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269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269165 AdaMan: Swing and a miss

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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Score:
274
 
 livelovebarf: Isn't the team really the Stateville Slammers?
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity After 13 hot dogs, he BECAME one!
 boomboomboom: But did he ever have to face off against the Super Shitters?
 Mr. Shine: This guy is freaking cool. I want his card.
 elmosco: Not enough Impact.
 boxboxbox: Bet he had fun at school..
Image 226082   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
491
 
 cenecia: #metoo
 piranharama: This might explain the number of dead mladies in my proximity. *tips fedora*
 Ulillillia: Like Comment Sh--damn, image beat me to it.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Fake you faking fake.
 charlemagne: I know someone this happened to. but then again after getting to know him, I fully understand why
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been faking my own life for quite a while, now, still get hassled..
 fullofwind: Sounds like a plan.
Image 226081   01-10-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
782
 
 Scoo: @a robot Nope, not mine. Just liked the photo!
 glowstick: The Enterprise shuttlecraft has crashed. Captains log: woof.
 AFanOfSprite: The Enterprise shuttlecraft has crashed. Captains log: woof.
 a robot: @Scoo Is this your pupper? Gorgeous picture :D
Image 226080   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
290
 
 zrj235: when i said i was bout that life i meant it.
 grizzly: @Felicity Me again.
 2Berries: Whats russian for halftime?
 carpwoman: @Felicity - Yep.
 deathawaits: Is this #225815 from a different angle?
 Shay: Male humans fake their own deaths to avoid public drunkenness charges.
 El hefe: Nice try disguising that speed bump, I'm still not slowing down
 Snow Plow: He's about to give birth! His waters broke!
 Sadbot: @Robespierre Ideal British male body, right here
 Black Jesus: (and then right above this image appears an ad stating "Pure Heaven In a Bottle")
 Horp Lello: Weird physique ... such as it is. Guess that's what comes from living the High Life.
 shadebane: Well you could knock me dan wiv a fevva..
 morakdais: Well I never..
 grimes: Well 'ard!
Image 226079   01-10-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
910
 
 usernamee: I want to annoy this cat by touching the whiskers.
 Side Boob: I want to pet that cat and tell him its going to be OK
 Surprising: There's that "never leave me alone, ever again" look...
Image 226078   01-10-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Image 226077 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WetWilly. Boo, WetWilly.
Score:
199
 
 zrj235: Look to your left. Look to your right. If you're standing between Michael and Franklin, then you're Trevor. Now smoke meth and steal a forklift.
 Not A Bot: sugar free, so you pay nothing
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Felicity My first 'proper' job was steam-cleaning trucks at age 16, usually just jetting-off caked oil and grime underneath old, knackered things for yearly inspections but sometimes we got to de-wax brand new ones... luxury coaches too, though we had to stop the muddy guard-dogs from trying to get into those
 huskyboy: @sparenamelaptopdied I bet brand-new, fresh-off-the-assembly-line garbage trucks are an amazing thing to behold
 zoe: Nice old cars in background
 sparenamelaptopdied: everything was new, once
 Bumbo Lungys: It is even in my favorite colour! I'll take it!
Image 226076   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
286
 
 zrj235: damn son
 sparenamelaptopdied: How much chuck would an upchuck chuck, if an upchucker could chuck up?
 El hefe: Lady and the Tramp Fail
 Shay: Is this the Spaghetti Incident I keep hearing about?
 androbot: "I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will."
 trepanation: @Sadbot it's a tough lesson, but one he has to learn.
 Sadbot: I also have similar feelings about the vomitee's hat/glasses/facial hair combo.
 younglink: Bla-DOWWWWWWWWW!
Image 226075   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Thatfatman12
Score:
390
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on!
 a robot: Should have just blue yourself instead
Image 226074   01-10-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
120
 
 sirgallium: oh on a nice old squarebody too
 Not A Bot: You know, I just realised, there's got to be a place you can find this guys art as a wallpaper. Brb.
 Shay: CncK IoU
Image 226073   01-10-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
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