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227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

228191  dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse

228218  duckfarts: @Mad Collager probably already in use in the UK

228241  Warrax: This is my body, which is for you, do this in remembrance of me.

228225  blendedtwice: I've always wondered if the people who slap on the price tag put any effort into it.

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228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228145 tib gubb: brutal



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 Yurishiro: Yes yes and second place is the first loser you vape we know all the bullshit
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre the fact that that movie came out right at the peak of the deodorant boom also says a lot about the habits of alcoholics to replace hygiene with Axe Body Spray...
 Robespierre: @Jeffrat That Ray Milland character used to be my role model.
 Shay: Wise words of Confucius.
 Jeffrat: 100% of people who take too many shots end up missing entire weekends...
Image 226050   01-10-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
173
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Are these guys condom-minions??
 Jeffrat: The amount of money a professional scientific glass blower can make is obscene!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Electronically tested"?
Image 226049   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
465
 
 charlemagne: @charlemagne ai ban douguo
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro My life used to be a patio of fun, but now it's a blur of Republicans and meat - I have to do something to keep my sanity intact.
 Yurishiro: @Robespierre you "sound" WAY younger! (thumbs up)
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro No, 62.
 Yurishiro: @Robespierre what the fuck you're 61?!
 Robespierre: Doubt I'm gonna make it to 113.
 charlemagne: you'll probably say it in chinese though
Image 226048   01-10-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
487
 
 Mad Collager: Must be one of those old corduroy roads - it's why it feels like you're bouncing up and down on wood.
 a robot: @sparenamelaptopdied "Must be the cobblestones!"
 tib gubb: i don't miss adolescence
 funny in the wall: i've made huge mistake
 dangerkeith3000: *sexy music starts playing*
 sparenamelaptopdied: "I've never come this way before"
Image 226047   01-10-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
337
 
 Felicity: King of Comedy!
 a robot: Better than "ask me about updog," i guess.
 ninetailorochimaru: I have this card. It's a nice closer. "Oh before I go, can I show you a picture of my Pride and Joy?" I also bust it out if they love and are making puns. I also have shoelaces that literally say Badass all over them and will go, "That's nothing, check out my Badass shoelaces."
 Robespierre: Fun Fact: Johnson Wax used to have a aerosol cleaner named Envy.
Image 226046   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
349
 
 sirgallium: the dude abides
 Prostata: badly over-rated movie
 Felicity: @Jeffrat Granted, not every movie can match the original /Tron/, but /The Big Lebowski/ is right up there
 Shay: Don't like Christmas? Well, that's like your opinion man.
 Jeffrat: Look I love people named Jeff as much as any Jeff but can we all agree that movie wasn't his best work?
 Robespierre: That tree is abiding.
 dangerkeith3000: KWEEN
Image 226045   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
380
 
 Dick Inspector: @Robespierre No, and I suspect the Finnish 'viili' derives from some older form of the Swedish 'fil', since there was a lot of influence from Swedish because Finland was politically part of Sweden for some 600 years
 Robespierre: @Dick Inspector "Vilili" - is that where we get the word "vile" from?
 Dick Inspector: I see lots of little pots of delicious fermented dairy products in the background... Viili is one of the best things.
 Robespierre: "A Handi-Pak of Karjala, pleez."
 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 if they're Finnish and they drop that, they are likely to say: 'In the restaurant!'
 WTF: Stocking up for the weekend.
 Jeffrat: We have those here, they're called kegs...
 Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Perkele...
 antipatterns: My Summer Car
 dangerkeith3000: I meant Finland. :-o
 dangerkeith3000: When you drive 500 miles to Sweden just to buy affordable beer, you want to make sure you get enough.
Image 226044   01-10-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
127
 
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Image 226043   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
747
 
 dobbiesdoogs: @funny in the wall nedroid.com/
 funny in the wall: what is this? i'd like to see more
Image 226042   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
340
 
 Mr. Shine: BEEP BEEP, MOTHERTRUCKER!!
 Yurishiro: car(delivered)
 dangerkeith3000: Recreation of "House" Season 7 finale.
 zrj235: yo dawg i herd u liek
 sparenamelaptopdied: ...but I couldn't eat a whole one
Image 226041   01-10-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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