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228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

228499  WotGives: Hear how Sears left pensioners $170m short and took retention bonuses of $3.7b a week before final closure?

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

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 addend: @Yurishiro My right and your left as I walk up, your right and my left as you walk down. The rest is obvious.
 VeeKay: #justpresidentialrules
 glenalec: Traditionally pedestrians walked on the side of the road /facing/ oncoming traffic. Presumably so they could see idiots coming at them and jump out of the way in time.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Kaviri: This is what fascists actually believe.
 Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 @Robespierre this is actually in the Escher school of architecture
 dangerkeith3000: This is from those Wayside School books.
 Teechur: I tell my stoodints "We drive on the right in this country" when we're on a collision course. YMMV.
 grizzly: @El hefe stage right.
 El hefe: Is that my right or yours?
 Yurishiro: Right and left are a social construct.
 Robespierre: There's no questioning logic - unless you live in the White House.
Image 225611   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Yurishiro: @VoR as long as you can hear your heartbeat or some noises you can make with your mouth etc or even your thoughts, there can never be a total absence of perceivable "sound" but yeah silence in General is a kind of torture, like isolation.
 jazzjunkie: Fools, said I, you do not know; silence like a cancer grows.
 Shay: Silence is deafening.
 VoR: @Yurishiro don't they use actual total silence to torture people?
 WTF: If no one makes a sound and no one is there to hear it does the sound really not exist?
 Yurishiro: Silence doesn't exist.
Image 225610   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity They have Fabulous Prides!
 Felicity: What about gay lions?
 RiderFan: Oh, its Explody!
 VoR: I have any pride.
 zrj235: #justfurrythings
Image 225609   01-08-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
 jochenau: Just.....what?
 Ihminen: Gotta give it to this comic that it had some turns in it that I didn't expect
 Robespierre: It's not hot, but it is a mess.
 Yurishiro: credit KC Green
Image 225608   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 RiderFan: Cleveland Browns, the perpetual LOLCOW.
 Shay: The Cleveland Browns: The NFL's version of The Producers
 Not A Bot: Gross as fuck.
 Side Boob: @grizzly @Robespierre I saw the Cleveland fans had a parade where they wore paper bags over their heads in shame.
 Robespierre: @Side Boob There's no such thing as bad publicity, or at least that's what some say.
 grizzly: @Side Boob It's almost comedic.
 Side Boob: Poor Cleveland. Another perfect 0-16 season
 zrj235: In an hour or two, it will be time to take the browns to the super bowl, if you get what i'm saying.
Image 225607   01-08-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
 Felicity: Then raise your hands in the air and wave them like you just dont care
 Robespierre: "Stop torturing me, Ethel."
 Not A Bot: Yeah, I think I see the problem in there.
Image 225606   01-08-18   Uploaded by    SimonSaysGarfunkel
 Shay: Yep, that's a phone.
 Ulillillia: *squint*
 Teechur: That's one way to find the leprechaun.
 zrj235: . (+)
Image 225605   01-08-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
 a sedated moose: ...of tying a stuffed animal to their child's toy car themselves? 'Cause that child clearly didn't do that.
 Scoo: @Nope I'm not a vegan but I am a dad, and I think this is fucking stupid
 zrj235: I'm calling the DNR.
 Nope: Incorrect, vegan dads would not be proud, also looks like the front tires are broken.
Image 225604   01-08-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
 Mad Collager: This is why you don't hear much about Picasso's daughter.
 Teechur: Turn off the panorama setting on your camera.
 Yurishiro: I heard about half Asian but this is ridiculous!
Image 225603   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
 Felicity: Democracy!
 Robespierre: Funky Wisconsin.
 Scoo: Amateur. Get under that, crane your neck, and drink it!
 zrj235: squad goals.
Image 225602   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
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