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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
356
 
 Mr Bleak: So no hard landings then?
 Borm Pumpies: "Fly Erect"
 sparenamelaptopdied: This is just abominable..
 Spazstatic: @Mr. Shine bet it smells great in there
 Mr. Shine: Why's this plane so sticky?!
 Nope: Finally some customer service
 Rat-Butt: ...you're no fun...
Image 225903   01-09-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
282
 
 Whatever: Steam will save the world!
 Rat-Butt: ...does anyone really care?
 obboma: The steam clock in Vancouver! I know that place!
 Rat-Butt: Just a little Boston in Vancouver! I'm hear all week! Be sure to tip the wait staff!
 Rat-Butt: ...does anyone really care?
 Rat-Butt: ...and my watch stop cold dead...
 Rat-Butt: does anyone really know what time it is?
 Rat-Butt: ...and my watch stop cold dead...
 Rat-Butt: i was walking down the street one day
 Rat-Butt: ... i wonder what time it is?
 Rat-Butt: Tiiiimme is on our side, yes it is
 Nope: I looked it up, shot in Vancouver..
Image 225902   01-09-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
328
 
 Bernie 2016: They bin round awhile.
 tokyopig: Babies don't care they'll eat em anyways.
 Nope: Hans, we dont need to put west Germany on these anymore. That hasnt been a thing for years.
 Emoji: Long-lasting!
Image 225901   01-09-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
845
 
 kornisjon: I will kneel for this king.
 Taters: @sparename hahaha...
 sparename: Big Black - Kitty Empire..
Image 225900   01-09-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
328
 
 crazyfingers: "Lightning-fast 20 MHz" - "incredible value." Heh.
 Science: I remember my first Tandy, turbo button and all. Had to buy the CD-ROM and sound card as a different kit. I can't remember how much it was, but it was at least a grand.
 wolfpk: Equivalent of $17,311 today.
 Rat-Butt: in today $'s that shit is expensive
 redbranch: That was a very good computer in 1989!
Image 225899   01-09-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Image 225898 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by maura. Boo, maura.
Score:
452
 
 Zukero: Put that knife to good use now.
 Spazstatic: I thought she was spitting into the air current at first
 trelyate: she blew hard enough to make him splat
 Rat-Butt: well, alright then...she has some skills there!
 WTF: They knew what they doing!
 kinggheedra: cakefarts but as a tijuana bible
Image 225897   01-09-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
331
 
 Mexico: Hey guys, I have feelings too.
 charmander: Pauls colleague appears to be a drag queen, or Mary Woronov, either of which is cool
 kinggheedra: that frankenstein's going to teach me about the alphabet and sharing
 bobby: Baffantastounding!
 WTF: I am not a creature! I am a human being!
 jochenau: Look, Beverly! I think you sat in some monster poop!
Image 225896   01-09-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
303
 
 cishet: My neighbor Ted really enjoys the holidays.
 cran vodka: @Mister Beef a George Lucas/Stan Lee hybrid.
 Mister Beef: @Yurishiro who are you
 Extreme Locorito: Ah good, my Groot/viceroy Gunray hybrid is here.
 Rat-Butt: I am Groot-Christmas Tree
Image 225895   01-09-18   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
345
 
 Darmstadtium: I know someone who is 40% dolomite
 kinggheedra: i looked it up and it's as radioactive as ten bananas
Image 225894   01-09-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
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