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228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

228499  WotGives: Hear how Sears left pensioners $170m short and took retention bonuses of $3.7b a week before final closure?

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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Score:
374
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre: thank you. I would have gotten it if the ad said "Wankel". "Rotary Rx7" wasn't ringing any bells.
 Science: Now lets go on to something ruder.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: ummmmmm @Prostata
 Felicity: Eighties RX7s are cool
 SuedeOxford: Must be some of those worn apex seals I've heard so much about...
 Fiveninety: i bet this guy would have those diesel spark plugs i've been looking for..
 Side Boob: @carpwoman Another terrible attempt at a joke on my part. Please disregard.
 carpwoman: @Side Boob - What?!
 Side Boob: @carpwoman boo hiss. :P
 carpwoman: @Teechur - Blinker fluid.
 Teechur: @carpwoman How about motorcycle seat belts? Or perhaps motorcycle hub caps? Sort of along the same lines.
 carpwoman: @Side Boob - I did but didn't think it was all that funny.
 Robespierre: @Wooden Spoon Search "Wankel" with any reputable search engine - or even a disreputable one. The answer's gonna be there.
 antipatterns: Just Google Wankel
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Side Boob they just need to be filed to fit and maybe some wrapping compound?
 White Rice: @Side Boob this isnt how rotary engines work at all; pure madness!
 Wooden Spoon: @Side Boob: enlighten us maybe?
 Ulillillia: ...bazinga?
 Side Boob: I know that only a few people will get this, but it was too funny to not post it.
 Prostata: uh... no
Image 225673   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
759
 
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia That's good enough for me.
 VeeKay: Alere flammam veritatis.
 Ulillillia: Sea is for Cookie
Image 225672   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
195
 
 Science: @grizzly: I hated PE, but I totally agree with you.
 tib gubb: speak for yourself, nerd.
 Felicity: True. Ive had the same thought from time to time.
 wolfpk: I liked PE. It beat the hell out of being stuck sitting at a desk all day.
 Wooden Spoon: @grizzly: kickball... Yes. Presidential fitness challenge... No.
 grizzly: I wish someone made me do PE as a part of my paying job.
 VeeKay: Until your Shih Tzu wiggles out of it's collar and runs up the road chasing a car.
Image 225671   01-08-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
432
 
 XLY: told ya
 grizzly: We mean it.
 VeeKay: Question: How did he get past the sign to park there? Was the sign placed there for the purposes of photgraphic comedy? Pure gold though.
 jazzjunkie: Out of respect for the fallen.
Image 225670   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
572
 
 VeeKay: I used to blast that game. Tried it again on PC, shit.
Image 225669   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
908
 
 Science: Zero?
 BavidDowie: Petrified Woof.
 Yurishiro: Doggy Allen? Meet Woody Allen.
 Shay: Uncanny.
Image 225668   01-08-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
154
 
 tib gubb: *boop*
 piranharama: Wait, maybe its BIY?
 piranharama: DIY, i like it
 Dr Awkward: Is this one of those gifs where a scary face pops up with a scream?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: bionic dog number 07?
 Prostata: zoom for BOOP!
 glenalec: Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. I see the reflection of the murderer now.
Image 225667   01-08-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
727
 
 illBilliam: I tried to hold my cat like that once. Didn't work out so well.
 apoxia: Impractical clothing.
 Yurishiro: Just stunning
 VeeKay: @VeeKay My shih tzu hates these dogs. I'm conviced he sees them as wolves. Goes completely beserk if there's more than one of them.
 VeeKay: She seems nice. So does her doggo.
 mwoody: Zoom in on the... nose.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED!
 Dresdenkeogh: Fur is murderer
 Robespierre: This Cher video was hot.
Image 225666   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
315
 
 zrj235: @Robespierre BEEEEEEEyok PTOW B B B BYYoooooook PTOW P P Ptow *phase one* BEEEEEEEyok PTOW PTOWPTOWPTOW ow owBEEEYOK PTOW *phase two*. there. lyrics for my first dubstep album. who wants in?
 Robespierre: @Shay I want recordings of these to pop into mixdiscs randomly.
 zrj235: BEEYOK PTOW
 a robot: Billowing backpacks! tinyurl.com/…
 Shay: @Robespierre I sure can't wait for Phase Two!!!
 Robespierre: Sounds Never Heard in Nature.
Image 225665   01-08-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
614
 
 ShamWOW: Lolled
 Robespierre: Big Foot.
Image 225664   01-08-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
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