic views from Potrero Hill. See that building over there? I used to work in it.
Image 226191   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
834
 
 Jabberwikket: If the glass was deeper, it could be a Purricane
 piranharama: Meowhito
 Jabberwikket: A fine Meowrlot
 karmakat: kitty drink.
 Bohab: A glass of catbernet?
 Fast Sloth: Anticipating tears, I am.
 Teechur: This wine has a bouquet of catsass
 funny in the wall: this is definitely ending in broken glass and hissing; as well as scratches for all involved
Image 226190   01-11-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
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