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268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

268081  charlemagne: @WTF bird hands? I genuinely thought they were tiny pipe cleaner cats

268083  charlemagne: not all who wander are lost

268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. Dr Awkward
8. wolfpk
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress



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time is wastin uploaded 267933 (902 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


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 2. fanny: 4232 points
 3. MrBoffo: 4193 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3241 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
12. bbbrandon: 1554 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1526 points
14. greg: 1519 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
709
 
 karmakat: DERP!
 hosehorse: Durrrr... Hyup.
 a sedated moose: Er mer gerd! Wert er berterfer kertter!
Image 226193   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
302
 
 charlemagne: ...is mine, all mine
 Urn BooUrn: Crud. So close.
 bug: [theft and destruction]
 skylark: Simplicity leads the world. Live simply. Walk humbly. Love genuinely.
 Mister Beef: I like a nice cuppa every now and then.
 Otterman: ...is to replace this sign.
 Teechur: The secret of happiness is too secret.
Image 226192   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
265
 
 Uncle Phil: @Mr. Butt Series finale spoilers! He was a lens flare all along!
 Mr. Butt: Is that Cartman?
 flying sheep: @Teechur That's the one.
 Teechur: @Robespierre The one with the windows?
 cj22: The scenic views from Potrero Hill. See that building over there? I used to work in it.
Image 226191   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
834
 
 Jabberwikket: If the glass was deeper, it could be a Purricane
 piranharama: Meowhito
 Jabberwikket: A fine Meowrlot
 karmakat: kitty drink.
 Bohab: A glass of catbernet?
 Fast Sloth: Anticipating tears, I am.
 Teechur: This wine has a bouquet of catsass
 funny in the wall: this is definitely ending in broken glass and hissing; as well as scratches for all involved
Image 226190   01-11-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
667
 
 apoxia: Shazam!
 kornisjon: This is indecent.
 Bohab: Put em on the glass
 Teechur: Practicing for your Monsters Inc audition? You'll make a great Randall.
 Not A Bot: ...why am I still so thirsty?
 fracking: Freeze!
 Mr. Pepper: Ah - The Rhumba Lesson. I loved this episode of The Honeymooners.
 Derp Herpigan: Like what ya see, huh?
Image 226189   01-11-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
334
 
 Prostata: nice beaver!
 Bohab: @Bohab Dam girl (ducking autocorrect)
 Bohab: Damn girl
 kshoxx: Wally checkin' out The Beev through the glare of a new sunrise.
Image 226188   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
474
 
 piranharama: Seems like Putin should have the red sabre
 NotHuman: @Yurishiro Putin is a Jedi wannabe.
 cakefizzle: Huh, I didn't realize Putin was a Jedi name.
Image 226187   01-11-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
494
 
 Peach: respect women or DIE
 Peter Pantsless: No context needed.Take my RAD.
 l0dan: "Hi, I'm Phil Whatzis for Johnny Storm In A Bottle..."
 Warrax: All horses wish they could grow up to be dragons.
Image 226186   01-11-18   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
575
 
 Teechur: Watch out, Kitty! PacMan is gonna getcha!
 ani625: You're one-of-a-kind, @Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: Crazy opinion here: I like kitty cats.
 runny999: Groovin'.
Image 226185   01-11-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
815
 
 VeeKay: "I'm the reason we have those rules".
 Prostata: you can tell he's used to his annoying little brother
 androbot: Patience is the virtue of the strong.
Image 226184   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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