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273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

273282  Munkybut: The beauty of America

273300  Munkybut: Women be shoppin, amiright?

273187  Sthenolaidas: I had to rad something stupid so I'd have a bad vote for this image.

273293  Nope: Gotta work on the kegels first

273267  lecj07: From an alternate reality where Hillary won.

273300  Nope: Not with a debit card

273273  lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a cat wedding

273265  DrinkMixMan: Un don't want none unless you got buns hun

273299  namaste: Snail acid trip

273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

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273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
727
 
 illBilliam: I tried to hold my cat like that once. Didn't work out so well.
 apoxia: Impractical clothing.
 potato: Just stunning
 superfudge: @VeeKay My shih tzu hates these dogs. I'm conviced he sees them as wolves. Goes completely beserk if there's more than one of them.
 imaginary gf: She seems nice. So does her doggo.
 mwoody: Zoom in on the... nose.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED!
 Dresdenkeogh: Fur is murderer
 Mord Tingies: This Cher video was hot.
Image 225666   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
315
 
 zrj235: @Robespierre BEEEEEEEyok PTOW B B B BYYoooooook PTOW P P Ptow *phase one* BEEEEEEEyok PTOW PTOWPTOWPTOW ow owBEEEYOK PTOW *phase two*. there. lyrics for my first dubstep album. who wants in?
 flommmm: @Shay I want recordings of these to pop into mixdiscs randomly.
 zrj235: BEEYOK PTOW
 a robot: Billowing backpacks! tinyurl.com/…
 Shay: @Robespierre I sure can't wait for Phase Two!!!
 HighCactus: Sounds Never Heard in Nature.
Image 225665   01-08-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
614
 
 ShamWOW: Lolled
 bubbles: Big Foot.
Image 225664   01-08-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
270
 
 tib gubb: con-grill-tulations
 Shay: @addend Isn't that kind of redundant?
 addend: Looks like Atari and failure.
 zrj235: yep, that's bread.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Call the newspapers - my toastie bears the sacred image of a Powerpuff Girl"
 Fiveninety: problems: (1) should be two sandwiches. (2) should be a @WaffleIron.
 Natch: "We power this site with shite - like this"
Image 225663   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
405
 
 square44: goes well with bone hurting juice
 InfiniteZero: AKA rufy
 Gallifrasian: For those with a taste for ADVENTURE!
 Shay: Now with more mustard (gas).
 nathan: Interesting (well, epidemiologically interesting) polio is making a resurgance in Syrian children, where obviously the medical/healthcare system has collapsed.
Image 225662   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
474
 
 GoodSir: Bingo - Moscow. And wherever you may be, it's probably warmer than it is there.
 The Dog Dies: @Robespierre I wish I was. Rus?
 Mad Collager: At least some of the animals are sheep. That's why it's a baaaaaaaas relief.
 wolfpk: This graffiti artest really took it to the next level.
 eykei: You're getting warm, @VeeKay...
 Bacon Train: I'm seeing central Europe?
Image 225661   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
227
 
 queezy farm: Don't Tread On My Worthless Doctorate.
 carpwoman: Uh, should only be one snek.
 WTF: Pseudoscience: Is It Catching Up To Real Science?
 sir toke a lot: Make up a fake badge
Image 225660   01-08-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Image 225659 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bookcase. Boo, bookcase.
Score:
152
 
 carpwoman: Save the people then I guess head down to Lickety Split and buy a new one.
 zrj235: dude, what were you even doing?
 grizzly: Dick is number one. Sorry, mom.
 obboma: @fanny Hey, now ... no.
 fanny: Play the song Allstar?
 jazzjunkie: This question is often framed as "an infinite number of people" are in the trolleys path -- that opens the door to a snarky math answer involving set theory, but alas it's irrelevant here.
Image 225658   01-08-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
351
 
 Not A Bot: Sloth love Chunk
 zrj235: @tib gubb it's like performance art. the audience becomes part of the show.
 grizzly: @Robespierre some more than others!
 youshall: @tib gubb Dada, dad.
 tib gubb: the internet is much more bearable if you just consider it as non-stop absurdist humor
 professorpig: I love the new media - everyone gets their 15 Minutes of Humiliation.
Image 225657   01-08-18   Uploaded by    james
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