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257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

257802  happier: Had a bunch of extra letters and space lol. I like it.

257791  Scoo: That would be a shame

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

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Score:
274
 
 livelovebarf: Isn't the team really the Stateville Slammers?
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity After 13 hot dogs, he BECAME one!
 boomboomboom: But did he ever have to face off against the Super Shitters?
 Mr. Shine: This guy is freaking cool. I want his card.
 elmosco: Not enough Impact.
 ignatz: Bet he had fun at school..
Image 226082   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
491
 
 cenecia: #metoo
 piranharama: This might explain the number of dead mladies in my proximity. *tips fedora*
 Ulillillia: Like Comment Sh--damn, image beat me to it.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Fake you faking fake.
 charlemagne: I know someone this happened to. but then again after getting to know him, I fully understand why
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been faking my own life for quite a while, now, still get hassled..
 fullofwind: Sounds like a plan.
Image 226081   01-10-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
782
 
 Scoo: @a robot Nope, not mine. Just liked the photo!
 glowstick: The Enterprise shuttlecraft has crashed. Captains log: woof.
 AFanOfSprite: The Enterprise shuttlecraft has crashed. Captains log: woof.
 a robot: @Scoo Is this your pupper? Gorgeous picture :D
Image 226080   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
290
 
 zrj235: when i said i was bout that life i meant it.
 grizzly: @Felicity Me again.
 2Berries: Whats russian for halftime?
 carpwoman: @Felicity - Yep.
 deathawaits: Is this #225815 from a different angle?
 Shay: Male humans fake their own deaths to avoid public drunkenness charges.
 El hefe: Nice try disguising that speed bump, I'm still not slowing down
 Snow Plow: He's about to give birth! His waters broke!
 Sadbot: @Robespierre Ideal British male body, right here
 Black Jesus: (and then right above this image appears an ad stating "Pure Heaven In a Bottle")
 Horp Lello: Weird physique ... such as it is. Guess that's what comes from living the High Life.
 ignatz: Well you could knock me dan wiv a fevva..
 ignatz: Well I never..
 ignatz: Well 'ard!
Image 226079   01-10-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
910
 
 usernamee: I want to annoy this cat by touching the whiskers.
 Side Boob: I want to pet that cat and tell him its going to be OK
 Surprising: There's that "never leave me alone, ever again" look...
Image 226078   01-10-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Image 226077 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WetWilly. Boo, WetWilly.
Score:
199
 
 zrj235: Look to your left. Look to your right. If you're standing between Michael and Franklin, then you're Trevor. Now smoke meth and steal a forklift.
 Not A Bot: sugar free, so you pay nothing
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Felicity My first 'proper' job was steam-cleaning trucks at age 16, usually just jetting-off caked oil and grime underneath old, knackered things for yearly inspections but sometimes we got to de-wax brand new ones... luxury coaches too, though we had to stop the muddy guard-dogs from trying to get into those
 huskyboy: @sparenamelaptopdied I bet brand-new, fresh-off-the-assembly-line garbage trucks are an amazing thing to behold
 zoe: Nice old cars in background
 sparenamelaptopdied: everything was new, once
 Bumbo Lungys: It is even in my favorite colour! I'll take it!
Image 226076   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
286
 
 zrj235: damn son
 sparenamelaptopdied: How much chuck would an upchuck chuck, if an upchucker could chuck up?
 El hefe: Lady and the Tramp Fail
 Shay: Is this the Spaghetti Incident I keep hearing about?
 androbot: "I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will."
 trepanation: @Sadbot it's a tough lesson, but one he has to learn.
 Sadbot: I also have similar feelings about the vomitee's hat/glasses/facial hair combo.
 younglink: Bla-DOWWWWWWWWW!
Image 226075   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Thatfatman12
Score:
390
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on!
 a robot: Should have just blue yourself instead
Image 226074   01-10-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
120
 
 sirgallium: oh on a nice old squarebody too
 Not A Bot: You know, I just realised, there's got to be a place you can find this guys art as a wallpaper. Brb.
 Shay: CncK IoU
Image 226073   01-10-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
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