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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also



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 zrj235: Look to your left. Look to your right. If you're standing between Michael and Franklin, then you're Trevor. Now smoke meth and steal a forklift.
 Not A Bot: sugar free, so you pay nothing
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Felicity My first 'proper' job was steam-cleaning trucks at age 16, usually just jetting-off caked oil and grime underneath old, knackered things for yearly inspections but sometimes we got to de-wax brand new ones... luxury coaches too, though we had to stop the muddy guard-dogs from trying to get into those
 huskyboy: @sparenamelaptopdied I bet brand-new, fresh-off-the-assembly-line garbage trucks are an amazing thing to behold
 zoe: Nice old cars in background
 sparenamelaptopdied: everything was new, once
 Bumbo Lungys: It is even in my favorite colour! I'll take it!
Image 226076   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
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 zrj235: damn son
 sparenamelaptopdied: How much chuck would an upchuck chuck, if an upchucker could chuck up?
 El hefe: Lady and the Tramp Fail
 Shay: Is this the Spaghetti Incident I keep hearing about?
 androbot: "I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will."
 trepanation: @Sadbot it's a tough lesson, but one he has to learn.
 Sadbot: I also have similar feelings about the vomitee's hat/glasses/facial hair combo.
 younglink: Bla-DOWWWWWWWWW!
Image 226075   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Thatfatman12
Score:
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 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on!
 a robot: Should have just blue yourself instead
Image 226074   01-10-18   Uploaded by    entropy
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 sirgallium: oh on a nice old squarebody too
 Not A Bot: You know, I just realised, there's got to be a place you can find this guys art as a wallpaper. Brb.
 Shay: CncK IoU
Image 226073   01-10-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
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 Mad Collager: Here's what happens when OCD sufferers attempt a Venn diagram on the sidewalk.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Olyolymlympiyimpicpics?
 drhilljack: Sidewalk Spirograph! It's about time...
Image 226072   01-10-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
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 charlemagne: @Robespierre I'd just be happy someone asked
 Nope: Aspirational wardrobe purchases are a bad choice.
 fullofwind: @charlemagne Uncivilized response.
 charlemagne: fair question
Image 226071   01-10-18   Uploaded by    logono
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Image 226070   01-10-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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 wolfpk: I would be freaked out about him to puggy.
 zrj235: ...and that's why I'm legally forbidden to be within 500 feet of pet stores, animal shelters, or kennels.
 Warrax: I don't know this guy. We're not together.
 skittles: Pug Amok
Image 226069   01-10-18   Uploaded by    greg
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 badger: ... and you mess with the WHOLE LILY POND.
Image 226068   01-10-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
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