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269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

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3. tib gubb
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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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Score:
543
 
 antipatterns: I've seen Hell and it's this comic.
 lionstrong: IT humor is just that.
 Micro Jackson: I can't work in these conditions
 carlin: Hmm, now I hear a third whining noise
 Amy Housewine: Fifteen minutes later the loose plug caused a fire that killed them all.
 Shay: Damnit Bob Vila, stop playing on the computer and go back to construction work.
Image 226019   01-10-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
597
 
 tib gubb: if my memory serves correctly, this is exactly what the 90's was like
 Science: Muttley ready for the Wacky Races
 Kaviri: I put on my robe and wizard hat...
 Not A Bot: correct, it's the first word of the scentance. unless that's plastic, that's plastic isn't it.
 Dan Tagonistic: Such a Rude Dog
 Jalamunch Totorito: @Micro Jackson: He still needs to be Rasta-fied by 10%.
 Micro Jackson: Poochie!
 Amy Housewine: Geared up for a good game of Houndball.
 zrj235: now that's a rad dog.
 sparenamelaptopdied: He's missing his Ghost Chasers
Image 226018   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
217
 
 Eleftheros: @Amy Housewine schist.
 Amy Housewine: What a load of BRICK no wait I've done it wrong.
 zrj235: this ROCKS
Image 226017   01-10-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Image 226016 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hanky. Boo, hanky.
Image 226015 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by original og. Your image was bad, original og.
Score:
569
 
 dangerkeith3000: Classic Tracy...
Image 226014   01-10-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Image 226013 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kshoxx. We'll pray for you, kshoxx.
Score:
654
 
 tib gubb: don't forget frisbee
 twitter: ... and shopping at Gamiss.
 zrj235: so let's get with the fucking program, Martha. this spaceship is in dire need of repair. let's make our own memes and become self-sustainable.
 zrj235: ok, Martha In Sales, look. I have a whole folder full of awesomely horrible MSpaint cartoons i made just for uploading for this site. actual OC. they're really bad but they've never been on twitter.
 Prostata: poor and inbread
 zrj235: radded for the trifecta of poverty, jpeg artifacts, and breadfucking.
Image 226012   01-10-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
342
 
 Kaviri: These things used to hold life. Then we got our hands on them.
 Otterman: The poltergeist around here is a real pain in the ass.
 Micro Jackson: Indiana's been looking for the Ark again
 fanny: i bet it smells great in there
 jochenau: Is a lady gonna start dancing through here singing about how she dreams of being part of the undersea world?
 a robot: Neat! *click*
 thecraftywolf: sally is that you?
 zrj235: @Turd Ferguson not that one, that's a big echinoderm.
 Turd Ferguson: Way to hog all the cool shells. Someones a lil shellfish
Image 226011   01-10-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Image 226010 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. We'll pray for you, John Blender.
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