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267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

267930  Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268114  AdaMan: Trap set

268115  AdaMan: What a jerk taking money from that poor man.

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Felicity That style was the bee's knees. Can ya dig it? That hep cat is flying on those bongos, baby.

268114  wolfpk: I would not want to be the person to open that door, but I want to watch when someone does!

268055  dangerkeith3000: @Science Oh I love the Apple Boat song!

268117  wolfpk: "It's a trap!"

268126  superfudge: 526 of 629 found helpful.

268100  VeeKay: For realsies! Saw a non ant version of this and enjoyed it.

268039  Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

268054  Theimposter: The wrong fitting pauldrons hurt my brain...

268113  a robot: That's a cat though

268061  Theimposter: Ahuhhuh-huh!

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

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9. Spazstatic
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267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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11. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
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Score:
245
 
 jochenau: Tries *multiple times* and fails.
 VeeKay: Who nose why it went wrong?
 funny in the wall: i bet he doesn't sleep well because of restricted airways. it's hard to do evil while tired, your hear just isn't in it
 catsanddogs: Totally legit. I done seen it.
Image 226197   01-11-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
251
 
 apoxia: That'll teach 'em.
 Shay: I'd just buy it so if I ever see Joe Pesci walking down the street, I tell him to put on this hat and while he is confused as he puts it on, I would recreate the blowtorch scene from Home Alone.
 DrinkMixMan: Who are you calling "hot stuff" now?
 VeeKay: When you forget and try and light a cigarette with it.
 Psymon: For when a guy smiles at you from 20 feet away and you just KNOW he's a pervert
 trelyate: before I read the text, I thought that was a vape going horribly wrong
Image 226196   01-11-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Image 226195 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trepanation. We'll pray for you, trepanation.
Score:
272
 
 Fantasy: On a fast skate to ... The Danger Zone.
Image 226194   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
709
 
 karmakat: DERP!
 hosehorse: Durrrr... Hyup.
 a sedated moose: Er mer gerd! Wert er berterfer kertter!
Image 226193   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
302
 
 charlemagne: ...is mine, all mine
 Urn BooUrn: Crud. So close.
 bug: [theft and destruction]
 skylark: Simplicity leads the world. Live simply. Walk humbly. Love genuinely.
 Mister Beef: I like a nice cuppa every now and then.
 Otterman: ...is to replace this sign.
 Teechur: The secret of happiness is too secret.
Image 226192   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
265
 
 Uncle Phil: @Mr. Butt Series finale spoilers! He was a lens flare all along!
 Mr. Butt: Is that Cartman?
 flying sheep: @Teechur That's the one.
 Teechur: @Robespierre The one with the windows?
 cj22: The scenic views from Potrero Hill. See that building over there? I used to work in it.
Image 226191   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
834
 
 Jabberwikket: If the glass was deeper, it could be a Purricane
 piranharama: Meowhito
 Jabberwikket: A fine Meowrlot
 karmakat: kitty drink.
 Bohab: A glass of catbernet?
 Fast Sloth: Anticipating tears, I am.
 Teechur: This wine has a bouquet of catsass
 funny in the wall: this is definitely ending in broken glass and hissing; as well as scratches for all involved
Image 226190   01-11-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
667
 
 apoxia: Shazam!
 kornisjon: This is indecent.
 Bohab: Put em on the glass
 Teechur: Practicing for your Monsters Inc audition? You'll make a great Randall.
 Not A Bot: ...why am I still so thirsty?
 fracking: Freeze!
 Mr. Pepper: Ah - The Rhumba Lesson. I loved this episode of The Honeymooners.
 Derp Herpigan: Like what ya see, huh?
Image 226189   01-11-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
334
 
 Prostata: nice beaver!
 Bohab: @Bohab Dam girl (ducking autocorrect)
 Bohab: Damn girl
 kshoxx: Wally checkin' out The Beev through the glare of a new sunrise.
Image 226188   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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