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273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

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2. tib gubb
3. addend
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5. ignatz
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7. Not A Bot
8. Passive
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10. dangerkeith3000



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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Side Boob uploaded 272795 (955 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (833 points)
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Gonzo uploaded 273109 (821 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (809 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (746 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (741 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2892 points
 4. E. HONDA: 2885 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2827 points
 6. grimes: 2022 points
 7. skunkrocker: 1980 points
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 9. NoOneImportant: 1786 points
10. Remp Wulgus: 1764 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1709 points
13. kshoxx: 1709 points
14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
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 karmakat: he sure smiling...did he get the cookies or the mouse?
 zrj235: @E. HONDA well, if he did, it sure looks like he wants another one.
 E. HONDA: so did he finally get the cheezburger or what
 nimbus: "I know you've deceived, 'cuz there's magic in my eyes."
Image 226025   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
635
 
 Jeffrat: I come up with a new narrative every time I see this picture. This time there's only two people and it's a suuuuuper long exposure.
 snekeyes: They're the ginchiest!
 Peter Pantsless: Love gramps. He's got the suspenders and evereything
Image 226024   01-10-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Image 226023 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pegged Lamb. We'll pray for you, Pegged Lamb.
Score:
189
 
 zrj235: @Robespierre no one can prove that i'm the one who peed there
 nclaw: And the little one went "wee-wee-wee-wee-wee" all the way home.
 E. HONDA: "Don't worry guys, I'll get the fire extinguisher" (attempts to smother flames with wet floor sign)
 Peter Pantsless: Mayyybe I shouldn't go out that door. *opens door*
 Side Boob: Someone has placed insurmountable obstacles in front of the emergency exit!
 Micro Jackson: Oh my god the's NO ESCAPE!
Image 226022   01-10-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Image 226021 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by leia. You have brought shame on us, leia.
Score:
317
 
 Peter Pantsless: Shouldn't this be ScarJo morphing into an iPhone?
 Kaviri: Why? Why did I have to laugh?
 zrj235: oh wow i just said it out loud and finally got it.
 Ulillillia: @bug Sweet!
 bug: Dude.
 dangerkeith3000: *slow clap*
 Micro Jackson: Wow! That Windows ME really makes your computer come alive!
 WTF: Very inspironing!
 Ihminen: godfuckingdamnit
Image 226020   01-10-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
543
 
 Osiris: I've seen Hell and it's this comic.
 lionstrong: IT humor is just that.
 Micro Jackson: I can't work in these conditions
 carlin: Hmm, now I hear a third whining noise
 Amy Housewine: Fifteen minutes later the loose plug caused a fire that killed them all.
 Shay: Damnit Bob Vila, stop playing on the computer and go back to construction work.
Image 226019   01-10-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
597
 
 tib gubb: if my memory serves correctly, this is exactly what the 90's was like
 Science: Muttley ready for the Wacky Races
 Kaviri: I put on my robe and wizard hat...
 Not A Bot: correct, it's the first word of the scentance. unless that's plastic, that's plastic isn't it.
 Dan Tagonistic: Such a Rude Dog
 Jalamunch Totorito: @Micro Jackson: He still needs to be Rasta-fied by 10%.
 Micro Jackson: Poochie!
 Amy Housewine: Geared up for a good game of Houndball.
 zrj235: now that's a rad dog.
 sparenamelaptopdied: He's missing his Ghost Chasers
Image 226018   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
217
 
 Eleftheros: @Amy Housewine schist.
 Amy Housewine: What a load of BRICK no wait I've done it wrong.
 zrj235: this ROCKS
Image 226017   01-10-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Image 226016 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hanky. Boo, hanky.
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