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249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

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2. Felicity
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248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000



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 Dick Inspector: It's obviously Strong Bad
 drtofu: Cowabunga!
 karmakat: Deadpool cookie?
 zrj235: @Robespierre way ahead of you dude, that was like 4 hours ago and it was... well, i won't disturb you with the details.
 hexxx: Shart, shart; shart it all out...
 Scoo: Pull my finger!
Image 226030   01-10-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
303
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: The young Shrek and Twiki - before "the accident"
 Jeffrat: And that little boy grew up to be Crispin Hellion Glover!
 dangerkeith3000: Me in 1994
 zrj235: me and the waifu.
 skillet: A virgin, you are.
 a robot: Yoda looks pretty disappointed in your choice of haircut.
Image 226029   01-10-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
196
 
 tib gubb: huh. so those are the default settings?
 Jeffrat: Their company travel policy is so generous! Mine doesn't even let me choose the carrier!!!
 funny in the wall: fucking united assured us that our infant did not need a passport to go to belize. had to delay the trip four days and pay out the ass to get a passport rushed
 karmakat: DA FUCK!
 ineedhepl: Well, I AM going to Singapore on business for a few days next week...
Image 226028   01-10-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Image 226027 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by HenryVIII. Your image was bad, HenryVIII.
Image 226026 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by youshall. Your image was bad, youshall.
Score:
676
 
 karmakat: he sure smiling...did he get the cookies or the mouse?
 zrj235: @E. HONDA well, if he did, it sure looks like he wants another one.
 E. HONDA: so did he finally get the cheezburger or what
 nimbus: "I know you've deceived, 'cuz there's magic in my eyes."
Image 226025   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
635
 
 Jeffrat: I come up with a new narrative every time I see this picture. This time there's only two people and it's a suuuuuper long exposure.
 snekeyes: They're the ginchiest!
 Peter Pantsless: Love gramps. He's got the suspenders and evereything
Image 226024   01-10-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Image 226023 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pegged Lamb. Boo, Pegged Lamb.
Score:
189
 
 zrj235: @Robespierre no one can prove that i'm the one who peed there
 nclaw: And the little one went "wee-wee-wee-wee-wee" all the way home.
 E. HONDA: "Don't worry guys, I'll get the fire extinguisher" (attempts to smother flames with wet floor sign)
 Peter Pantsless: Mayyybe I shouldn't go out that door. *opens door*
 Side Boob: Someone has placed insurmountable obstacles in front of the emergency exit!
 Micro Jackson: Oh my god the's NO ESCAPE!
Image 226022   01-10-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Image 226021 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by leia. We'll pray for you, leia.
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