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257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

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3. VeeKay
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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow



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Image 226043   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
747
 
 dobbiesdoogs: @funny in the wall nedroid.com/
 funny in the wall: what is this? i'd like to see more
Image 226042   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
340
 
 Mr. Shine: BEEP BEEP, MOTHERTRUCKER!!
 Call Of Pooty: car(delivered)
 dangerkeith3000: Recreation of "House" Season 7 finale.
 zrj235: yo dawg i herd u liek
 sparenamelaptopdied: ...but I couldn't eat a whole one
Image 226041   01-10-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
661
 
 Warrax: You still bought an elf on the shelf.
 Jeffrat: Oh Mr. Keaton, is there anything you can't do?
 Not A Bot: I thought SUVs were the nickleback of cars: loud, obnoxious, useless, enjoyed by beautiful people...
 funny in the wall: snitches get stitches. i approve
 zrj235: JUSTICE
Image 226040   01-10-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
248
 
 prospector: I always thought it was a Hertz donut. And it looks like there was a run on them - clerkette looks frazzled.
 zrj235: this donut WAS licked by Ariana Grande.
 Scoo: Oh well, I guess I'll try somewhere else...
Image 226039   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
233
 
 Science: Not licked by Ariana Grande
 Mr. Shine: Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
 dangerkeith3000: The Jennifer Lopez new spring line.
 goldman sachs: A boatload of bad onions.
 zrj235: this pic has a real "I Am Legend" feel to it...
 sparenamelaptopdied: The bums rush..
Image 226038   01-10-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
464
 
 sodamachine: Sexy!
 Greifer: Not sexy enough
 Jeffrat: Hey look she's using the wrong color foundation!
 PenguinBartender: @dangerkeith3000 "Proxy...Paige...?" *google search* "Uh, hi boss-nonono, you don't understand, this guy made a reference and I had to---"
 dangerkeith3000: This is how Proxy Paige got her start, too.
 edvard: Don't get much sexier than this - for a space alien.
 dangerkeith3000: She's a keeper.
 Scoo: Eh, sexy enough
 Yam: Its Pop Up Pirate!
Image 226037   01-10-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
26
 
 Jeffrat: Oh I know this, that fence is a free speech zone right?
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know why Trump doesn't understand that almost half illegal immigrants FLY here. Build a wall and it'll be 100%.
 funny in the wall: see, i thought they missed an opportunity with the dreaded wall by not calling it a "fence". cause then i'd be the trump pence fence or the trump fence
 zrj235: get in the fucking car, *BRAAHP* morty. we've got a, a, a fuckin thing to do. you ever *hic* you ever fired one of things before, morty? real easy. just point and click.
Image 226036   01-10-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
894
 
 Mr. Shine: @Jeffrat oh hell yeah!!
 El hefe: Lincoln Log skill level: Epic
 Jeffrat: It's the stargate, but instead of Egyptians the Vikings come through!!
 epitasis: Uni looks, smells, and more likely than not tastes, like baby poop.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Faring little better than the Stargate of Straw, the Stargate of Twigs was still no match for the Big, Bad Goa'ulf
 Hyphae: ...nice tangential upload / username combo?
Image 226035   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
469
 
 a robot: @trelyate Homer Glumplich approves!
 dangerkeith3000: And with the placement of this sign, the universe promptly exploded due to paradox.
 trelyate: it says no signS, we can have this one.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Bill Stickers is innocent, no, hang on...
Image 226034   01-10-18   Uploaded by    topcity
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